Hey Sup Forums how do you make easy money when you're boring, unattractive, have no skills besides video games, and are not that smart?
The only thing I have is my computer and I currently live the NEET life at home, but I don't want to be a NEET forever.
Be clever and inventive.
No such thing unless you're a trust fund baby. Get off your ass and do some work. I busted my ass for 12 years to get where I'm at. I'm getting paid 43k/yr to sit on my ass in dress clothes and troll Sup Forums on my phone. The easy life doesn't come easy kiddo
go to yard sales and buy old shit, then sell it on ebay for market prices most people just want shit outta their yard and houses so they sell shit cheap, or you could be like tyrone and jamal stealing cars then sell them on craigs list
There's got to be an easy way.
Nope. Everything is work in some way, but if you get the work done early in life you can coast through the rest of it
see when you get your money invest into shit, maybe bitcoin or maybe some coin, remember always watch your charts pull out at the right time.
What about those guys who start clickbait channels on youtube?
can we talk about all these dubs?
i invented a way to kill all the faggots
grow weed and sell it. Impossible not to sell. And you probably look like some nerd so no one will ever suspect..Hell if I was a grandma I would sell drugs just because no one will suspect me. Just don't shit where you eat.
Or in case you don't want to take that great of a risk you can scam people. I heard about lots of cases of dumb old Westerners getting scammed by some Indians online. If pooloos can do it you could do it too.
Btw don't take me really seriously I'm just a wagecuck.
Those guys did work. Research to figure out what's most likely to draw in clicks, what will be interesting enough to keep people sitting through the ad, wordcraft to appeal to the broadest audience. Even thieves and scammers work hard at their breadwinning
how old are you user? there are multiple ways to get money if you have a vehicle. Ultimately, you'll be better off just getting a job for now.
But I can do it on my computer without having to go to college or get up unless I need more shasta cola and pasta?
I'm 19 and i don't drive.
he's a neet that lives with his mother. He cant do any of that shit. Whos he gonna sell it to?
well he can grow it in a forest or a field. Hell, I even heard some grow it in the neighbour's yard (works in Eastern Europe in the country side with some old fucks that don't know what that is). Every problem has a solution.
Well that should be your first focus. You're going to need wheels. You'll have to fine a shitty job around where you live within maybe walk/bike distance. Get a car within a few months and start looking for new opportunities. Im assuming you dont have many bills to pay right now so it will be super easy
Yeah, and beside that I can't even buy anything. i literally have $1.85 cents to my name and the only thing of value I own is my computer.
Fellow neet here I have a car, what were you gonna recommend?
I don't have any money to go to driver's ed or pay for the license.
Also I can't even get a job at mcdonalds or walmart. Ttrust me I've tried.
I literally have a 5th grade education and my entire time spent in school was spent in special education.
OP I've had a latent plan that involves making a creepypasta YouTube channel and moneywhoring for patreon, shit takes no effort and gets you plenty of emo faggots that have access to their parents bank account. Drop something I can message you on and we can get started shouting out each other's channels and such
Even if you're literally retarded
It shouldn't be too hard
If you live in a pretty populated area, there are many delivery type jobs you can get pretty easily. Take Uber Eats or we, the driver signs in with an app and is routed to the task. Even Uber is not so bad, you just need a good vehicle. It has to be 2009 or newer I believe. That's just one example, there are others. You should look on your local craigslist for gigs like that.
More of an in general thing though, as having a car is essential for working and stuff too.