They cant find a dead body if you ate him

they cant find a dead body if you ate him

Are you gonna eat the penis?

Or how about the booty? You gonna eat it like groceries?

Depends on if you got rid of all the blood/other traces

>4chanscandalsareover.jpg

already did bud :) bones have been dissolved

thats one way to solve the problem

In what did you dissolve it? What was your motive?

Did you at least add some Adobo? Bring your meals to life with the kick of Adobo

hydrochloric acid but the head is somewhere else

I'm still alive faggot u dun goofd

im off now im pretty sure his gfs gonna come home soon

Are you user in picture? If so pic the proof...

Otherwise I wanna believe OP ate someone..

With Adobo, the spice of life

Did you leave the head somewhere fun?

Like in the toilet? Or spinning in the ceiling fan taped onto one of the ends?

dont eat the brain. for every possible reason.

Die you take the head as a trophy?

I think that has been tried before.

Backstory? I missed whatever the fuck this was.

Chichi never eats the booty like groceries

One question for OP.

Why did you do it?

Timestamp and pics or it didn't happen

the wise words everyone should live by "if suicides played out take people with you" i will be making my mark on the world in a few days hopefully i will have more of an impact than adam, dylan, eric,randy and even seung-hui Cho hopefully i can see them when im officially over with. see ya on the news :)

I bet OP doesn't even eat ass what a bitch lol

Dear thread,

After some internet sleuthing, I have located the name of the alleged victim in this story. Please do let me know if you care to learn said name.

Nope. You're a retard

man in pic is just profile pic he is not dead nor do i know who he really is.

Dear 740293611,

Thank you for your response to my inquiry. I shall heed your wish and retain the information for myself.

cool story, bro

All you have to do to get this picture is type in "Facebook profile picture guy"

I am interested

Dear thread,

It is me again. The poster from post #740293531. I would like to update you that I have reached out to the person in question, along with a number of his friends to determine his current state of affairs. If you like, I will keep you updated on what, if anything, I hear back.