Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Daisy Ridley standing there

How do you react to this strange situation?

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tits or gtfo

Ask her to play with my lightsaber.

>Do a 360
>Walk away

...

say sorry and walk back out

"Ah, here's the toilet"
>unzips

Inquire as to whether I need to procure my vehicle to chauffeur her home or have her eat my gooch.

I react by calling myself a Mary Sue of course.

you would still be facing her dumbass

Fucking summerfags

a 360 is a full rotation.

Dense

thats not how yoda speaks. It should be 'In your butt, like to (have) sex I would'

I would drop to my knees and ask her to place that delicious rump on my face

search in wikipedia for who the hell is

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>you're a full rotation

a 180 would be the best way to walk away, but most angles other than 360 would be reasonable for making some distance, retard

>ask her to bend over and spread dem cheeks
>use my fingers to slowly stretch her gaping asshole
>keep going until the hole is big enough for me to fit through
>hop right in and live there for the rest of my life

your*

KO her and fritzel her in my basement.

kek

"Are you impressed with my amiibo collection? I'm 2 away from completing the Animal Crossing series."

>Be me
>Walk into bedroom
>Daisy Ridley standing there
>nakedasfuck.jpeg
>Ask if this is a dream
>She replies with a meow
>Wake up
>Cat standing over me
>fuckmylife.png

Fuck her

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