My mommy got me an Adventure Time toy :-)

My mommy got me an Adventure Time toy :-)

...

neat
anyway

Looks cute, I like the vampire chick from it.

Me too! Her name is Marcelen :-)

alternatively

I wish I still got toys :^(

MY MOM DIDN'T FUCKING GET THE JUMBO TENDIES BOX TODAY! I WANT MY FUCKING JUMBO TENDIES! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I touch it?

Shove it up your butt.

Your mommy really seems to love you :)

I wish my mom loved me ;_;

what's wrong with your thumb?

I'll share my toy with you

> I wish my mom loved me ;_;
Same. :(

Ew, why is your skin so white? I would kill myself if I was white.

I never go outside

Post belly pics

Goddamn it you're supposed to call me a shitskin and start a race war ITT.

Nice, can you move the googly eyes or are they static?

HOL UP

Static

Damn, I thought you could make an image of him rolling his eyes at Sup Forums in disapproval.

Anyway, tell mom I said she's cool. Have fun with it!

*meant for

Thank you user /:')

that's good, because you don't deserve to be white

>tfw have a bunch of toys from this show because my parents got me a year subscription to a loot crate for one of my Christmas presents and they're always in the fucking things

I've never even watched it, anyone want to buy them off me?

>tfw no mommy to buy me presents
;_:

back to with the rest of the teenagers

pls dont post my pic

>mfw I'm eating the fifteen piece tendie bucket with a side of mac and cheese and dipping them in KFC gravy right now

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hnnnnng

I know, tendies dipped in gravy with macaroni and cheese hnnnnnnngh.

I also have this toy actually...

Let's be friends

Never before have I wanted to fuck a planet

Carmella Bing is a top tier porn slut. When she was thin she was amazing, look up her scenes with Gianna holy shit muh dick. Then when she got mega fat she was still strangely hot and seemed like a great lay.

You HAVE to suck on her tits tonight, a deal is a deal ;)

Yeah and film it and post it here because it's my fetish and stuff.

kek

looks cute

Your mother's boyfriend paid for it.