Sweden Yes! Stories

>be me, today
>in-laws from Sweden are visiting
>bring up the TV show Vikings, ask if they've heard of it
>they haven't
>describe it to them
>Oh user, that sounds too bloody, we don't like to think of that part of our history
>mfw
SWEDEN YES!

Has a more true meme ever existed? Post yours.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6c5Um9YuKEw
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hkD9gALWIsU
youtu.be/lCCvwsc0gmg
dailycaller.com/2016/04/06/leftist-norwegian-politician-gets-raped-by-somalian-begs-for-him-not-to-be-deported/
eutimes.net/2016/02/german-left-wing-politician-apologizes-to-attackers-after-being-gang-raped-by-refugees/
breitbart.com/tech/2016/02/16/member-of-german-left-youth-party-apologizes-to-refugees-on-facebook-after-alleged-sexual-assault-by-migrant/
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Sweden deserves to die

Maybe we should thank the Jew for eliminating the weak among us

>watching kike revisionist garbage
>watching TV as a whole

OP's wife fucked approximately 30 men, confirmed.

nigga Vikings is actually breddy good. It portrays them as bad ass, honorable folks.

Season 3 had the Asian chick but then he killed her lmao

I was in stockholm as a teenager. Went to the castle and saw a guard. Walk up to his face and call him a coward. A friend of mine joins in. We laugh at him and the swedish military, and all he does is look at us like his dog just died. Made me feel bad.

I'm not married you autist

What does your refugee's wife's son have to say about it?

You're not the OP, either newfag

>Steal, kill, and rape across the entirety of Europe.
>Not the ancient equivalent of street-gangs.

Pick one.

I turned on my wifi and it changed my id dumbass

There were street gangs back then you dumb fuck.

Just started watching this show about a few days ago...

It is fucking BASED! Makes me sad though to see the poor present state of the Nordic countries.

Feels Bad Bruh

FYI...Thread Theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=6c5Um9YuKEw

The Swedes are cucks even in that show. It's the Danish and Norwegians.

10/10 song

Season 1 was still kinda good since they tried to depict life back then somewhat accurate and you could actually learn a thing or two if you didn't know much about pre-christian Scandinavia. From Season 2 on it was simply some Game of Thrones tier garbage.

wasn't Jarl Borg a Swede?

>meet swedish girl
>she's really bland and americanised

>meet swedish guy
>he's a beta autistic metal head

>meet "swedish" guy
>he's a beta half pakistani feminist (srs)

>meet swedish guy
>just fucking boring and beta

all the swedes ive met.

Are swedes really that different from norwegians? I used to think we were pretty much the same. But I guess swedes are just natural cucks.

Ragnarr Loðbrók was a danish king what the fuck does that have to do with sweden?

>Nordmænd=based
>Svenskere=cucked beyond belief

>Watch Eurovision just now
>Swedish woman says
>>If there's room in your heart, there's room in your butt
>Wat
>Remember Swedish PM saying some time ago
>We need to open our hearts to refugees
>mfw

The two people I know that have lived in both countries say it's night and day in terms of society. In Stockholm you can walk in the streets and find all manner of degenerates. I'm not even talking about muslims.
You've never been socialist while Swedecucks had it rough between 75 and 95. Now they are less retarded about markets (though not Norwegian levels) but have completely abandoned any idea of identity.

It's hard to tell from memes but Norway is a relatively uncucked country. At least you are not in the EU.

American's don't know what Denmark is.

yeah you're right fucking amerilards

Didn't a refugee make a Norwegian man suck his dick and then felt bad after he got deported? You have no room to talk

Source?

Seems you meet the typical university swede.
Overall I´ve meet few guys that are sweden yes.

>1 man is norway.
Congrats america, you are living up to your image.

Yes there are dumb cucks in norway. But I do think the majority are not. And it seems like it's the opposite in sweden.

No he wasn't I saw it in that show, dumb faggot.

you must be very troubled kid

do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

alle norske menn liker innvandrer fjert i munnen

I assume the only interaction people would typically have would be with Stockholm fags and people who go to the US for niggerculture and "NY

>alle norske menn liker innvandrer fjert i munnen

kõigile norra meestele meeldib vallutaja munn?

malmö is just as bad as stockholm

And Gothenburg, from what I hear

yes Skånelandene should just secede to denmark

Norrakad on mingid peded?
Iga päev õppin midagi uut.

no. kõik Norra mehed nagu immigrant Pieru suhu

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itje svar fyrn.. latterlig nivå me autisme

Norge er et land med dumme fjert hoder. Jeg elsker deg.

yes
also nice try party swede

yea what was up with that

>>be me, today
Who the fuck else could you possibly be, today?

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fuck wrong capture

Post best scenes

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hkD9gALWIsU

The Danish and Norwegians got the interesting parts. Swedish Vikings basically only did trades, founded Russia, and chilled in Miklagarðr. I'm guessing your visitors were quite young and didn't pay attention to history lessons.

>things that never happened

youtu.be/lCCvwsc0gmg

the show really went to shit, what a waste

>implying all wester woman is not the same

You need to wake the fuck up, Sweden is not some strage place, all western countries have the same mentality and more or less do the same.

user of the Faggotii I call for justice!

Yup awesome song

no worries, we'll survive your fat ass

> Finns det hjärterum finns det skjärterum

"If there's room for love there's room for bum."

Basically translates into "we'll make room for those whom we love".

>nigga Vikings is actually breddy good. It portrays them as bad ass, honorable folks.
How young are you? Dont want to be asshole or anything. But you are young person right?

I think this is the one:

>Leftist Norwegian Politician Gets Raped By Somalian, Questions Whether Man Should Be Deported
dailycaller.com/2016/04/06/leftist-norwegian-politician-gets-raped-by-somalian-begs-for-him-not-to-be-deported/

Then there's this similar story from Germany:

>German left-wing politician apologizes to attackers after being gang raped by refugees
eutimes.net/2016/02/german-left-wing-politician-apologizes-to-attackers-after-being-gang-raped-by-refugees/

>Member of German Left Youth Party Apologizes to Refugees on Facebook After Alleged Sexual Assault by Migrant
breitbart.com/tech/2016/02/16/member-of-german-left-youth-party-apologizes-to-refugees-on-facebook-after-alleged-sexual-assault-by-migrant/

It's supposed to be room for your butt. Not room in the butt...

Maybe the girl had something else in mind lol

>cousin and I are talking
>somehow get onto the topic of race
>bring up how whites are being discriminated against by other races more often than before
>thinks it's ok because slavery