Why has my shit been like this for 2 months now?
Why has my shit been like this for 2 months now?
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damn get some chips for that guac
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Are you vegan?
Please help
cus ur a fat fuck with bad diet
educated guess
you smoke a LOT of weed, don't you ?
I'm not vegan
I don't smoke please help...
My uncle had constant irregular stools, turns out it was rectal cancer. Stop letting them broccoli niggers finish in you and get checked you fucking regard.
Don't do anal kegels with an avocado in your ass.
Dude that's rectal cancer. You have 3-6 weeks. Sorry bro.
Fml how do I get checked but if I am dying I'm going out like a boss so I don't mind but would like to know
There are clearly something green and undigested in there,
if it's not just a ruse.
Stop eating the green thing.
>how do i get checked
go to an hospital you dumfag
Doctor, faggot
>how do i get checked
go to a fucking doctor your stupid cunt
Hmm how long would I have to live
stop with the fruit loops
My wife makes the absolute best sugar cookies. She ices them and puts those little colored jimmies on them. My shit looks just like that after St. Patrick's day. It's pink after Valentine's Day. Blue after the Fourth of July.
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I don't eat sugar really now I'm fucking worried
Wow, man! So beautiful! I'd love to take some pictures of it with my dslr. This one reminds me so much of the Pillars of Creation. Seriously, with enough composition and macro, your feces would be art, fam, I'm not even kidding. Do you live in the US?
0 days.
Fact is, you never truly lived
Fixed
looks like guac to me
mmm tASTYYYY
Ya Florida
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Are you crapping bile, user? Try eating fatty foods.
OP wishes
Sry messy one
Undigested bile.
starting to think this is a troll now
She'll probably be a super power by 2020 if she keeps that up.
OP post your diet.
My shit was green for a whole week once. I was addicted to this blue soda, last month, I'd smoke a blunt and drink a whole bottle of it.
Yeah because I'm killing myself to troll with shit
this, you have blue dye in your diet somewhere
So beautiful, reminds of the Ben10 color palette!
Stop drinking green Gatorade, moron.
how in heavens do you get crap on the back of the toilet like that
and work with us, we asked for your diet and gave you the suggestion of eating fatty foods because that may be bile
Could be allergic to dairy?
>Shitting wasabi
Fuck me, OP, you made me laugh.
congrats faggot you have AIDS
Space AIDS
Too much semen I'm guessing
Nigga, you gonna die
Stop drinking grape soda.