G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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boruto was alright

that's great.
what other anime u watching?

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today new game

never heard of that one.
is it new? is it action?

There are so many other people to kill in DayZ and Overwatch.. and I'm probably gonna find some new bitches on Tinder for me and gf of 8 years to fuck.

no it's not new its on its second season and it follows aoba at her job as a game designer

also one piece ,bds , boju no hero academia , hxh, if your looking for action ,also opm

congrats on haveing a great grill

'Cause my gf is getting ready to blow me, and her friend is watching. Gonna fuck them both in about half an hour or so.

lazy as fuck, that's why

she's amazing. doesn't cook/clean... doesn't mind a mess. Works hard, sucks harder. You can too, just become someone you like and others might start to like you as well

Ive lost track of how many threesomes I've had, but Ive yet to receive a double bj...start to finish, them on their knees. It's my goal this year.

hxh = i miss gon and killua. :-(
boku no hero is good too.
congrats man.
sounds like a good girl.
good goal.

Honestly I have been up all night thinking about it. I don't know why I haven't. Maybe faith that there's still a chance with the girl I like. Maybe cause I have new opportunities for the future. Maybe I won't kill myself cause I'm a a little bitch. Really not sure though. I have little will to live.

dubs say stick around, i'm sure you'll figure it out soon.

i want to live

I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids. I also had the most amazing sex of my life last night.

g'morning catholic bro.
congrats on all the hot loving, god is blessing you with.

I almost feel like he's trying to kill me. I'm exhausted.

>thinking the world is better off with 7 versions of your shitposting retarded self

going to community college to sign up, then after that smoke a bowl and chill by the pool.

alrighty then.

#humblebrag lol.
thanks for the feedback user.
sounds like a pretty chill day.
what classes u signing up for?
yup.

I wasted all my energy trying to tire her out first and then I just collapsed. She had to yell at me to wake up.

How's your day OP?

regular day. nothing special.
about to walk the dog, then get some work tasks done. Nothing to write home about.
Your morning?

Woke up, made love, had breakfast with the kids, gave my love a kiss goodbye, and drove to work.

I would, but these threads always open with a sexy porn GIF,and after that, I do't feel like it.

ur dubs say u wont.
but we all hope that do you don't either.
well that's good that the feeling goes away.

Thread seems less active today than it was yesterday.

it happens.

Oh well, I can just think about last night when I get bored. Dang, it was better than the honeymoon.

tis good to have sexual experience that improve over time.
you could be one of those poor r/deadbedrooms guys/couples.

Yeah. Thank God my sex life is so active that I almost collapsed in the middle of it. More is better than less.

what u doing in the world of astronomy today?

Getting yelled at by the head jerk-off of the department, like yesterday. Don't worry, I've completely analyzed the data you gave me two hours ago! Geez.

Because I get to tagteam a women with her husband later.

you can't control the behavior of others, but you can control how it affects you and how you react to it. he's a jerk, but don't let him disturb ur peace user.
that sounds great.
how'd u get in that situation ?

It's still "today" here. I'll tell you why I won't kill myself tomorrow though.

Got home about two hours ago from filling every hole in this 9/10 French girl. I mean that almost literally, as she was riding my cock and making out with me as I fingered her ass. Didn't even get our clothes entirely off, so she was holding her pink thong to the side which is hot as fuck if you ask me.

Prior to me making her squeak, squeal, moan and pant, we spent most of the day flirting and hitting on each other after I fell flat on my ass and slid into her as we were climbing a rocky path to a waterfall with a tour group.

I let it affect me yesterday and it resulted in the best sex ever, I don't like it but if that's what happens then I couldn't care less.

Found them online, went out for dribks with them a few times to get comfortable. Last ti.e she reached under the table and grabbed my dick. She wants to get shitfaced drunk and have my fuck her while her husband watches then we spitroast.

that's awesome man.
glad ur better today.
sounds good.
have u ever done this before?

No I have not but I'm looking forward to this.

Thanks. I hated it during the day but once I got home all the crud that happened yesterday made things so much better.

i've done the MFM thing once.
but we didn't split roast.
basically some guy let me fuck his wife.
then he fucked her afterwards.
it was little awkard, cause I was alot younger, and kept thinking i can't beleive this dude is letting me fuck his wife the whole time.
excellent.
what u doing today?

less porn gifs pls I'm at work

Can i get a sauce on gif pls?

at work and on Sup Forums. :-/ ?wish i could help.

