/nba/ - /yogi/ Edition

Lillard exposed by a manlet on a 10-day contract

Devin Booker is elite

Raptors suck dick

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=-hzXK9_ooJU
nytimes.com/2017/02/01/magazine/the-misunderstood-genius-of-russell-westbrook.html?rref=collection/sectioncollection/sports
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>10 posts early

canada was a mistake

>Lillard and McCuckum are the next splash bros they said

Is Yogi patty mills 2.0?

I haven't been keeping up with the season besides the 76ers memeing

How are the Heat doing lads?

/nba/ this is a serious situation.

WE HAVE to make Camelo Anthony of the New York knicks come to The Land.

Carmelo Anthony of the New York Knicks is STILL an elite shooter.

How do we get this to happen? Twitter tweets? Let's make this happen /nba/. /ourguys/ (the Cleveland Cavaliers) have to win or we will be stuck in an era of curryposting.

Let's mobilize and make this trade happen

>Lillard taking that god awful three hoping for a foul when no one was even close to him

CJ actually played good. It's Lillard who sucks.

I swear to god if the front office trades CJ over Lillard I will personally go down there and skullfuck every last one of them to death.

baby dame dolla trail blazer dropping games everywhere i dont wanna boast but im dropping games coast to coast dropping games everywhere like i just don't care

DROPPIN GAMES
DROPPIN GAMES

>Lillard

>google marv albert
>default picture is his mugshot

wew

Yeah, you shitters. Continue to doubt Dallas.
They LITERALLY beat the Cavs and Spurs on a back to back, LITERALLY beat Philly WHEN THEY WON 9 OUT OF THE LAST 10, and now beat a 8th seed tier Trail Blazers team.

They LITERALLY, LITERALLY was 3rd in net rating on January.

>it's true

My fucking sides

SHUT UP

/nba/ this is a serious situation.

WE HAVE to make Camelo Anthony of the New York knicks come to The Land.

Carmelo Anthony of the New York Knicks is STILL an elite shooter.

How do we get this to happen? Twitter tweets? Let's make this happen /nba/. /ourguys/ (the Cleveland Cavaliers) have to win or we will be stuck in an era of curryposting.

Let's mobilize and make this trade happen

BLOW

IT

UP

they're on a meme streak

fuck off flip, overusing the word literally is my shtick

Sixers fan here


What would it take to trade for McCollum? Anything but Embiid and Simmons is fair game.

>trying to draw fouls on last-second shots
>ever

what did he mean by this?

Booker is literally related to Kobe what do you expect /nba/

Baby Dame Dolla here, droppin' bricks and being naughty
Got bricks bricking harder than the black belt in karate
I'm droppin' bricks on bricks
I'm droppin' bricks on nursery rhymes
Say what?
It's time for a brick
Brick it Al-Farouq

>8th seed

9th seed.

free dat nigga boogie

>anything but the only two players with actual trade value

kek

noel and a first round pick

how bout Okafor? :^)

No way Blazers would trade McCollum for that.

Lakers pick, Sixers pick, Kings pick, and Noel are all good assets

youtube.com/watch?v=-hzXK9_ooJU

then throw in mconnel, what do you want

Dallas is LITERALLY full of undrafted players and they beat all those superstar stacked teams.

It would take way more than that

Okay guys.

I think it's time to drop the Blazers.

Their unmovable contracts on Crabbe and Turner have doomed them as a franchise to be irrelevant for years unless they trade Dame and CJ and rebuild.

>that OC

wew lid

>Booker and Westbrook were both clutch today and pulled off some vintage Kobe

Greatest timeline.

Broships are for faggots and you all can fuck off

Damian Lillard is LEGITIMATELY NOT a top 10 PG and isn't the best player on his team

Bitch nigga you ain't even a Cavs fan.

I know that filename, you're Larry.

Cavs fan since Andre Miller. Go ride someone else's coattails

...

>Neil Olshey will still have a job tomorrow

fuck off larrold

Lebron will have a season ending injury after the deadline.

Screenshot this

>Yogi Ferrell with most points in a game within a player's first 15 career gms since Blake Griffin scored 44 in Nov. 2010 vs NYK

klove is out for the year all ready

>trade first rounder to get rid of crabbes contract
>trade mcollum to get rid of turners contract

problem solved

Heatles were the best villains, fuck the millenial faggots we have now.

a unicorn named porzingo

a bust named BUSTAPS POORZINGIS

>Blazers paid Evan Turner 70M to pass and shoot 15 footers

There's someone else who does that with the Warriors.

>6-1

We are back boys!

>Russell Westbrook is the first player to score at least 12 straight points to end a game since MJ

Blazers should get rid of Dame to be honest

why isn't the raptors logo the butthole

Jesus Christ.

I can't believe no one has done this since then.

Like Kobe should've done this at some point.

Reminder that Lillard would rather be the next Lil' Wayne instead of the next MJ

We let you win Cucktics to make you arrogant when play-offs come, it's all part of our plan to help da land.

>caring about a rivalry from the stone age
lel, go take your pills grandpas, its' 2017. Also warning you guys, don't go swimming with clips4lyfe, he pisses the pool, fucking dickface lol.

DEAR SAM PRESTI

GIVE YOGI FERRELL MONEY.

WHATEVER DALLAS OFFERS, OFFER MORE

Is there any water even left in the pool after he gets in?

