H-hey user, do y-you wanna, like, y-you know, hang out a-and get some c-coffee, a-and, g-go to the B-Bernie rally?

>h-hey user, do y-you wanna, like, y-you know, hang out a-and get some c-coffee, a-and, g-go to the B-Bernie rally?

I was about to say yes until... >"go to the b-bernie rally"

You look like a dude so no. You androgynous bastard.

Fuck that's an adorable fuckin' girl.

Thanks for making me feel bad, dickface.

>Yes of course
It's perfect. Knowing Bernie supporters, it'd be the the cheerleader effect

Yes if you let me fuck your boipucci

Sure thing honey darlin', let me just change my shirt and put on a cap.

we /adorablegirls/ now

Sure. Sounds like fun. Hey, there is a Trump rally next week, too. Wouldn't it be great to sneak into one together and see if what the media keeps saying is true?

yeah sure, let me go grab my MAGA hat.

A little androgyny never hurt anyone. I'm getting into some weirdness lately.

fegget

...

drinking the caffeine jew

"Politics isnt really my thing, how about we go to Starbucks and watch captain america instead?"

i love bernie!

No thank you i think we had enough weak people holding us back. Sorry now is the time for strong men.
Good times breed weak people. Weak people create tough times. Tough times breed strong people. Strong people create good times.
Guess at which point we are almost everywhere in the western world.

No, we're going to the Trump rally.

Weak people holding us back? You mean like supporting policies that support only their rich and powerful friends?

I would never take someone I want to fuck to a Bernie Rally. The smell there must be rancid.

sure dude, but first you have to spread those cheeks and show me your boipucci--

>no adams apple

>its a boring old female with no feminine penis

geeeee no thanks you filthy dike

wow that boy looks like he could be a girl

Turks really are degenerate

What about the smell of all the fat people at a trump rally?

I went to a Trump rally and right before it began the fattest man on earth walked right in front. It was horrible.

thanks NZ

>Sure, I know how much you love making fun of those socialist cucks

>when we get home we can watch triumph of the will again, or TGSNT

I didn't really have that problem at the one I went to

>You mean like supporting policies that support only their rich and powerful friends?

No, he's talking about how do-nothings drain the public coffers by being unbelievably lazy bums who refuse to work and support increased socialism, degrading the very fabric of this fucking nation.

That is what he fucking meant.

>Austria

You've obviously had enough coffee, you can't stop stuttering.

Dang that's cute as fuck
Reminds me of this
Also
>Sure if I can bring my MAGA hat

Sorry darlin I don't do coffees I'll take ya to my place I've got a carton of piss n a few joints, we can put some tunes on and see where we go from there.

>this actually works.

sure, youll be feeling the bern alright ;)

>do nothing's drain the public coffers
You mean the people born unbelievably rich and demand society give them more and fund think tanks and politicians that advance their agenda?

>Hey user you have no life
I thought this shit poster stuck to /fit/

As I already said, no -- rich people have family money. Bums drain money from everyone else.

Specifically, communist/socialist bums.

They are the worst kind of people.

Fuck off wanker I came from bumfucknowhere of dirt roads and tank water only and I am on 6 figures with zero education. Be smart with who you work for and work hard for the right mob.

Sure, you want to bash liberals too?

Why work hard when he can steal it from everyone else?

Garn git farked ya facking cunt

>they have family money
>so its okay for them to ruin the economy
Oh okay

>draw a guy
>call it a girl
Who are these for?

It works for Boeing and the Koch brothers!

Why sure, I haven't been to a comedy club in years.

> Bernie rally
But she is a German.

Like all progressive garbage, you are retarded.

And then they still complain. I know a greeny dickhead who complains that we spend too much on military instead of welfare. I told the cunt he's got no clue our military bill is 34bil but our welfare cost this year is 190bil!!! Then he craps on about companies dodging tax. At least they employ people fucking hell deros are as useless as tits on a bull.

It's hentai. Who do you think it's for?

More like
>Draw a girl
>Call it a guy
>It IS a girl
for people with good taste, who get the taboo feeling of traps but aren't homosexual, famalam

I get futa because they're girls with dicks and shit. But who is that for? You're such a bitch you want to fuck a guy but too much of a beta to go through with it so you fuck a girl that looks like a guy? I don't get it.

Nah man nah
Tomboys and shit
it's like a GF who's also your best bro
Once clothes are off they just look like super cute tomboys anyway
It's the ultimate confusion boner, which is objectively the best kind of boner, and the best part is it's %100 Hetero unlike traps desu
Also
>Flat chest
>Short hair
Plus a lot of people hate chicks who are girly since they never understand shit like Fight Club or Master and Commander and do their own shit while "reverse traps" are into it and into you
and obviously this only works if they are still feminine looking like my pics and OP's