Do y'all faggots have any tips for making a thread that won't 404 in under 20 mins?

Do y'all faggots have any tips for making a thread that won't 404 in under 20 mins?

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lurk moar faggot

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Constantly bump it yourself with post like "no one interested?" Or pictures no one wants

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Post traps,black dick or anti trump threads and that shit will last all day

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