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Fluffy thread

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Fluffy Affairs Division

>Montpelier, Vermont, USA
>Montipelier Police Department, Fluffy Affairs Division
>The following stories are all falsified. No names have been changed to protect the innocent

>Be me, Officer Incognito Mcanon
>Another day, another case
>Vermont recently passed some landmark "Fluffy rights" laws
>And someone's got to enforce them
>As for me, I don't like fluffies that much
>But no-one else is going to do it, so someone has to
>And it pays well to
>On patrol, when a call comes over the radio
>"We have 10-69 reported on Third Street, any officers in the area, please report."
>"This is Officer Mcanon, Fluffy Affairs Division, leave this to me."
>A 10-69. That means sick fucks.
>One of the big laws implemented in the past year was purposefully manufactured to bring the hammer down on the weirdos who fuck fluffies
>Meet up with the witness
>A little girl, about 12, had to witness a grown ass dude butt ramming her fluffy
>Time to take the fucker down
>Bust down the door to his house
>I can hear the noise coming from his basement
>"Pwease nu mowe! MUMMAH PWEASE SAB SNOWBAWW!"
>"I'm going to enjoy schticking it inschide of you, your schuch a pretty mare."
>Disgusting
>"PWEASE HEWP! NU WAN BAD SPECIAW HUGGIES! HEWWWP!"
>I come down the basement, gun drawn
>"PUT YOUR DICK AWAY AND STEP AWAY FROM THE FLUFFY!"
>"YOU'LL NEVER SCHTOP ME COPPER!"
>The disgusting manchild pulls out a gun of his own and shoots first!
>And misses by a mile due to his poor hand eye coordination
>Pump him full of lead
>I run up to his corpse
>"You have the right to remain dead, sicko."
>I am hero around town
>All in a days work

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...do any of you have the image with an orange fluffy named Curry, who's dumb enough to build a wall of blocks that he thinks can keep his owner from leaving?

I can't find it anywhere on the booru.

Can someone screencap this?

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You have your own board fag. Fuck off back to it.

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antwo fwuffy pwease.

And then there's this faggot. However, I'm just gonna assume ponyfag and birdfag are one and the same.

I don't really like mlp, why the fuck would i go there?

Kweh.

Fuck off with these retard cartoons

Goddamn it, this thread is dead on arrival.

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get >>>\out\

look at me, using \ instead of / like a fucking summerfag

Let's get the explanation up ready for the inevitable questions...

no thks, here's pinkie pie!

So I'm trying to find a fluffly comic where the fluffly has a smarty alter ego I believe, and keeps getting in to trouble and such, and I know at the end he ends up getting a colostomy done and his ass hole sewn shut. It's been months since I saw it and I didn't manage to save it. I know this is vague but any help would be appreciated. That was the one that got me into this thread in the first place.

fags are out in force today.

Let's that high quality smarty abuse rolling out

lemme help ya'

fuck you and fuck your hellgremlin crap.

hellgremlin is for pussies that can't handle what fluffy abuse is supposed to be about.

Sure, whatever
>supposed to be
fucking tear your ass with your own edgy conceitedness

Yeah but I'm trying to make them leave by posting mlp pics.
Too bad I have to get back to work.

>He doesn't realize he's the fag

I hope you get AIDS from your gay lover, you faggot. Drink bleach.

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Both of you stop bickering about what fluffy is and actually post fluffy.

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The woes of a new owner

A Good Mother

>"~Mummah wub babehs, babehs wub mummah tu! Nebah haf huwties, Mummah wiww awways pwotec yu!~"
>Here we see a feral Unicorn mare, white with a pink mane. She has taken up living in a cardboard box in a back alley, tucked safely away from most prying eyes, and near a reliable food source, the garbage bin for a local Italian joint
>Perfect for a recent mother, with five foals, all now past "chirpie baby" but still dependent on milk.
>"Wub yu mummah" Coos her biggest foal, an orange earthie, with a small developing red mane. The spitting image of his father, who is currently out exploring to find new food or potential "mummahs or daddehs."
>Both the unicorn mare (Named Minnie) and her "special friend" (Named Phil) have had a taste of domestication, and as such, are slightly more appealing than feral-borns
>Two foals are suckling at her teats, a green earthie and a brown pegasus
>The two remaining to be mentioned are peacefully dozing behind her, swaddled in a napkin turned blanket. Two earthies, one white and one red.
>Truly, life is almost as good as it gets for a feral
>Now comes the antagonist of our story, a greedy and selfish Smarty fluffy, a green and black earthie. He smells spaghetti, he smells a "pretty mare" and potential "enfi babehs", and he's hungry and horny
>"Hewwo!" Pipes up Minnie "Fwuffy am nyu fwien?"
>"Pwetty mawe" The Smarty starts, sickenly sweet "Wan be nyu speciaw fwien, nyu daddeh tu babbehs."
>"Sowwy, bu Minnie haf speciaw fwien awedy, nu nee speciaw fwien! Stiww be nyu fwien?"
>This rejection is not what the smarty has expected
>He led a herd not too long ago, and though they had all died, all of the mares in his herd submitted to him. This is a first.
>"W-wha? Nu am nyu speciaw fwien? Nu gif gud feews?" Sputters the confused Smarty
>"Nu gif gud feews." Confirms Minnie
>"D-den... DEN YU DUMMEH!" Shouts the smarty, trying to assert dominance
>"DUMMEH MAWE HAF POOPIE BABBEH! GIF POOPIE BABBEH TU SMAWTY FOW ENFIES NOW!"

