HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Fuhrer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Hoss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Fuhrer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Fuhrer's Fraulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!

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I'm out of paper but got plenty of weed

roll

ja ja ja

reroll

JA JA REROLL MEIN HERR

ROLL FOR THE GLORY OF MOTHER RUSSIA

ha i retreat

This should prove to be interesting.

lol mother russia youre german lololololo

RESISTANCE SCUM

BOW DOWN TO ME

Roll!

Roll for my fate

Here are mein papers

Re roll

Killed the gaurds.
>everything went better than expected

Jahwohl!
Heil Hitler!

why jermans look so rough in da face?

rollin

shit rerollin

Heil Hitler!

Here are mein papers

Sorry, this is mein papers

Roll

I am sane!

Rollinng

reroll

...

Das ist mein uber cumf

Okay, okay, dont be a sour Kraut!

Im actually a Juden.
>I toss my Jewish star at his neck

Ez

Roll

Haÿ Hitlah

rolleroni

Ich nicht eine juden

Hallo mein Führer

rollllll

re roll

rollski

Roll for insane

roll

Guten morgen. I habe kaffe.

Re roll

Rollerino

Smells like jews

Rollme

youtube.com/watch?v=E3cFiWtcT4k

Ich rolle mein Führer

Plz kill me

Ohs, I haft left mein papers und home

Re rolling

Re rrrroll

After pleading my case, my fate is revealed..

Re rolling

reroll for not braun

Let me through

Oh shi-

I am free! I should go home and get my papers

ffs two times braun.

Holy fuck this is intense.

I'm not going out like this

rolling

Roll

shit reroll

Re-roll

Kek

Roll

Oh fuck do I go with the 5 and get released or am I still being investigated?

roll

I am arrest and now fight? Very unusual day

Rollin for 8

oh shit rollin again

Re-roll

...

Nigs

Now here I lie. Once in irons, I die by iron. What a ferrous fate indeed

Sorry lost my papers, here you go

Er..Uh......Hail...erm.....Hatler?

roollllll

Hello soldiers I am not suspicous in any way, shape, or form

reroll

So its pretty shakey on if i go with the 5 or the dubs again. But I got a trick up my sleeve.
>8989
I used cover doubles. It's not over yet.

Rollllll

Rudolf Hoss

r卐ll

So thats it. My fate is sealed.

Lucky fuck.

I don't know why I am being detained.

Noch mal

In the end it turns out i was an innocent german.

Who, once again, rolled a 7 an lost their papers which caused this whole mess.

HEIL!

Roll

Der roll

88 get

Roll

Fuck sake reroll to see if I make it out and I was so close

oh for fuck sake