What's your story user?

What's your story user?
How did you end up here?

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Got caught in a storm a few years back. Found this place to seek refuge and ended up staying. I haven't seen The settlement i came from in ages.

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Some faggot named Brendaniel made 90000 tales from Sup Forums videos and they made me want to join this site for some fucked up reason.

Its the end of the rail, Every thing behind me is the past, the only thing ahead of me is just death and more wilderness.

This site made me realize there's more to life than I thought and everybody is human

It all started in the death camps. They took me to the chamber and said I had valuable knowledge. They then beat the fuck out of me and tolk me to a higher up. I told them there would be a great group on something to come. They were interested and took me to Hitler. I came close to his ear amd whispered "Praise kek nigger" and ran while yelling "Heil Hitler" so they let me go. Little did they know I took all the gold and oxygen they had because of course I am a damn jew and yeeted my ass to Murica'.

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great background for meme music

explain

Back in the day, the internet used to be fun and you could have a good time hanging out on forums. Now it's all shit but the habit is hard to break.

> typed www.Sup Forums.org/b/
> found a nigger
> hung that bitch from a tree

Came here in 2010 from r/Sup Forums. Wanted the real thing. Been stuck here ever since

i quited on the only shit that produced me alot of money, now i've no job, few fag loser friends who don't do anything else than gaming all day, motorcycle damaged, important woman mad at me so i just get along w all you sad clowns reading drama and watching slut nudes

This.

Something Awful forums and IRC channels

OG

youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s

A friend showed this site to me in 2006. I really wish he hadn't.

THE FUCK

I quite honestly stumbled across this by accident around 2004-2005. Used to just lurk until a couple years later.

Well I use to be depressed everyday after school and work I would eat fast food and drink soda and browse Sup Forums till I got tired (it was like 30 minutes) and then do the same thing everyday until I finished school so basically I wasted 4 years of my life sleeping I always loved falling asleep I hated my life so there was no place to escape but sleep plus I didn't have any friends l0l until I started smoking weed and it makes my Brain explore things basically sober I'm dead I have no interest in no things only money to survive and ever since I got into weed I been able to acquire feelings in which I thought weren't possible unless I was asleep so it's like I'm awaken again I don't drink soda and eat healthy I'm more active to things I'm more aware I know how to appear confident I lm not like the little beta cuck I use to be fuck that nobody wants that the feelings that I wanted I thought you could only acquire while sleeping is bullshit and people have been doing it by smoking weed it sounds retarded but my brain is less stressed and I'm at a ok place rn I been working 2 works straight going onto my 3rd

Came here from somethingawful forums in 2003. I left for awhile but came back after my girlfriend killed herself. Sadly this place is probably the only reason I'm still alive.

Fuck

I heard this site was super edgy in ms and I came here looking for danger and hackers and stayed here having a goodtime

Friend mentioned it found some thread simulators and jumped on board

GET SAD BITCH

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lol

I found this pic around 2008 and came here to investigate.
Thank god, otherwise I might have ended up another soulless normalfag.

oldy McOldfag here,

>been frequentin the chon since your mom was a teenager.
>some homosex males introduced me to the chon before there were memes
>the wide range of beliefs and viewpoints made me question my entire belief system
>(was a christian conservative, church attendee)
>now i dont believe in politics, the government is evil, chemtrails are real, traps are still gay, tesla was right about everything, hrc decided to frame trump after she took out old man bernie, pedophiles should be chemically castrated, drugs should all be legal, we shouldnt be drilling for oil anywhere because its upsetting the subterranean aliens and destroying outer earth

>also, The Game

I come here when im horny and dont know what fetish to look up

9/11 would read that book

>the chon
>oldy McOldfag
haha alright summer child

>Now it's all shit but the habit is hard to break.
YA MAN

I came here from Gamespot forums back around 2006 or 07.

Ayy my name's Tyler and I'll probably be dead soon

We met back in a English Class. She was that new girl that joined the school. A ginger white girl. Wore a white school dress. She sat beside me. I was the first one to talk her. She was quiet. "Hey... Uh. Noticed that you haven't been talking to anyone. Just reading your manga..." I said. She turned her head to me. "Y-y-yeah." She said. That was our first talk. Few days later. I went to the computer lab and chill. Someone opened the door. It was that ginger girl. Haven't seen her a lot. "O-o-oh hey. You're the guy who talked to me right?" She said. "Yeah I guess." I said. I closed the NewGrounds Tab. Watching flash animations was my shit back in the days. She sits beside me again. I got a bulge. "Uhhhhhhhhhh" She got awkward. She totally saw my boner, dude. I checked around the lab if there's people. No one is here but us. I noticed her gaze at my dick. She sees my eyes. Her head turned to the screen. "Uh shit..." I said to myself. "Mmm..." She just fucking moaned. holyshit.png "Oh I never got your name!" I said. "It's Asuka." She said. "So like from that anime Evangelion right?" I said. "Yeah my parents loved the anime so they named me after that orange hair girl." Asuka said. She opened a tab on Sup Forums. "What are you doin?" I asked her. "Well I usually just browse in this website because I really don't have a lot of friends to talk to." Asuka said. She gazed at me again. "You got a girlfriend?" She asked. "Nooooope." I said. After that she just full thrust kissed me in the lips. I was 15 and she was 14.