What ever happened to Darth Maracas?

AGM 2

>"Nu! Nu wiww gif bwown babeh! Wub babehs! Gu way o git huwties!"
>"Wha?!" The Smarty is clearly taken aback by this behavior, confused and slightly aroused with fear. Fearoused.
>"Bu-Bu-bu is jus poopie babeh! GIF NOW!" He commands
>"Nu!" Responds Minnie, with fiery determination in her eyes
>"DEN SMAWTY WIWW GIF HUWTIES!" He proclaims, stamping his hoof to the ground, puffing his cheeks
>Minnie calmly removes her two foals from her teat
>"Bigges' babeh" She says to her orange baby "Pwotect uddah babehs, gu en fwuffpiwe."
>She gets on all four hooves, going from nursing position to walking position, and stares the Smarty down
>"HA! WHA AM DUMMEH MAWE DOIN? GONNA GIF YU BIGGEST HUWTIES, SPECIAW HUGGIES! GUNNA GIF SPECIAW FWIEN FOWEVAH SWEEPIES, AN MAKE BABEHS ENFI-"
>SMACK!
>"SKREEEEE!" Cries The Smarty, as Minnie rams into his side as he grandstands
>"NU HUWT BABBEHS O PHIW! GIF YU HUWTIES!" She cries as she bats the Smarty over the head repeatedly
>On any other animal, this would be utterly ineffective, but for a fluffy, this is ECW style brutality
>"OWCHIES! NU GIF SMAWTY HUWTIES NU MOWE! DUMMEH MAWE! STOP PWEASE!" The Smarty cries out for mercy
>"NU! MINNIE NU AM DUMMEH!" She screams as she continues her assault
>"NU! PWEASE STOP! NU WAN HUWTIES NU MOWE! PWEASE! PWEASE!"
>Despite his pleas for mercy, she continues, until she has run out of breath, and the Smarty has been soundly beaten into submission
>"S-sowwy! Smawty am sowwy... Pwease nu mowe huwties..." Whines the humiliated Smarty
>"Minnie fowgibes yu. Nu be meanie nu mowe, o gif yu mowe huwties! Wan huggies?" Proclaimed the triumphant Minnie
>"Otay..." Whimpers The Smarty, as he excepts the hug
>"Huggies make aww bettaw... Nu be meanie anymowe." Minnie coos
>"Otay... Nu be meanie anymowe..." The Smarty wobbles away, utterly humiliated and emasculated from the encounter
>Minnie goes back to her babies, and begins to sing to them again.

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I have it but can't be bothered to post all of the pictures.

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Some OC

MLP is not allowed on Sup Forums i hope the MODS see this and delete the thread

This is fluffies not mlp

see

Haha, thanks for joining us. Pinkie pie is soooo kawaii :)

That's just a troll.

Fuck off samefag

Thank you. I found it. I appreciated it

Could you dump it here?

i still don't get these threads and i've been here for-fucking-ever

Looks like cwc

As soon as I download all the parts. There's quite a few.

fluffies are bastard children of mlp

just go to the booru and search for Woes of a New Owner.

my name is bond. bon bond

Hentai thread?

This is the most self hating kek I've ever had. Thank you, user.

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post some fluffies if you dont want me to continue

Quite a charmingly delicate insult to say lover, why don't we become lovers? Faggot~

this should trigger at least a few autists

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God, not again. Enough, already. We're sick of this re-posted shit.

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this guy seems smart enough, his work is creative, even witty, but somehow i cannot stomach his art style.

MLP will spawn more fluffy abuse my brony friend

Enjoy your mlp plushies you worthless waste of life

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This fluffy thread is actually holding on to life.
I could've sworn it was done for when the barnyfag showed up.
also
>the fluffy is still alive
>after losing it's organs and being cooked
how?

I know what you mean, but it grew on me.

>that face when he says "weeeeee"
Always makes me gitty

Cheeto stained body

LOL i think he's a ginge, but that would hide the cheeto crumbs pretty well...

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Drawn like a true faggot :') kill yourself

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wtf makes you think it's alive? are you a cartoon doctor?

Some fag wanted a smarty blowing up with mentos and coke so I obliged

nice!