How do you compete against THIS?

How do you compete against THIS?

photoshop

Easy. Sugar free Red Bull is way better.

Kek

Sometimes I let my girl kick my nuts so she'll stay with me while she's fucking something like that.

This
>dicks go bigger and smaller in girth as they go
K

what a gross looking dick lol

You have a very ugly penis. Yes, it's huge, but it's still extremely ugly.

my ass can take that and more

A gun

nasty as shit aint no girl wanna fuck that

Don't have to. I don't fuck dudes.

This.

no need all the never are in the 1st three inches of a vagina

unless your hung like a child or she has a whore pussy your fine

..thing looks retarded!

Photoshopped. Zoom in on the edges of it. It was cut out and resized

hah! why is ur head so fucking tiny and twisted bro!?

You sit to piss as well

This post is more relevant than the first one. Then she can pee and call it a prostate

>zoomed on a penis

Buddy like so many celebs have paparazzi dick photos out now. I didnt write the articles about every facet of these pictures. A dick and the zoom function go hand in hand. If you wanna go spelunking do the same on a pic of a naked woman. Why did Stewie shoot that picture of one with a gun?