Work, go home, kiss my wife, eat dinner, play with the kids, put them to bed, make love, hopefully get to sleep before dawn so I can do it all again tomorrow.

tis a good cycle you have going on there.
how's the garden going ?

Going well. Slowly coming together.

I have two reasons, i want to see how the tokyo ghoul manga series ends and i want to see if music offers anything to my life. If not i'll join kurt cobains club

i have no reason to really live.
i don't really have a reason to die either.
so might as well stick around.

excellent.
or chester bennington club.
tokyo ghoul was good anime.
they coming back?
right. might as well stick around.

In my years on Sup Forums this is the chillest thread ive ever been in.

we are normally pretty chill in here.
every now and then someone hijacks it and makes it a spiderman thread or something. but u know whatever.

Y'know, I just realized something. Peter saw mom and dad making out. He also saw Dad doing some stuff with his hands inside mom's dress.

time for 'the talk' fast approaching huh.

approaching meaning tonight when I get home. Now I know why he threw up. On the bright side, his reaction indicates that he won't be a cuck, and that he hasn't been exposed to porn that much.

indeed.
is this the first "talk" you're giving to any of your kids? what's ur plan?

Yeah, Peter is the oldest. I'm gonna talk with my wife at lunch about it, so we both know what's gonna happen.

good parenting.
cool.

When I realized, a wave of fear shot through me. Not a fun time.

Can you losers stop making the same stupid thread over and over. Seriously.

i imagine so.
you want to teach your kids about sex.
but u don't want to live-demo it to them by plugging with them as the audience.
thanks for the feedback user,
we appreciate it.

You need sex so you won't kill yourself? May as well just tie the rope now user

nice dubs.
mean message, but you are right.
user shouldn't need external things to validate living.

Watching your parents go at it can cause all kinds of issues. I'm just glad that the school system taught him enough to know that dad's hand up mom's dress + mom moaning = fingering
Or we may have had our argument resolution sex right in front of my oldest child.

>argument resolution sex
lol. what ?

My day was bad, her day was bad, want to hear the whole thing? I don't want to say unless you want to hear.

i have a short attention span.
what's the tldr version?

Fuck off fucking loser kill yourself.

hey thanks man.
i hope you have a great day.

Tl;dr I missed a phone call, she got mad, the argument ended in amazing sex.

I ve try and failed everything in my life.
I ll try to reroll my life. Leave my gf and begin something else somewhere.

If it fails, then i have nothing to do here

because i havent fucked my niece yet

Don't respond to me again kid, Ill fucking beat the fuck out of you

dubs of nada,
plus a succinct story. cool.
seems a little bit of an over-reaction to get mad over missing a call tho. but that's just me.
g'luck restarting man.

Not even the normal person to make this thread lol. Gtfo.

what if that's my fetish, to beaten the fuck out of?

huh?

because I live to see what next gif you're gonna post in these threads. Can't fucking wait for tomorrows thread :D

Well Elizabeth and James had their physicals and because not everyone would fit in one car, I was supposed to bring mine down at lunch and drive some of the kids up. While the department's head jerk was yelling at me, I missed her "Where are you" call. She ended up having to leave Peter home alone.

can't be bothere4d.

cool.
how r u today?
oh...
shit happens.
definitely seems like a lot of logistics managing a family of that size.
agreed.

Yeah, well it started an argument and eventually we were up in one another's faces and I just smashed my lips on hers. Next thing you know, we're having sex against the wall downstairs.

currently single.
but yes i remember how good make-up sex was, when i was in a relationship.
gotta get through the storm to experience the sunshine.

Ain't that the truth. We went to bed, made some more sweet love, then slept. Woke up with a kiss on the cheek and some loud yelling. She can go from drill sergeant to tender in a second. I love it.

it's even better if you are slightly still mad at each other, then consequently hate-fucking occurs.

That's exactly what happened. No resolution, straight from borderline yelling to lovemaking.

Suicide means that life can't possibly get any better

great quote, and true.
that's the best.
what's for lunch today, catholic bro?

Peanut butter sandwich.

Got any sauce? Meat's a little dry

lol. that's all?
no sauce. but i hope your meat gets the moisture it needs.

Pretty much. We have big dinners so breakfast and lunch are pretty light.

senpai noticeed me

makes sense. good calorie balance, keeping the obesity demon away.
now what will you do since you have senpais attention?

rust hasn't destroyed my social life yet