ITT:

We write a shitty minecraft parody of ITAOTS one line at a time. I'll start:

WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG I HARVESTED CARROTS AND FLOWERS

this is just too fucking bad

And how you built a tower rising above the trees

This.
Buck up your fucking ideas, kid.

...

please kys

>And how you built a tower from wood that you got from trees

THE ONLY DIAMONDS I EVER MINED
WAS SPAWNED WITH A PICKAXE IN HIS EYES
BUT THEN HE WAS BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER
IN 2005

How about we don't

> I LOVE YOU HEROBRIINNE

>killing the skeletons that died around your feeeettt

>And mom would yell "get off the dang computer"
>and dad could no longer relate to you any more
>as we would stay up watching minecraft pixel porn

>and this is the room one afternoon where we played minecraft

and i used my wood to craft a ladder and a bowl

>and then we ventured out at night where no soul dares to go

pictured: op

And it would rain until the land was filled with creepers
And you would dream of all the ways to kill them
Each one a little more than could be taken by your helm'

this thread is cursed

This: And then: >HEROBRINE I LOVE YOU YES I DOOOOOO00

objectively good thread

that's enough Sup Forums for today

I love you, ENCHANTMENT TABLE
Enchantments I love you, yes I do
And in the darkest cave
the mobs leave items for the brave
The enchantment table always waits
The player it's awaiting
(Note block solo)

how many layers of irony are the posters of this thread on?

please shut this thread down

None
Fuck off

is anyone recording this or am i doing it again? my high E broke on my acoustic so if someone could do the guitar that'd be good

Up and down the shaft we go
Mining these full stacks of coal
Watching guides until I learn how to farm
I wanna build a wooden minecraft barn

ah fuck i love this thread

just use the backing track for the guitar

don't die on me thread, please

I can only hope nobody in this thread was actually being serious.

laava stained the dirt tops

the only girl i ever loved
was born with diamonds in her eyes
but then she was killed by herobrine
one evening next to my ender shrine

with her party at her side
and weeks before the mobs all came and attacked everyone

they didn't mean to blow up the land
those creeps destroying my oak house

an empy chest before i'm done
the sun rise clean and the mobs gone

ITT: Underage circle jerk

>having a sufficient knowledge of minecraft to carry out this thread
kyselves

And we will pick up every piece
of all the diamond we have mined
Just to keep ourselves
At least enough to fight the mobs

And here's where your wheat crops sleeps
And this is the room where the monsters are born

>he doesn't play minecraft
t. neurotypical pleb