Is this the most meme weapon ever?

Is this the most meme weapon ever?

>One shot will either cause you intense pain or knock you out for as long as the story requires. This has no lasting negative side effects
>Two shots will kill you instantly
>Three shots will completely disintegrate a person but has no effect on any structure that is hit any number of time
>Shooting a device will temporarily disable or overload it depending on what the story requires at the time
>Staff weapons don't use this technology for some reason despite it being more useful in virtually every situation

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>Shooting a device will temporarily disable or overload it depending on what the story requires at the time
That's not true though, in one episode they make a crate vanish with a Zat

>Staff weapons don't use this technology for some reason despite it being more useful in virtually every situation
Staff weapon are made to rain fireballs upon people, to look impressive and like divine rage.
See that scene where they compare a staff weapon with a p90 (inb4 /k/ rage)

sorry, quoted the wrong line

meant the one with the structures

>>Three shots will completely disintegrate a person but has no effect on any structure that is hit any number of time

thats been cut out.
I'm such stargate nerd that i know that, kill me.

>>Staff weapons don't use this technology for some reason despite it being more useful in virtually every situation

I thought the higher ups purposely gave annexed races "shitty" tech so they couldn't rise up in revolt, hell we saw first hand Earth p90s are way better than the average staff weapon.

>inb4 /k/ rage
u wat?

The P90 in that segment seems a bit more powerful than it would be in real life, but I doubt /k/ would mind a REAL weapon being better than a fancy fictional raygun

Also getting showed up by a woman

youtube.com/watch?v=NjlCVW_ouL8

No, Goa'Ulds use staff weapons themselves at times and foot soldier often carry Zats.

Only that hand weapon is reserved for Goa'Ulds but they're the only ones that can use it anyway.

Although you could argue that Jaffa should be able to use them too since they also have Naquada in their blood, which is all you need since Sam is able to use them.

The clip completely exaggerates the P90's abilities

the writers have gone on record saying that they soon regretted ever introducing this weapon because of how ridiculously OP they are. they joke about it in the DVD commentaries a lot

best sci-fi gun ever

>It's a sam out of uniform episode

At any rate, there are a ton of firefights where people are using rocks or walls as cover, and they get hit tons of times and are no worse for wear.

I'm only 4 seasons in so I'll take your word for it.

Not so fast

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Maybe the Zat's energy flows to all the connected similar enough material, and if you hit a rock it's trying to encompass the whole planet crust or something.

Or more likely it was too much work to make a firefight scene with weapons that could destroy any cover.

BOSS SCENE in a shit episode.

"HEY! YOU IN THE SKIRT!"

>have a micro-transporter
>not making a weapon that transports the target's brain out of the body

>>It's a sam out of uniform episode

>It's a Sam in a black tank-top episode

FTFY

The scar must have been worse than she let on. She never wore it again.

>Or more likely it was
Lazy writing

I'll be in my bunk.

i fapped to that scene so much, the image got all screwy after a while from the constant rewinding

I wish this was a full length sex scene

well, at least we have sam and martouf fucking in an elevator

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That's not a lightsaber.

It's true, also not a bullpup format. Every sci-fi rifle is based off musket design, EVERY FUCKING TIME!

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Also why would the kinetic energy of a bullet persist through teleporting?

magnets.

It has to, otherwise every time they transported you somewhere you're, at best, be knocked unconscious because every process in your body has stopped cold.

Obviously they have some way of changing the frame of reference for what gets transported, otherwise when they beamed down to a planet they would smash into a rock because they don't mate the rotation of the planet, or when they come back they don't splatter against a bulkhead.

>when they beamed down to a planet

always hated that they introduced beaming on Stargate (let alone relying on starships so much), made late SG-1 and Atlantis feel too much like Star Trek

Most processes in the body are chemical.
Blood moves due to pressure which would obviously persist.

>tfw sci fi shows will never be as good as SG1 again

it had the perfect mix of writing, story, production quality, actors

Dark Matter isn't too bad.

w-what is this?

I don't remember this episode.

You do know chemistry is also based on the movement of matter?

i gave up after maybe five episodes, i really wanted to like it because so many of the stargate people are involved, but it just didn't do anything for me

>made late SG-1 and Atlantis feel too much like Star Trek

Yeah. I was glad Atlantis made it so the Wraith were able to block beaming on their ships.

so you're looking for a meme weapon?

Stargate XXX: a porn parody
I wish

Mostly Brownian Motion, which is constantly switching speeds and directions.
It would just continue immediately after all momentary kinetic energy is removed.

If all kinetic movement stopped, wouldn't that basically be absolute zero?

it would be extremely sluggish

Transporters and even replicators have no problem constructing something with thermal energy, e.g. "Earl Grey, hot".

Isn't the nature of kinetic energy different for a particle and some macroscopic object?

For

Isn't the concept of "sexuality" different for you and normal human beings?

Yes but I don't the see relevance here.

but they triple-shotted inanimate objects before to make them disappear

I'm sure if they made a canon-sized one they could use it to make whole buildings disappear

It has a cool sound effect though