23yo loser working the late shift at Wendy's

23yo loser working the late shift at Wendy's
Trips decides what I do, don't get me fired
Also ask me anything, or don't

Forget the meat on the hamburger

What's it like working a dead end job, only being one rung higher on the ladder than the homeless, and the fact you'll never amount to anything?

Why are the patties square?

cause Wendy's don't cut corners faggot

i was just on my way to wendys, you in canada casue if so imma shoot up the joint

Better than being homeless, but still shitty.

This
US

show me those tendys, i want a 4 piece tendy meal

Bump

Put soda in the next burger

Bump

I won't be a prick like half these other fucks. What kind of music do you listen to OP? Favorite bands, albums?

Put a tendie in the next drink.

The next time someone orders a drink put mustard in it

You mean nuggets?

roll

Put hamburger in the next persons drink

Write out "thanks swans" in fries and take a pic

Alternative stuff, punk, all kinds of stuff really.
Fav bands are Saves the Day, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Ramshackle Glory, shit like that

When someone orders chicken nuggets don't give them any sauce

Heavily salt the next persons food

Spot in a drink and mix it in. I want you to do this because I'm a cunt

Poop and don't wash your hands

Do your job like a normal person

Awesome, cool stuff. Enjoy your shift OP

Go in the bathroom and put mustard on your dick. Take pics.

...

>Loser
>working
Pick one

Wipe your butt with ketchup and take pics

23 yr old neet
Crippling back pain

Put mayo in your ears

How can you be NEET if youre employed?

Gonna try and get booner first

Eat some raw hamburger

Mods

If i stop answering means Im doing orders. Keep it alive for a delivery if someone gets trips

Not op

What's your opinion on gold nano bypyramids?

They're okay I guess

Lemme get a McChicken

Accidentally drop the patty on the floor and still use it.. also what is your opinion on aliens

Can I get a Dave's double medium combo with a Dr Pepper?

What is the complete address of your store?

You gonna McFuck the fuck out of that McChicken?

Go to the bathroom and cover your balls in the creamy siracha sauce. Post picture, then clean yourself up and get back to work you filthy animal.

Can I have a large Baconator combo with a Powerade?

I believe in aliens even though the gov't would prefer I didn't.

Yeah okay, fuck off nigger

Answer it you uninteresting pussy

Put a hamburger in the next person's hamburger

I work bk close shift lol

OP would never deliver

Yeah so he can look it up and find the number, and ask if we have battletoads I'm good

OP how do you feel about everyone lewding the mascot

He would if you weren't off by 3. Fuck sake user you had one job.

The Jr Cheeseburger Deluxe is the best value burger hands down. The fresh, crisp vegetables are what really make it but the patty is good too. Compare that masterpiece to fucking McDonald's value burgers, I can't even eat at McD's anymore, it's fucking disgusting.

Checkerburger w/ cheese is better but is something like 40% more expensive. Double Checkerburger w/ cheese is $2.50 and is one of the best fast food burgers around.

post a picture of the best looking coworker you have. i realize they're probably all fugly so whichever is the least bad will work

Waiting for the meat to cook now

When trips OP must post store address
You're a boipucci huffing faggot

Roll

stick your cock in a dave's triple

Fuck off.

Boipucci huffing faggot post full address

Rolling for fuck a burger

I'm not OP, you're just a faggot

roll

There are a few hotties

Show me your genitals

Send her a suggestive text message.

if you got the old school soda dispensers switch around the syrup boxes in the back.

I dont have her number. I did fuck one girl I work with who's 19. I had nudes but deleted them cuz I didn't want my gf to see them

There are a few thotties

Fixed it for you

Have you ever drank the frosty mix before it goes in the machine? It's AMAZING

And when I drain it every night

What's the most fucked up/over the top order you have received?

I've only got 15 minutes left guys better rolls trips

Nugget in coke

Don't really get anything out of the ordinary but I do hate when niggers come and order like 12 $1 cheeseburgers and chicken sandwiches

Here just because

Wear your shirt backwards for the rest of the shift

drink it

lmao

Wide face is W I D E
also re-rolling for

When someone ordera a burger start speaking in high pitched voice

Trips i will

rolan

Trips roll

Why is America's minimum wage so low? I wouldn't work for less than $20/hr

roll 333

444get

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20 per hour to wash dishes, yeah no.

Trips for that? Cmon people shove animals up their pooper for trips

666 get

Happens all the time here, usually about $24/hr though

Kek I'll shove a nugget in my pooper for trips

Trips means you kick over the garbage can on your way out after your shift for the morning crew to clean up. Fuck the morning crew.

Shit in the chili and stir it in

reroll

I'll do that anyway. I'll toss my trash In the lot for them

Reroll

Do it then, wagecuck. Pics or it didn't happen.