/esc/ Eurovision Songcontest General - HOHOLS win

I told you guys, that its political :P
It should have been a Sticky.

> Eurovision is over!

Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants

> The following countries will perform:

‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM

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‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 FUCK UKRAINE - Jamala - 1944
> youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE

> Disqualified Songs:

Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc

Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g

> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> strawpoll.me/10210174/
> strawpoll.me/10212203/
> strawpoll.me/10212924

> Previous Thread:

BTFO.

RANKING:

Ukraine 1st
Australia 2nd
Bulgaria 3rd
Sweden 4th
France 5th

Shitty sandnigger music and muh 6 gorillion ukranians beats qt girls and catchy songs fuck you esc

Thank fuck at least Straya lost.

>EUROvision
>in fucking Sydney

i'm so fucking mad right now

Since when are political songs allowed?

Go over here:

I wanted to see it happen. It would RUIN the telephone voting if they did it at Aussie time.

>UK got 0 on the phone vote
this is exactly why we're having a brexit, fuck you guys.

Just a reminder germany got 11 from 4452 points

Does that bearded freak not realize that these """tolerant""" refugees would behead it if Sharia law were in effect?

What goes through these cuckolds' heads? Where do they get their information from?

It wouldn't be held in Australia.

Australia would choose a country in Europe and host it there

what i remember , germany and uk cucked by europe,
sweden saying if there is room in their heart their is room in their butt.
Straya gook lady reading points is a fucking skelly

Well, won the people's vote. If not this stupid 50/50 we would win.

We did not get 0, czech republic did though.

Did you see their faces when Russia won the popular vote?

Holy fuck, butt blasted.

Wait sorry 984 is max points but still

>no lemonade for Australia

I missed the last combo potion recipe I need to comp In rs3 how do you think I feel.

>UK got 0 on the phone vote

Dude, Germany had a total qt who happens to be weaboo and they got 10 points only. Any other time that alone would've secured them a victory. Just goes to show how much people fucking hate their guts.

GIBE DEM MONEY THEY ARE GOOD BOYS

BREXIT WHEN???
UKRAINE RIGHTFULLY CLAIMED BY RUSSIA WHEN???

and you faggots say the degeneracy comes from the US

at least Australia was okay

imagine the bantz if straya won

Russia was the only good one with a couple others being decent. The rest were shit.

Tartars are basically the product of turks fucking russo-mongol babies

What kind of vodka are you drinking today?

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STEKLOMOI my favourite blend.

So when is going to be revealed that this shit was staged?

Live stream doesn't work

You don't want to watch the rest

I need to know something... Did the judges vote come first or the telephone vote?

Because that shit seemed rigged as fuck. Poland went from 25th to 8th wtf?

The Judge's votes came first, shortly followed by the "public's" votes

Judges first, popular vote second.

Yes, it's rigged as shit because a handful of jury members have the same power as hundreds of thousands of voters. Welcome to the European version of democracy.

The Judges votes are from pro-EU national broadcast companies.

Different, obfuscated voting system this year.

The youtube video of the winning song has been online for 3 months already and has been thumbs down'd to fuck.

Russians and others are leaving loads of messages about rigging and how it's bullshit, but they're being removed (I've been refreshing to watch it get more thumbs down, only a matter of time before they disable that, too)

Aye, wasn't fixed though, right? I cannot wait til this blows the fuck up.

But the ukraine song was nice and touching, it was about real problems and not some UK bullshit like ussual. She has a nice voice, had nice visuals, ofc people voted for it.

In my personal opinion purely non politically the song that should have won was Russia's.
>inb4 nobody cares about your opinion

She sounded like she was experiencing abdominal pain mid-way through her song

So who won ?

British song: let's all come together, multi-kulti globalism, yeaaaaaah!

Ukrainian song: when you try to come together, some communist faggot sends his army to slaughter all dissidents.

Australia

Israel

So which one of you faggots isn't lying ?

Australia put forward a Korean immigrant who came here when she was NINE YEARS OLD. How does she even count as Australian?

you realize next year they are sending an actual abbo to eurovision and if that doesn't win you lot are gonna get Emu'd.

Look up "We Slavs." Same fucking thing as last year, again robbing Poland.

>a handful of jury members have the same power as hundreds of thousands of voters. Welcome to the European version of democracy.
Sad but true.

our song obviously suck ;___;

fuck this world

Me, I am not faggot, Ahmed. Trust me Sharia N shiet.

