Why has my shit been like this for 2 months now?

Why has my shit been like this for 2 months now?

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damn get some chips for that guac

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Are you vegan?

Please help

cus ur a fat fuck with bad diet

educated guess

you smoke a LOT of weed, don't you ?

I'm not vegan

I don't smoke please help...

My uncle had constant irregular stools, turns out it was rectal cancer. Stop letting them broccoli niggers finish in you and get checked you fucking regard.

Don't do anal kegels with an avocado in your ass.

Dude that's rectal cancer. You have 3-6 weeks. Sorry bro.

Fml how do I get checked but if I am dying I'm going out like a boss so I don't mind but would like to know

There are clearly something green and undigested in there,
if it's not just a ruse.

Stop eating the green thing.

>how do i get checked

go to an hospital you dumfag

Doctor, faggot

>how do i get checked
go to a fucking doctor your stupid cunt

Hmm how long would I have to live

stop with the fruit loops

My wife makes the absolute best sugar cookies. She ices them and puts those little colored jimmies on them. My shit looks just like that after St. Patrick's day. It's pink after Valentine's Day. Blue after the Fourth of July.

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I don't eat sugar really now I'm fucking worried

Wow, man! So beautiful! I'd love to take some pictures of it with my dslr. This one reminds me so much of the Pillars of Creation. Seriously, with enough composition and macro, your feces would be art, fam, I'm not even kidding. Do you live in the US?

0 days.
Fact is, you never truly lived

Fixed

looks like guac to me


mmm tASTYYYY

Ya Florida

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Are you crapping bile, user? Try eating fatty foods.

OP wishes

Sry messy one

Undigested bile.

starting to think this is a troll now

She'll probably be a super power by 2020 if she keeps that up.

OP post your diet.

My shit was green for a whole week once. I was addicted to this blue soda, last month, I'd smoke a blunt and drink a whole bottle of it.

Yeah because I'm killing myself to troll with shit

this, you have blue dye in your diet somewhere

So beautiful, reminds of the Ben10 color palette!

Stop drinking green Gatorade, moron.

how in heavens do you get crap on the back of the toilet like that

and work with us, we asked for your diet and gave you the suggestion of eating fatty foods because that may be bile

Could be allergic to dairy?

>Shitting wasabi

Fuck me, OP, you made me laugh.

congrats faggot you have AIDS

Space AIDS

Too much semen I'm guessing

Nigga, you gonna die

Stop drinking grape soda.