Just wasted 2 hours of my life

just wasted 2 hours of my life

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why didnt you have it playing in the background? you actually watched this movie focusing on it?

Saw the first one cuz it had a decent cast. Pretty fuckin let down

friend told me it was good and i have to see a movie through all the way no matter what. never taking recommendations from him again

I thought the first one was kind of retarded but good enough to qualify as a flick. Is the second one really that bad?

can't wait for 3

anyone here is probably wasting their time senpai, at least a movie can stimulate you, even if you're hate watching

it was just cheesy and alittle cringy at first but the twist at the end just.. i mean jesus christ dude the twist at the end is what made me mad.

This is one of those movies where everyone involved was bullied into doing it by the studio and that only old people go and see.

>CGI magic
>explains the simple tricks
>doesn't explain how character turns into a puddle of water
>doesn't explain how writing SLEEP on a box gives you a coma
>doesn't explain how people teleport from one edge of the city to another in minutes
>CGI magic

I expected this desu. I knew it was gonna be a movie about impossible magic but it still sucked. It was basically
>huurrr we're the magician version of anonymous

>i mean jesus christ dude
who the fuck types like this?

What, you didn't think this scene was kino?

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This is the only interesting part of the movie.

>who the fuck types like this?

do you swear in front of your parents as well?

I do actually.

I would never unironically say "I mean jesus christ dude". I wouldn't even say "dude" unironically because I'm not 14 years old.

>replaced isla fisher with uglier zooey deschanel

where's the directer? i want to kick his ass

oh wow, sorry i didn't realise you were so mature.

jesus christ dude just calm your tits no need to act like a faggot on the internet over nothing brah lol

>chinas opening weekend for this was larger than its entire american run
>third one will be entirely set in china like the next need for speed movie

i always thought that giving fan service to china was a meme but apparently I was wrong

>oh wow

>I posted it again XD

Autism is strong with you

Don't you mean another two hours of your pathetic pointless life?

it was hardly a twist, it was obvious after the first fucking movie. Morgan Freeman was hardly signing on for three movies to cameo as a bad guy.

it was pretty cool

jesus christ dude, just let it go

>le pick le low-hanging fruit man

Jesus dude chill out brah

Why cant they just stand in the order of the credits?

Mark Ruffalo really got old

I just wasted my entire teenage years, try me

this movie makes me not regret pirating movies not one single bit. Horrible shit

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Jesus dude nice dubs trips

You have no one to blame but yourself. I don't know how anyone could go into this movie without knowing it would be a trainwreck.

>Morgan Freeman was hardly signing on for three movies to cameo as a bad guy.
That means their making a 3rd one then? A sequel was stretching the premise a bit much.

surprised to see radcliffe in this, he usually picks films he's in well

Post good magic films

Isla Fischer couldn't return because she was pregnant during filming.

lmao what a fucking meme cast

Why is it so hard to put the right names over the right actor

They do it to rile up autists like you.

i spent 15 dollars on this shit and it's going to haunt me forever.

They explain most of the magic unlike the first
Other than that, it's pretty much the same; enjoyable but forgettable

Why are people getting so upset about these movies.
If it's bad it's bad I don't see why it's so special

>names don't align with cast

>>doesn't explain how character turns into a puddle of water
fair, but considering that it was established that they set up the entire environment there, it's not unbelievable to think there might have just been a trap door or something
>>doesn't explain how writing SLEEP on a box gives you a coma
you missed out the strobe lights and that's literally how hypnosis works
>>doesn't explain how people teleport from one edge of the city to another in minutes
which bit? do you mean when they went to london? an unidentified amount of time passed, but it was probably a few weeks

>that card toss

The magic in Harry fucking Potter is more believable than this shit

That one server room was sort of neat, editing-wise.

>they align
>random guy as whitewashed morgan freeman
P R O G R E S S I V E

>Only one woman, who replaced the previous one, making the point that she's only a token
>Token characters of colour, except maybe Freeman who is not even "black" to white audiences
>6 main characters are white heterosexual men

I'm not memeing, this starts to bother me

...

Am I being a pleb that demands "event" movies or are many movies simply not aiming for much? Bourne was ok but just a throwaway action flick. War Dogs was like a really really low budget wolf of wall street and had some scenes that felt like they belonged in a day time soap opera.

Im going back to books desu. I dont have confidence that 2 hour films are a good format anymore. TV is high budget and cinemas are dead.

>15 dollars for a ticket

Holly shit where do you live ?

Is this just some kind of cashgrab scheme for the actors?

>names are perfectly lined up with portraits
>names are not the person they are above

whoever made that should be executed

W-wait wheres the sexy redhead that made the first one tolerable?

I've seen some pixels