What went so horrendously wrong?

What went so horrendously wrong?

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Weed.

What makes this entire ordeal worse is he's reading the negative reviews himself on his shows as if it's ironic or something.

Why aren't Canadians up in arms over this, eh?

It's hilarious because he starts off acting like he doesn't give a fuck and then borderline weeping by the end.

Source?

Literally the worst movie of his career. Possibly the year.

this, it was pathetic

hes clearing going through some midlife crisis or something

can weed alone really destroy your creativity like that?

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So some teenager insulted his daughter on instagram and kevin smith proceeded, backed by his following, to berate the teen himself. Wrote a whole paragraph cursing him out and everything. So brave.

Is it safe to say Kevin has at least fapped to the thought of Lily-Rose Depp?

why does kevin smith have that same stupid look on his face with his eyes open real wide in every single picture he's taken in the past few years?

He was watching the season finale for Flash season one in this.
Surprise surprise they let him direct an episode.

And another one this new season. And an episode of Supergirl too.

Not just the weed.

He surrounded himself with an entourage of equally untalented bellends that basically tell him every weak as shit idea he had while stoned is viable comedy gold.

If he knew it'd be hated why bother?

Haha wtf was that episode written by Snyder!?

I guess when he starts crying we're supposed to think something meaningful is happening?

She got red kryptonite poisoning.

I watched the whole thing and its glorious.
You can see it in his face that he's so close to tears for the entire video.

The way he keeps saying "it's alright, that ain't so bad" while holding back the tears is amazing.

>I really don't care guys... really...
That's what Chris Stuckman said about Zod's Snapped Neck.

>Dude This Weed Comedy Will be Good LMAO
stoners are dumb

Someone post the picture of Kevin with he's dying mother where he's still making that face.

>dude it's weed's fault Kevin Smith is a hack

He was always a whiny nu-male cucklet. Why else would he try and pass off his wife as "hot" by inserting her in as many of his movies as possible before she went full Cryptkeeper

kek i remember this from the reeves movies
she doesn't look drunk though

It is so fucking weird that he named his daughter after a fetish character

The movie has literally nothing to do with weed you dumb redditposter

Well, that's what you get when you try to create an acting career for your daughter and her bff.

does he own normal clothing that's not a sports jersey and giant fucking jeans?

the non kevin smith guy looks like Dave Meltzer with downs syndrome

that kind of comedy only a stoner would think is funny

She's not. She was poisoned by Red Kryptonite, which turns any kryptonian into an absolute dick.

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ugly wife

Lilly looks like Jack Skelington in a wig.

I'm sure she still pOwns his dick.

why is he so obsessed with my country?

he is making us look bad, we don't need that right now when we have a fucking meme minister in charge

I hope Trump wins and goes to your country and gives your leader a wedgie.

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That's the kind of post only a redditor would make

You betcha

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sudo modprobe fbtft_device debug=3 rotate=90 name=flexfb speed=16000000 gpios=reset:25,dc:24

Do you think he has his wife dress up as Harley Quinn when they fuck?

>hurr durr he's a redditor xDDD
Kevin pls go

He genuinely loves Canada. You should be grateful because nobody else gives a fuck about that place.

wait, Lily-Rose was in a movie ?

what movie !? i must watch it for scientific purposes.

>emoticons

typical reddit post. come back with some sources next time, cucky potter and the cucklosophers stone

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Dude, they based the crypt keeper off of her

I hope you mean his daughter Harley quinn

This movie
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Of course

C'mon bro that's your wife

Is that code for Kryptonian pms?

I want to see Lily Rose get wrecked by Kevin Smith's 2 inch dick

You have some fucked up taste in porn

>Sergeant Garrison
>Not Sergeant Major Garrison

Is this why he named her Harley? So this would happen one day?

That Clit/taint/brown thing is a shop right? I know he made the tweet but the faggot doesn't actually mention it that much does he?

Did the supergirl reference also have a fight club moment like in superman 3 though? That shit was amazing.

Canadian here. please.

T. Canadian

He probably jerks off to her

jesus christ his daughter's face is especially hideous in this one.

bane

Jennifer refused his offer....

Sadly no.

With her hair flapping around like that, does she ever accidentally give herself bangs?

why is he holding a box of cereal? why am i asking this? of course he thinks it's "so randum" and goofy and he named his daughter Harley Quinn and I hope he dies

lel I wouldn't be caught dead in that shit

DUDE HOCKEY JERSEYS LMAO

No

Does he think this is somehow ironic?

No, this is what your closet looks like when you're a fat fucking retarded American with zero taste.

If you guys think this movie is bad wait till he is done with his next masterpiece moosejaws.he has described it as the movie jaws with a moose.not even joking.

>it's a Kevin Smith reviews a movie from a company that he is on the payroll of episode

Kevin Smith only focuses on pleasing people that give him money and not his real fans.

He's a shit director now.

Cause fuck off we have fuckin work to do, bud

Say what you will, but not even he could stomach giving BvS a good rating.

I'm learning programming with Python and Ubuntu terminal stuff - I get that he's creating a window or grid with superuser access. But what does it really mean?

She killed Ally McBeal?

He back tracked like a motherfucker after his review of BvS. Within a week he was saying it was a good movie.

I also love how there was a month long lull without content on his youtube channel because he was so busy (no review of X-Men Apocalypse) but once the embargo for Suicide Squad is up he suddenly rushed to post his "review" immediately.

Kevin Smith is a faggot of the highest order.

Wouldn't you?

i would never watch this show but i'm sure she swooped down and saved her at the very last second.

samefegg

>"modprobe is a Linux program originally written by Rusty Russell and used to add a loadable kernel module (LKM) to the Linux kernel or to remove a LKM from the kernel"

The fuck does it even mean

Its obviously a prop from the movie idiot

>He back tracked like a motherfucker after his review of BvS
Not really. He said it took him 3 views to "kinda" enjoy it. And his highest praise (besides Batfleck) was telling a story of him and Mewes cumming at the sight of parademons.

>no review of X-Men Apocalypse
Who cares.

>Kevin Smith is a faggot of the highest order.
That he is.

Jesus Christ

lily rose depp is so fucking hot

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It extends the running kernel. Typically you add support for new hardware, filesystem, systecalls etc.

So much of an insecure manchild he needs to publicly announce he's had sex like a needy 15 yr old trying to convince people he's not a virgin.

ayy

>>no review of X-Men Apocalypse
>Who cares.

It's a better movie than Suicide Squad. Who cares about Suicide Squad? It's a pile of shit.

>Typically you add support for new hardware, filesystem, systecalls etc.
Ok, this I can understand. Thanks m8

>It's a better movie than Suicide Squad.
They're both shit. And Smith gives zero shit about the x-men anyway.

nah, but it makes me want to purposefully give her the "bangs"

if you know what i mean

>And Smith gives zero shit about the x-men anyway.

Yeah, because Fox isn't signing his checks, You seem to miss the point of my original post.

I'm actually surprised she turned out to be a blonde I would assume she'd look like Winona Ryder for some reason.