Should I cave in and get an escort?

Should I cave in and get an escort?

sure life is short

I grow hair on my shaft.

No not worth it go do activities and find people to hang with

Throw your virtue in the garbage.

I'd say yes how old are you

Are you circumcised op?

Just hit up Tinder, take some nice photos and bang sloots. Picking up a 5/10 tinder girl should be doable for even the lowliest lowlife, assuming you're not obese.

If you're obese you might as well kys anyways

Did it once was alright.

Don't get anything too expensive or it'll feel like money wasted.

use a condom and dont let her suck your dick thats a nono

true true, life isnt just about sex

one of the struggles im dealing with

no?

nah im fit, im a carpenter, and not exactly ugly, just dont have the biggest social life

they average $160-$200 for hr

always

Crappy cars, don't do it. Get a Corolla or Civic if you're looking for cheap wheels.

>nice photos

for example? my tinder game weak

kek!

Having an amazing intimate experience with a well-received escort is not "caving", time of your life

Just get out there I understand it's hard but just do what your comfortable with. Start with smiling and saying to workers at the grocery store. Make small conversations with the cashiers. Volunteering is a great opportunity to meat new people. Network /converse with co-workers discover interests, ask if they would like to get drinks. Do what your comfortable with

> (OP)
>Having an amazing intimate experience with a well-received escort is not "caving", time of your life
*Well-reviewed, sorry for the typo

life hack

true, but it still feels a lil weird

S-tier: 1 Shirtless black and white (only if you have abs). Must be taken by someone else/release timer on camera and in a situation where it makes sense to be shirtless, e.g. at the beach, at a pool party, doing whatever else you can come up with. You will literally drown in pussy because it catches attention, shows that you're not afraid of breaking the rules by beign a bit douchy but simultaneously appropriate about the setting, shows confidence and shows off your body.
A tier: If you're tall, take a photo of you looking tall, but with decent detail on face. Taken by camera timer, worst case selfie. If you're short, make sure to focus in on the face. Don't smile, unless you've got a top tier smile.
Third-pic tier but necessary: Pic with you and friends having a good ole time
Filler-tier: Selfies in social situations, pics of you doing something sporty/travelling. No more than one of any of these.
Shit-tier: Mirror selfies, pics with you and hot girls, pics that make you look like every other joe schmoe, pics where you look like you're about to cry. Not smiling =/= literally crying. Moodiness/emo to some degree is okay.
Bio: Something brief and slightly witty, but not too tryhard

Wtf is it about that picture. I think it's that I hate Sup Forums's frog mascot and in this pic he looks so pissed off and lonely

Dont do it user. Ive hooked up for free and its not worth it for me atleast. Sex is only good when you're in a relationship and have actual feelings for the other. When its not I feel kinda dirty

Why not? If you have the extra money it will be a good time.

thanks for the god tier info, actually helps. I havent had a match for a fucking month. All my pics are black and white rip

Why not?
ALL relationships are just an exchange of pussy for money. People get it all bolloxed up by bringing love and other emotional horsehit into it. Dating involves paying for dates, dinners, flowers, etc. Marriage involves providing a home etc. You're paying for that pussy one wau or another so why not just make an honest transaction of it without all the bullshit.

lol OP. That pic is basically me.