How do I make fast money?

How do I make fast money?

>$1000s of dollars

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get a job

just do what the picture shows

stealing.

Can't.

Physically disabled and male.

Stealing what?

trade options

Fuck 100 fat chicks.

Make an app that goes viral.

Thanks for ideas.
>want bike + motorized bike kit
>need books
>new clothes without holes
>food
>can not work for/afford either

Rob a bank or an armored truck. Fort Knox if you're feeling suici--- I mean, ambitious.

If you are a woman, prostitution.
If you are a man, stealing or scamming.

best and most realistic answer in this thread.

Thousands, not tens of thousands.

I know how to card.

Family feud

Suck dicks. I'm sure you're good at that.

drugs

Yeah, learned suckjitsu from your mother.

Invest in a game development/publishing company prior to a highly anticipated game release and watch your money double.

It doesn't look to me like that retard has anything to start with.

Will try.

More interested in shoplift/theft.

Tell Tyrone I said hi when you get caught.

Rob liqour stores, restaurants or phone houses.
Walk inside with anything to a baseballbat and demand the money in the register.
Smash shit up when they refuse, but the protocol is that they should always hand the cash over, because the employee needs to protect its own life first.
Can get you a couple hundred dollars per store.
Just be sure that you have an escape plan and look out for cameras both inside and outside the store, because those outside the store transmit the images directly to the police, so be in disguise from the start.

You can also steal liqour.
Go inside grab, grab a bottle and dash outside, they won't chase youif the store's crowded.
The expensive liqour is usually behind the counter, but you can still steal and sell mid-tier bottles.

Or become a trap and i'll be the first one to hire you for your services, 100 per hour

get a job that allows you to work from home
alternately, apply for an actual college's online classes, preferably something in your state uni system in, like a buisness major, excel at the the classes cause you have tons of free time and down the road work from home for some insurance company. in the meantime you will likely have access to about 1500 to 2 grand a semester after books and shit.

How do you know Tyrone?

Faggots like this aside^,

How do you get free expensive shit?

Without issues.

Example:
>phone theft
>intothefaradaycage.mp3
>disassemble
>sell for parts

The smartest thing ever said here.

sell drugs

Where will I acquire drugs?

From my ass, which infinite drugs spawn from, free of charge?

Sigh, I will die broke.

Sell oregano to wannabe stoners

Sell drugs. Seriously the only people doing it are retarded nigs. Pretty easy market to beat. Also pretty easy to not get caught (don't act like a nigger Crack dealer).

a trap you fucking retard

call a dealer, and rob his ass

Better start with fingering your poohole, OP, because that's where your money will come from.
BTW how good do you look in a skirt?

>rob an armed dealer

Gotcha.

>Nah, that's for you.

Think I'd rather take and flip tech.

>Nah, that's for you.

Kind of you to save your poohole for me.
I'll be very gentle in return

suck dick
seriously
that is the only way to make quick money unless you are already established at doing something else that is quick money

Enough of the faggot shit.

I want expensive tech, cash, and books. I know some druglord teen niggers.
How do I lift this type of stuffs?

talk to your nigger friends about working for them
but it is not going to be a lot of cash to begin with

>fast
>easy
>big
pick one or suck dick

rob a bank

you suck a dick.

You need some old $1 bills, a bottle of bleach, a good $20 bill, and a color copier.

No, I want to fucking rob the niggers.

Make $$$ fast

1. hold down the shift key
2. press the '4' key just above the 'e' and 'r'.
3. you can also increase the rate you make $ by going into control panel to adjust the typematic rate of your keyboard

Steal something that's worth a lot of money and sell it for 10% of what it's worth.

Cars are good.

if you're lucky you will be shot and die fairly quickly
if you're unlucky you will spend the last 12 hours of your life alternately being raped and beat

they've been nigging their entire life
they know the dangers of it
they know how to protect themselves from bitch ass white boys that wanna live the thug life with no experience

WTF
Watches at 0 $?

Get banned.

Good idea.

Top kek.

Ok OP. I have not spent a single fucking dollar since March and I'm still here. Nigguh you need to shoplift.

>want flir thermal stuffs
>want leather jacket
>clothes
>iphone
>iphone voice change thing

What do?

(OP)
Here's what I want you to do, and listen to me carefully.
Start things off by becoming a consultant for others, personal or otherwise. Study up on business practice and business ethics, and offer your services as an independent business analyst who can tell a business how to make its workforce more efficient. Plenty of businesses should be willing to pay for someone like that (especially an from an independent source), so you can start there.
While you do this, you're building business relations and getting an idea for what businesses expect from an employee. After you get some experience doing this, you have a couple of options: become an employee for a company who wants to hire your services full-time, start up your own firm dealing in independent business analysis(and hire employees who can do this for you), or learn coding and use your hard-earned analyst dollars to make an app. I would recommend making an app that can track airport traffic to give people an estimated waiting time for security checkpoint lines, but it's up to you where you go with it.
Alternatively, you can invest in stocks with your money and hope to get lucky. This is technically the "quickest" way to get wealth, if you consider "quick" to be over the course of 5-10 months of constant buying and selling of stocks. Once you build up a good portfolio, become an investor and invest in things you think will take off, and reap the benefits while sitting around and doing nothing. You might have to attend shareholder meetings and the like, but you'll be getting money so whatever.
None of these methods are guaranteed to work, but they're good places to start in my opinion. Just begin by doing research on business analytics and the market in general, make sure you know what you're talking about.

