I was abducted by an alien ship today. Since no one is going to believe me irl...

I was abducted by an alien ship today. Since no one is going to believe me irl, I'll post here & see if you have any questions for me to answer

how sore is your butthole right now?

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holy shit what do you know?

how deep was the anal probe?

Please, point to the place on the doll where they touched you.

did you see an alien, was it roswell style, and did you get a view?

I want to hear about this

Reptilian or grey? Human looking?

Was this more Star Trek/Star Wars, or fake anal porn faggotry

why are you such a faggot?

Tentacle raped?

Show us the marks

you're all retarded. OP isn't going to reply. he posted that just to get attention.

I'm not sure I believe you but i am sure a.f. curious... did you learn anything?

It was a lot like they show it in movies. They had large heads and slim bodies. I couldn't hear a thing so I can't tell what they sounded like or were saying. No mouths or noses, just eyes on their faces

I CALL FAGGOTRY!!!!

i know, that's why i asked

The only reason I beleive you is because of our connection

What'd they do?

Grey silky skin. When one of them touched me, it felt very hard like a bone

And this thread went to shit.

Am I the only person that cares that the picture is an albI'm cover for Tool

They just looked. The whole thing lasted no more than 15 seconds, so I didn't have time to do anything.

fucking alein

Did they talk or use telepathy?

Could you understand them at all?

It's a reference to Rosetta Stoned from that album

yeah because youre the only one that likes shitty artists

Nothing. I couldn't hear anything. As if my ears were shut

Why does this always happen to me? I just want to relax on the interwebs after work but that shit has to follow me home. For the last time, Mark, the city bus is not an "alien ship!" I am not an alien I am just a bus driver. The fact that I probed your anus with my flashlight is not "proof of intelligent life in the galaxy."

yes. you are the only person that cares that.

fucking new album when, Maynard?

who do you like, user?

> he won't answer

i found an alien in my backyard but he was dead. i bought him back to life with tools from the shed. i made him my friend

Now that I've seen them, I feel like a lot of people have been abducted. They looked a lot like what is shown in television and the internet. But there was no harm done, at least none I can tell

Could you even move if you wanted to? How did you feel about it? where do you live?

Fucking hell. OP is vaguely referencing Rosetta Stoned from 10,000 Days. How young is Sup Forums now? Next he'll be posting "GODDAMN! SHIT THE BED!" over and over.

I saw several aliens, I think 5, and the room I was in. Oval room with no walls, like being inside a large egg. I described the aliens in another comment

like they are made out of plaster or something? I had a weird dream with one once and the whole body was firm like a rock but also fluid

Muddy Waters, Guiseppe Tartini, your moms moaning at night from the chonik pwning

I don't understand the question

chronik* otherwise checkem
>tfw this is your home and a nigger speaks

Where were you at the time of abduction, what was the time of abduction, and when did you return. Also how were you abducted?

youre not me fuck off nigger

no shit

I live in a city with a population of about half a million. In U.S. I stared for about 15 seconds in somewhat of a shock and as soon as I moved my head to look around I teleported back into my bed

man that's pretty boring I have to say. ya blew it

It looked like they were moist, if that makes sense. Like a wet, smooth rock. However when one of them touched me it didn't feel wet at all

Ever heard of sleep paralysis?

So you got abducted by the oods from doctor who?

shhh

I was in my bed, around 7pm. Was laying down, watching videos. All of a sudden I was in a different place, there was no time passage between me being in my bed and in the alien location (what I think was a ship). It was like a cutscene I guess. They looked for good 15 seconds and I was staring back in shock. One of them reached and touched my arm. As soon as I raised my head to look up I found myself back in my bed. I didn't blink once throughout the whole thing

Yeah well that's what it was. I'm not the one to exaggerate things

I've had it once. This was a bit different since I could move when I tried to. And I wasn't sleepy at the time. I am thinking that I might be losing my mind but I haven't had any mental issues prior

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They're coming back

To be honest, I wouldn't mind. I'm gonna need an explanation to what happened or I'll be thinking about it for the rest of my life