We give everyday ordinary things academic sounding names

we give everyday ordinary things academic sounding names.

High-voltage wolfram photon emitter

Bump

Wood Polymer African Remover

Autonomus pressure-differential suction device

fucking bump this thread has some potential

Polyisoprene friction pleasure cylinder

Sentient bipedal cotton harvester

Multipurpouse adheasive woman muffler

High efficiency oral diarrhoea generator

Inefficient multi-purpose kitchen appliance operator

Bump, this is great

That's the sort of attitude that got him the election.

Memetic flywheel autism sensor

Bump, don't let this die

Reciprocating motion hymen removal tool

Kinetic energy focus pin

Gravity-based liquid pigment dispenser

Why not? It blows.

enail

it sure beats the andy sixx threads

Potassium rich yellow curvature

Rip thread

Short distance infra-red data transmitter

Short thin sharp metal line with a red tip

Personal and lap-based electronic producing company

Densly packed lardy space-time curver

>gravity based
they can use these in space you know that? This thing was invented because they couldn't use gravity based pens in space

that's not a space pen you dumb

that's not scientific or smart..

magic rocks

Hyposonic anti-aerial petroleum fuel-injected transportation automobile

You should check that fact before posting smug face faggot.

Der Uberquads

kek

quads

Portable Homosapian-compatible liquid retention apparatus

Thermo dynamical conduction machine

Population controlling latex developing phallus device

Come on the last 2 posts where mine you let it die

Enveloping phallus device*