>GIVE YOGI FERRELL MONEY.
>doesn't believe in payne anymore
should have take then Mclemore trade desu.

Yogi Ferrell is the new Linsanity.

Whoever gives him money will regret it after the week is over

First dump Singler, trade Payne, then obtain Yogi for 12 million, watch second unit become almost better than the starters.

That's what makes it so much fun to watch

>tfw yogi isn't a fucking faggot and signs with Dallas for the minimum

Payne has been garbage and Christon is a non-prospect

>you're a fucking faggot for wanting to maximize your salary

>yfw its the nets

>decide to blow up your roster
>get rid of most starters for nothing
>decide to build around no defense chuckers
>save money
>luck into the playoffs and 2nd round despite roster blowup
>ofrseason finally comes
>spend hard earned money on superstar evan turner
>spend some more on some scrub
>spend the rest on the man with no knees for tradition
>team surprisingly sucks dick
>star player gets blown out by a d-leaguer

Lebron wants a play maker?

Dallas gives Deron Williams and Dirk wizowski for Klove. Who says Nay?

...

The Warriors are respectable by the way they play in my opinion. I can't remember a team that average 30 assists a game.

jeremy lin is a fantastic backup PG, he was great for charlotte last season

Dallas can just trade away D-Will then

they can't because they waived them, their own stupidity is going to save them from future stupidity

>Silvers and Sterns bow to Westbrook
>In contact with aliens
>Possess God like abilities
>Control Oklahoma with an iron but fair fist
>Own car dealerships & fashion boutiques globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal Jordan blood line
>Will bankroll the first NBA teams on Mars (Westbrookers will be be the first team)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Kobe/Westbrook/MJ babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, had an academic scholarship with Stanford, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented basketball progress with them
>He owns Barneys around the world
>You likely have Swag inside you right now
>The Westbrooks are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Kobe, forwarding the word of God to the Basketball Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the NBA & the Chinese Basketball Association (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Chinese leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Kobe bunker in Wilkes land?
>He learned fluent Spanish in under a week
>Nation states entrust their Jordan reserves with him. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Westbrook
>The Westbrooks are about 7 decades old, from the spacetime reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he's a timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Long ass piece on Westbrick, if you care to read it.

nytimes.com/2017/02/01/magazine/the-misunderstood-genius-of-russell-westbrook.html?rref=collection/sectioncollection/sports

wait.........the nets won both games of a back to back against Cleveland and San Antonio?! what is this? a dream?

you mean dallas

Westbrook is a highly committed and obsessive individual on the level or MJ and spends hours upon hours trying to improve his game and studies tape as thoroughly as a coach.

brb

>the call that saved the NBA

Gonna need a bog photoshop of Westbrook.

This guy averaged 20/5/6 his rookie year.

What went wrong?

Statpadded on a shit team and injuries. Happens pretty often

>The Timberwolves reportedly offered Shabazz Muhammad for P.J. Tucker, according to Basketball Insiders.

why though?

>Before Westbrook tonight, last time a player scored gm's final 12-or-more pts was Michael Jordan, Nov. 21, 1997 at Clippers
(@EliasSports)

shabazz is bad and tucker is good

>“Little-known fact about Russell,” one of the P.R. guys said to me. “He shoots with his right hand, it says he’s right-handed in the media guide, but he writes with his left.”

>Westbrook’s head snapped up. He looked straight at me, where I was leaning against the door frame.

“>Don’t put that in your article,” he said.

>I told him we could make a deal: I would keep it out of my article if he would tell me one of his teammates’ nicknames.

>“You don’t get to bargain with me,” Westbrook said — and then he added a curse word with so much venom it made me laugh out loud. He went back to signing papers with his left hand.

for real though that sounds kinda autistic

Defense

Timberpups can score but can't stop anybody

>bench riding the ASG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i know that but, do they plan on having tucker long term or something? Thibby has to understand, you're going to need better veterans to develop that shit core they have in Meme-a-soda.

It was a joke that was obviously way above your intelligence level.

Tbh stuff like that needs context since the writer knew it was a joke and laughed about it.

>players and media, far more educated than fans, voted 1.Westbrook/2.Harden/3.Curry

don't really care what a bunch of children and chingchongs think 2bh

>posts John Wall

Are you Larry? This is some awful trolling.

it was sort of a joke but sort of not, tl;dr paragraph before it was about Westbrook being obstinate during an interview.

also article makes multiple references to Westbrook being organized and obsessive to the point of lunacy

You don't get as good as he did without being obsessive.

The guy went from being a no name without a scholarship, projected a second round pick, to starting in the NBA and making a max deal after being drafted #4 overall.

Westbrook here, i can confirm this is true.
>inb4 you don't believe me
haha, believe what you want.

What about T-Mac???

Someone on the opposing team scored a point.

>A literal blue-collar worker
>Most of /nba/ slams on him when he tries to continue to work his hardest
>Co-worker leaves for a rival company and he straps his shoes on and goes to work like another day at the office
>First one to show up
>Last to leave
>Works for every point he gets instead of chucking three's all season long
>paint all over his pants
>Rims on his shoulders
>Losing co-workers to injury and still wills himself to meet the daily quota.
>Goes back home to his loving wife and child

You could never be this much of a man.

Just a reminder that the Bogs learned everything they know from the Brodie