Enclave here, why isn't your video feed worrking?

Enclave here, why isn't your video feed worrking?

Heya Sarge, go fuck yerself

Oh? A wise guy, huh? Look, I'm tracing you right now, pal. We'll see how smart you feel with internal security all over your fricking ass. Dickhead!

Woof!

You'll never come after all...

Well whoever you are, I just dispatched a verti-assault team to your location.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Yeah, goodbye. Next news I read on you will be when I read the after-action report.

Oh yah? Same about you.

Just try me, We're sending a squad up.

My name is not important.

Hey, who the hell is this anyway?

...

Some dumbass waste lander let in a bunch of feral ghouls. Trying to deal with them with 4 shells left and a crowbar. After that then I will try and get the damned thing working again.

Youll never get the g.e.c.k you enclave cuck

Because the Enclave was destroyed by the Lone Wanderer.

Got in? You have great defenses, hey who is this anyway?

Oh? A wise guy, huh? Look, I'm tracing you right now, pal. We'll see how smart you feel with internal security all over your fricking ass. Dickhead!

Commencing tactical assessment : Red Chinese threat detected

trace me all you want, all i know is that you envy my super mutant genetics, you puny little cucky.

Yeah, well, we took Navarro and I found those nude pictures of your mother. Or was that just your dad cross-dressing again? No wonder you're so fucking ugly. Goodbye, asshole.

what the fuck i was just talking to the brotherhood. what happened?

We wiped those mutie bastards off the face of the map

where have i been?

Probably too far up the main land to recieve the news

ALLOU?

Wish you could join them

What are you talking about? Who-who is this?

Youll never win, enclave scum. We will wipe you pieces of shit out of existance. Prepare for total destruction. Deploying all garrisons

Now, I've had enough of your bullshit. How would you like to play dodge-the-plasma with the Assault Squad? Huh?

OPEN FIRE, CONTACT - CONTACT!!!!

I've got you, at Poseidon Oil, reactor number 5. Ah, well, why don't you just sit tight and I'll order up a little celebration for ya. Including fireworks.

[feral ghoul screams]

Feral Ghoul attacks you but misses!

no context needed

Screens acting up, Ill take a #1 with extra cheese, a large fry, and a nuka cola please. Also do you have anymore apple pies, those things are the bomb!

{Yeah, that's a new one. Since my video's working you can see I'm rolling on the floor here.

If they were nude pictures, how could he be cross-dressing?

Make-up bro

God damn fast food workers, stop having a seizure and get me my food. What do they pay you for anyway?

Now, I've had enough of your bullshit. How would you like to play dodge-the-plasma with the Assault Squad? Huh?

HEY THE VIDEO AND SPEAKER ARE WORKING BETTER NOW! NOW WERE YOU JUST THREATENING ME AND MY FRIENDS YOU UNDERPAYED WORM OF A HUMAN!?

You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Frank Horrigan either. Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die

NO TALK TO I OR I SON EVOR AGAN! I CRUSH TINY TIN MEN NOW! WILL MAKE TIN MAN BURGER!

Atom bomb, baby, loaded with power
Radioactive as a TV tower
A nuclear fission in her soul
Loves with electronic control

YEAH DAD GET US TOYS TOO!