What do I do now Sup Forums?

What do I do now Sup Forums?

roll a blunt

Tell her you've been fucking her Dad and mom on a daily basis

My guy, she can't spell "since."
Let her go.

At least I know how to spell "since"

Tell her you can't be friends with a dumb bitch who mistakes 'sense' for 'since'. Now carry on faggot.

Jokes on you i like dicks

Fake and gay

>I'm sorry to hear that. I really like you as more than a friend, but I need someone who can accept the whole me. Being friends is good but seems such a waste of what could have been. Good luck and I'll see you around.

>sense


I would never allow my sperm 20 meters around that bitch.

check'd

OP based off this hookers spelling, she probably won't ever be anything greater than a starbucks barista.

Smells like summer in here.

Don't ignore the quads you faggot

She's fat honestly. And works at Lowes Hone Improvment.

It's your own fault for being a dipshit, have a smoke and be happy knowing she'll find better.

Tell her you can blow a join better than she could blow you, but not in a gay way.

Tell her honestly after I finished smoking and got a good look at you... I think this is a good idea..

"Thanks Maria. Its not like I fuck animals or kill children either. Bitch."

Let her know that she's fucking ugly and not even worth quitting for.. god damm that bitch is ugly

I got some nudes of her if you boys want them

>gf dumps kid for smoking weed
sounds like a child problem

Ugliest bitch I've ever seen. Fuck her I'd choose weed any day of the week

Do it

Did it

>meet up to "give back some things belongs to her"
>put some weed in the merchandise
>call the cops after she left

More. And that's also all I got

They're some crackin' tits you're going to be missing out on.

She got nice tits and a big ass forehead. Keep em coming

break up with her foe being a nark geek

fat tits dont count

Those tits will be sour by the time she's 30 and you can find puss like that at any street corner. Tell her to fuck off

Damm she even got an ugly pussy don't worry op weed is 1000x times better than her

dubs speak the truth

Tell her you're going to overdose on mariguana

yikes.

this pls lmao

This, except without the being friends part. If she thinks that you're willing to settle for friendship she'll never feel like a piece of shit. Just find someone new ASAP so she feels even more like a worthless cunt.

>hey guys my gf wants to break with me for some reason, anyway here are her nudes and shit
Yeah, weed was definitely the reason, OP.

fuck off faggot

Foreal fuck off

Faggot. Fuck off.

Weed over this slag anytime. Smoke a fattie and don't worry about it op.

samefagging this hard

Off fuck faggot

I bet she deserves someone better, like lets say... you right?
Fucking faggot fuck off

Face is busted, but I must admit: those are some spectacular tits.

No titties are worth girl-drama, though.

You're the only samefag faggot

Context says this relationship is less than 3 months old so move on. You really don't know anything about her OP.

She's not only gay but also ugly. She's doing you a favor like let's be real.

You need to stop smoking weed, son.

Start vaping instead.

Yeah... no
Fat tits don't count, did you see her face? I bet she has a gross belly right underneath those tits

Iam sorry to hear that bro. Happens to me all the time

...

Send the nudes to all her friends and esp. her family. Put them up on a website and link her fb to it :)

SOME OF THE MOST FAMOUS TITS ON THE INTERNET op IS A HUGE FAG AND YOU ARE RETARDED AS FUCK TO BELIEV HIM

Finally someone does a reverse image search

How have people not seen those milk jugs

Some people aren't looking for online boobs 24/7 you fucking neck beard

why so mean to him bro

>on Sup Forums
>looking for online boobs 24/7

OP's dick

Bake some weed brownies and give her one unsuspectingly so she can see what being high is like. After that she'll probably realise it's not as bad as people who've never used drugs make it out to be

Trips for the fuckin win

Fuckin this... do it.