Things you can say about your video game console, but not your girlfriend.
Things you can say about your video game console, but not your girlfriend
I have a video game console
Boy, this thing has a lot of memory
Keeps getting real hot and going down on me.
So what if its 11 years old!
Quints
4 people can use it at the same time
It never works, I have to input everything
oh, that was easy to turn on
I can play with it whenever I want.
I wish this piece of shit would work
lawl
kek
Wow! This only costs $60 a year.
I'm bored
Time to get some new content
Oh boy, there's a mute button.
I don't have a console
i need to blow her to get her working
that has a shiny box
Next year I'm totally upgrading to the new model for better graphics and an overall more enjoyable experience.
Its black
i had to line up for hours to get one
So light I can carry it around.
i lent it to a friend
I'm taking this back to the store.
I would like a system that's a bit younger.
The stick is kinda stiff
I could play with this for hours.
I feel a sense of satisfaction when I beat things on it.
Nvm. This applies to both.
When do you handfuckers go back to school????
i can turn it off when it over heats and stops working
I feel satisfied after playing with you.
Some of them stop being fun before I beat them.
The piece of shit is too big and hardly even runs anymore.
Lol fag
It came with a 3 year warranty