Ok. Get on a disc, send me the link and I can write there. Fucking hate captcha.

Yea OP, if you have no idea how to make money I'm sure you'll give great advice to companies looking to make money. And make an app.

I fucking hate you

A disc?

discordapp.com/channels/340388659805290508

>Physically disabled and male.
>Hurr durr. All jobs require physical labor.
So you are disabled and a dumb fuck. Sucks to be you.

and he thinks he is capable of out nigging the local niggers

"Hey give me money for free because I don't want to do any sort of work or research"
The easiest way to make money is to become educated. Not necessarily by going to school and getting a degree, but by doing research and beginning to understand the workplace.
Giving unrealistic advice to someone such as "just go steal shit" or "suck dick lol" isn't telling them how to make money, it's telling them how to get stuck in a rut of poverty where they won't get out of it.
You want to make money? Get ready to work. Go do research, go learn what it is that needs to be done to get money. Being lazy won't get you anywhere fast, and in an age where most info is available on the internet, there's no excuse to not learn.

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How is sucking dick a path to poverty? Sex workers make good money

Depends what your skill set is. If you are good with tech, or have some good connections in lucrative areas, then you're set - as long as you're not a total idiot.

Yeah, Idk how to use that, just say it here.

Shit aint working.

Well. I can pretty much tell you how you SHOULD steal anything (except expensive electronics) from stores. First thing ya gotta do is dress up, you need to fit in as much as possible. So no dirty sweats, nor should you wear a suit. Jeans and tees are perf. Get a regular bag (cloth) that you can hang over your shoulder. Make sure it looks worn and ALWAYS keep random shit in it (like a shirt, a couple o coins, some papers etc) so people can easily see that it's not empty before you enter a store.

Sure, they make good money, but that's provided that they aren't caught in the act by law enforcement. Suck dick for money, and you might end up in jail if you aren't careful enough, especially if you're not experienced in the scene.
Same thing with robbing banks. You rob a bank? Cops will catch you and you'll end up in prison. In either scenario, you run the risk of being put in prison, after which you'll be sent back into the world with no money, probably no property to call your own, and a felony on your record barring you from any serious future employment. It's a risky endeavor, and although you might be able to make good money as a sex worker, without proper caution you can end up in a shittier position than you started in.

I need to know what country you're in btw. Can't really give you fair tips unless I know what laws you're gonna have to deal with.

US

kek

I didn't advocate robbing banks. With the internet and sticking to outcalls its practically unheard of to run into issues with law enforcement in sex work. You can easily make a lot of money providing sensual massages and sucking dick. "Experienced in the scene," get the fuck out of here.

Kay. Another thing you should ALWAYS do is buy shit. If I get groceries I buy like one small can of black beans (0.5$) and like a soda. Then I just take everything else. Never take shit you don't need (unless you're gonna sell it) because if you get caught with food you're gonna get a decent treatment but if they catch you with candy and random shit you will get bamboozled by the coppers.

Grow mushrooms can buy spores online and sell them. Just grow in a closet or basement or shit. YouTube can show how to grow.

Just film it. Sucking dicks for money is illegal but when you film it, you're not sucking dicks, you're making porn and that's legal.

Kill people for money

If you want to sell stuff I would recommend like toys'r'us. I usually steal big boxes of Lego from there and sell them for a couple o hundred less. The lower the price is the easier it will be for you to sell em. Also they have shit security since they mostly deal with kids+parents and well, not shoplifters. Don't get cocky tho. If you ever suspect anything or anyone just get the fuck away from there. Put the shit back and walk out. Never ever should you distrust your instincts. Better safe than sorry. (Also don't trust civilians, they're all snitches. If someone sees you take shit, put it back. I've only gotten caught once and that was because another shopper saw me and reported me lmao.)

Fuck dogs. Like, a lot dogs. Until you have a far reaching reputation as a dog fucker. Then tell people if they pay you, you WON'T fuck their dogs.

I bet this guy's wife or mother left home to suck dick for money.

Like shit I'm tired but is there anything specific you want to get help with?

Taking tech and mostly expensive tech.

And money from safes.

And pulling this kid's dad's dick out of his mouth

Tech is hard af without a magnet.

Money from safes is also something that is veery risky and prolly not worth it.

Extort closeted gay business men. Fuck em and film it.

What kind of magnet?

I can handle locks.

So you just happen to be really good with locks but haven't considered safe cracking until an anonymous faggot on a message board suggested it to you?

I want you dead

Yeah not really. Hard as fuck to make an app that goes viral and if he has no experience it will take him months to even learn

I have a pick gun.

By rolling quads

Thank you. Faggots in this thread talking like this dipshit OP is capable of greatness but just hasn't tried yet. As if they are showing him the road less travelled. Like millions of people aren't out there right now trying to develop a viral app. Like VC's are dumping loads of money into the tech industry betting on the next Snapchat.

Yea OP, just make a billion dollar app. While you're at it, cure cancer and throw a 100mph fast ball.

I hate all of you. But especially this guy:

Oh pardon me, you're all set then.