Happy Normie Day, fellow autists! The Friday before the Super Bowl, where everyone pretends to care about the game in order to survive small talk.
Students and wagecucks, how are you faring? Are you gonna rise to the occasion and use this as an opportunity to find common ground with those whom you typically repulse? Or will you spout memes and spill spaghetti all over yourself when the opportunity arises?
Also, report in regarding the best comments and predictions you hear from clueless people who nevertheless are happier and more socially successful than you.
Jacob Rivera
>i'm rooting for Atlanta because they're the underdog t. Everyone
James Peterson
>I'm rooting for Atlanta bc they are the closest pro team to my state.
t. People from bama
Jack Perez
>last year >"wouldn't it be great for peyton to go out on top"
Angel Morgan
>I'm rooting for Atlanta because fuck the cheatriots Everyone except Pats bandwagoners and maybe some angry Saints/Panthers/Bucs fans
Joshua Lewis
>Alabama in charge of geometry
Jordan Lewis
>I'm rooting for Atlanta because my husbando is from Georgia
Blake Russell
>I'm rooting for Atlanta t. 31 other fanbases
David Brown
Georgian here and there's no way bama fags are gonna root for their eternal nemesis
Samuel White
You are better of being a faggot than a Georiga fan in my state boy.
Hudson Scott
>Invited for this 100-box Super Bowl pool were I have to pay $5 a box >I don't know how to play
Lucas Richardson
>I hope Tom Brady wins, I heard he's good!
Nathaniel Brooks
When do I get to see yas queen lady gaga
Levi Roberts
Except I'm rooting for Atlanta so Bradyfags don't render Sup Forums unusable for the next decade.
Noah Flores
>I'm a patriots bandwagoning faggot t. Sup Forums
Austin Barnes
Saints are the closest team to Mobile and the rest of southern Alabama
Brandon Parker
literally just now from a cow-orker:
"Falcons win big...NE defense against the pass is poor at best...Ryan is too hot to stop...i'm not a fan of either team...just sayin..."
Ethan Fisher
>south alabama >alabama
Cooper Thompson
im a 150 pound new yorker and think pats win by double digits
suck my dick faggot
Joseph Jackson
>I'm only watching it for the commercials XD
Julian Jones
fucking this.
Do these morons have any idea how dope it would be to watch any QB win a FIFTH FUCKING RING.
It's fucking greatness.
Nicholas Ramirez
Heard this one secondhand from a co-worker this morning:
>I hope that Trump-voting Brady loses!!
Mind you, not Deflategate, not Spygate, not "muh cheating", Trump.
Christopher Torres
Everyone that would've bandwaggoned the Patriots already hoped on or been on for about a decade now, So it's understandable if they root for the Falcons