I just made this story up :(

>Porn addict since I was 12
>Seen and touched my first vagina at 5, turns out neighbor girl was abused by her dad
>Sexual experiences with a cousin
>Slacked in school
>Burned a lot in relationships in my teenage years, developed a seething pile of trust issues and barred myself emotionally
>Slowly became depressed
>Tried doing shit to make something out of my self>college, army, vocational school
>Eventually grabbed a cheapo CompTIA A+
>landed a job at a place that abuses their employees and has me black listed so I can't leave
>Very few friends, two I live with I have known since high school and they seem to avoid me
>fat now on top of being fugly
>Smalldick
>No self confidence
>Spinning wheels in a job I hate with no romance or sex in my life (virgin)
>Considering an hero a lot lately.

Story of my life

Wow user, that was beautiful you shouldn't have included that ending tho. Wanted to see all the retarded user's replies. Including this one

This isn't really me tho :D

Which part of the ending. Glad you liked it :(

>I just made the whole story up

>be me doing dailies in Nagrand since burning crusade expansion just came out
>friend on vent "holy shit user have you been to this site Sup Forums? Is so fucked up you gotta check it out"
>minimize WoW and go to Sup Forums
>don't see what the fuss is about until "find the random board" is said over chat
>immediately see all the shit I've never wanted to see
>like a horrible suicide train wreck and can't look away
>become awestruck by the beauty created through death and savagery
>life is now meaningless

Killing the first boss

I was just... browsin Sup Forums like always

top fuckin kek

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that sucks mayne

sorry

>got stressed out
>needed a place to look for a good laugh
>been here since 2014

Repetitive drug use starting at the age of 11 and a year in the army.
>currently live with parents
>start a job on the 2nd at an animal shelter
>looking for a place with a friend i'd call my brother
>going to school for a guitar certificate
things are looking up, but i can't help but feel empty. possibly caused by the reality of possibly working for a lifetime to pay bills and live comfortably. want to learn how to invest.
no more drugs for this guy. okay, maybe a drink and a little nicotine.

Friend told me about this place years ago.

Just started using this place somewhat frequently as i have a medical condition called hypoglycemia that makes me feel like shit all time and won't heal up for the next or so.got it from years of self abuse and alcohol withdrawls that almost killed me( i didn't think i was going to have btw)
Can't smoke weed (i grow my own)
Can't drink alcohol (dont want to touch it again to be honest)
Can't eat sugery foods or drinks
Can't eat too much carbs either
Reading stories or checkong out threads help keep my mind of things

Most my friends have moved on in life aswell as myself.
Best friend is a dad and because of this doesn't have the time he used too to hang out. I miss him sometimes.

The only friend i still have that i hang out with often is kind of a dumb cunt.
He is broke, doesn't look for a job or even bother wanting to try, spends all his money on weed and alcohol then goes and bitches about his money problems.
To top all this off he thinks he is a hard ass and people would even be somewhat threatend by him even though he weights about 130lbs at 6'1 and has never fought a day in his life.
I would litteraly rather be called a faggot on here then hang out with him.

hating life now.

Next year* or so

I'll acknowledge those trips op, even if everyone else won't

>we shouldn't drill for oil
>it's upsetting the subterranean aliens

>2006
>looking at porn
>see picture of hot chick with "hi Sup Forums" written on her hand
What the fuck is Sup Forums?
>google search
>find this place and have some giggles
>get caught in the rabbit hole of Sup Forums and browse daily ever since

What a long strange trip its been Sup Forumsrothers. Cheers.

That's heavy
>and I'm not just talking 'bout you.
Are you a shitty person? If yes, than an hero. If no, than do something about your shituation, anything. Some aspects of life you can't control, other you can. Don't be come a fatty, do something

I don't think I'm a shitty person but no one seems to want to be around me, so maybe I am... At this point I just seclude myself from everyone

Pawn Stars Battletoads threads. that shit brought me in and now I come back a few days a week.