Ah an even rarer ethnic minority, that might swing the vote for them.

>again robbing Poland.
Nah, Poland didn't deserve to win and I hoped it would win, but fucking Ukraine was rigged because of muh politics an shiet
Hohols, just try to host this in Lwow and I will allah akbar your place with my swedish isis buddies

>I hoped it would win
WOULDN'T ... FUCK

This is gonna be a good night. Eurovision is fucking finished. Every year people cry about rigging, but this year it's undeniable.

I swear most of the people viewing do not give a fuck about Ukraine, couldn't even tell you where it is, the people voting on the phone are people who want the pretty boy or the catchy song to win.

There is no way to control the public vote in the same way they can control the greenscreened foreign country spokespeople votes, so they laundered all the public votes. This is so quality.

I had to googled it myself you god damnit.
Glad Ukraine actually won so the masses will be mindcontrolled into hating your fucking faggot country even more. Yea thats what you get for lying on the internet. Pussy ass pig.

The end of the sentence is not surprising since you're coming from Swedistan. Take care :)

Eurovision has been complete shit since 2006. The fins that won it that year were based.
It's all about muh feelings and muh love now.

>Glad Ukraine actually won
>Russia won peoples votes
>Jury give them the 5 place
>faggot country
Ahmed, u no evn trying.
> Yea thats what you get for lying on the internet
So i get nothing?As always. Pay for Ukraine Eurovision suka blyad'.

>Flat-packistan

Fixed that for you, mate.

is this judge person here famous in Australia?
I was wondering because ours was a game show host

>implying I didn't vote for Based Poccya Savior of the White Race
kill yourself ma man

BREXIT NOW

Nigga, open a new tab a Google it. Damn son

>imblying that Russia is white
>imblying I am not muslim jihadi sympathizer
>imblying anyone give a fuck

Bulgaria was the catchiest
Italy was the qt-est (Austria close though)

ME TOO FUCK OUR JEWISH OVERLORDS! THEY ARE CROSSING A LINE BY FIDDLING WITH MUSICAL CONTESTS THAT BOTHERS ME GREATLY FUCK THEM!!!! ESC REPRESENTS EUROPEAN CULTURE AND THE JEWS BASICALLY OWN IT! FUCK THOSE KIKES REEEEE AND NO I'M NOT A KEKED GERMANY BEFORE A WISEASS KEKSWEDE WANTS TO MOCK FUCK OFF SWEDISH KEKS

Spain and Nulgaria were the best.

I sure as hell hope she's not because I almost got a heart attack seeing her face.

Lol

news reporter/presenter

mfw i am amir

topkek

why the fuck would anyone watch that complete and utter trash cringefest? gtfo with this.

REMINDER THAT GERMONEY HAD THE ONLY REAL ANIMU GIRL AND SHE WAS ROBBED
4TH REICH WHEN ?

>cringefest without Sup Forums
R u kidding mah nigga?

>he unironically thinks Im white
>in a country that has over 45% non-white population
>implying my name isn't unironically Ahmed Bensalem
>implying you are not talking with an Algerian immigrant right now
>implying I don't dream about the Greater Republic of Chechnya beheahing Russian kouffars

it wouldn't be a real cringefest otherwise.

My man

Paid EU shills have no shame tonight

Russia suck dick

>France Chechnya aliance in 2016
>kill kouffars and munafiks
>CFG halifat in 2017

This
they even overdid it, normies getting massively redpilled

RIGHT FUCKING NOW IF IT WERE UP TO ME THOSE KIKES ARE OVERPLAYING THEIR CARDS AGAIN!!!

Since when is Israel in Europe?

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It was beautiful to see Ukraine win this thing. It gives hope for a future in which we can all live in peace with one another!

Slow down brother.

Dem Juden wird sein freches Lügenmaul gestopft werden!

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sieg heil gas the kikes racewar right now

>live in peace
>live in EU with Ukraine

choose only one thing

>Ukraine
>also called second Israel, has the most Jews second to Israel
>EU shills

>wins euro over Russia and other country's

Is Sup Forums right again? Are Jews behind this

Ukraine's song is so boring, I can't believe it won.

I am also not understand it.

check your numbers man

ARE YOU STILL DOUBTING?

wew

This

wait what

did we really finish fucking last
again???

holy shit get raab out fo retirement so we can muster up a decent candidate