Let's have a thread where we rate each other's original lyrics
>Creep on college campuses checkin for el gato
>Only ugly bitches cause the pretty women got hoes
>Exclusive offer, 1 night, I just wanna eat your asshole
>No, I am not a model, you can call me anti-Flacko
>Girl, is we fuckin or not? Your name doesn't matter, The Rock
>I gotta sock for my johnson but first, bitch, better slob on my knob
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griming on the b,
claire, (BOUCHEY)
shinin' on that grease,
dank, (BLUE CHEESE)
got that hair on her lip,
natty ('BRRA),
like a jenner,
bruce (BRUCEY)
dick stuck in a hoe
like woah
like woah
you know im getting it blown
woah
all these niggas lookin like clones
they clowns
they clowns
and that bitch licking my bone
she moan
she moan
for my folk/ambient synth pop ep
Fall came and winter too
For warmth I stayed close to you
Vulnerable naked and wanting
Of you you love and your soul
knowledge from above and below
But somehow I was always left needing
it was time well spent though i couldn't pay the rent
all i ever wanted was for you to be happy
All I ever wanted was to be happy
Through the forests misty nights and faltering lights
And all we wanted but have yet to see
The sleepless nights caused by emotional fights
That one day youll walk there without me
but together all we've had
i could count the good and the bad
does it really matter in the end now does it?
All I ever wanted was to be happy
All I ever wanted was to be there with you, happy
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New migos about to drop.
fire emoji, monkey emoji
jeff mangum with a magnum
dick big like a cannon
and he be frontin on ann frank
and he be dreamin bout that stank
creaming his pants like a fish tank
thanking jesus christ like a mad man
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>bad
can't rate myself you gotta do that
why is it bad?
cause all it is is rhymes for the sake of rhymes, conveys no idea or feeling to me
hates rap,
racist
thanks
Fuck yeah I'll put the end in friend, burning bridges til' I'm dead. Get paid for every word I've said, fuck yo cheese I make my own bread.
i dont understand these lyrics but i give you 7/10 keep trying boy i have high hopes for you
hard to get into the flow of it through text but i give you a 7/10 nonetheless. stay woke
i am the devil
i am so evil
(pronounce evil wrong so it rhymes)
me again. i like this concept a lot so i will write a whole song about it. wait for it.
I am the devil
I am so evil
I was born with two horns on my head
Everyday I wake up dead in my bed
But I stay alive
I am a monster
Eat all my enemies alive after slaughter
I count to five
then i add one
say it three times
thats the number I worship
to me you are worthles
i do not care
honestly look at all that raf that I wear
wearing all black , crack in my crack
i dont take that shit i sell it for cash
i enjoy seeing people in pain
the government is so bad i get mad
X out
should go
Em
Fall came
Dm
and winter too
Em
for warmth I stayed
Dm
close to you
Em
Vulnerable
F
Naked
C A7
and wanting
then repeat
havevn't figured out chords for the chorus but should go like
it was time well spent though,
i couldn't pay the rent,
all i ever wanted(draw it out),
was for you to be happy,
All I ever wanted(pause this time),
was to be happy
Through the forest's misty nights,
and all the faltering lights,
And all we wanted (pause) but have yet to see,
The sleepless nights (pause),
caused by emotional fights,
That one day,
you'll walk there without me
>I am the devil
>I am so evil
>I was born with two horns on my head
>Everyday I wake up dead in my bed
>But I stay alive
>I am a monster
>Eat all my enemies alive after slaughter
>I count to five
>then i add one
>say it three times
>thats the number I worship
>to me you are worthles
>i do not care
>honestly look at all that raf that I wear
>wearing all black , crack in my crack
>i dont take that shit i sell it for cash
>i enjoy seeing people in pain
>the government is so bad i get mad
they plan and and they scheme,
you ask what it means,
doesn't matter as long as im stacking,
slipin and sliding, rhymin and rappin',
i sell you that shit that makes your eyes bleed,
my morals you question as you eye my cheese,
these fat stacks aint the result of selling ki's,
scratch my back ill scratch yours but i'll keep your shirt,
i'm satan you dumb motherfucker you ain't worth more to me than dirt.
you plan and you wait,
but bitch ill seal your fate,
you ain't nothin' to see,
bitch for fun i'll go on a killin spree,
under my heel, bitch call me daddy,
or maybe big poppa it don't matter to me,
high as space dog, lakai, you cant see,
shit i spit so hot i should charge you a fee.
badah bah, bada-bah, bah dah badah, bada bah
skidoodly bop boppity badop wop ba-swopiditty
spidilispidilispidilispidili brrrop badop awop boom
boom biggity boom bapida bap bapbilidily bo
boo boo boom bigadily brap a dap dapity
doobadoobie CHAH! CHAH! besquidily
kidily squopidy scriddily bodily doobie
DAH DAH DAH
How do I improve this?
what's not to understand
And if the world ever has an apocalypse
I will kill all of you fuckers
Fear will be plentiful, death will be bountiful
I will spare none of you peasants
Fuck your religion, your pastor fucked kids
And got sent to a prison in PC
I seen the devil, he’s in you and me
You need saving to listen to this, see
Follow 'em home, cut the right corner so nobody sees you
Turn off your phone
Leave it at home so nobody can trace you
Mask your expressions
Appear to be calm, they won't read your intentions
As soon as you’re in
Let them all know who they’re all in the presence of
I am a murderer
I am a demon, the son of a serpent
What is your faith?
What is your worth?
Have you felt acknowledgement?
If I kill you now, will you go to heaven or hell you believe in?
Death is approaching you
30 seconds, think before lying in a blood sea
sorry what is el gato and flacko
Tore that bitch nash like a trash bag
Now your lil siter's a fag hag
Now your lil mama don't want dad
Expect a lil brother who smokes crack
Out the womb, puts you in a tomb
Don't get comfortable imma come for you
And your granny too, pussy swimming pools
Drown her in the pool and then eat her too
I feel like "anti-flacko" could have been something else that made you sound even more pathetic. Also didn't like the line about the rock, but overall it was bretty funny. I'm feeling a strong 7 on this one
>fag
stopped reading there. this is homophobic.
music isn't for you
el gato is spanish for "the cat" like lookin for pussy
Flacko is ASAP Rocky
I just went with anti-Flacko cause he has that whole "pretty nigga" thing and I'm sure he's done actual modeling.
It doesn't matter, The Rock line is probably the only one I'd actually use. I don't want to make my music too self deprecating.
you think your hard but you just soft,
mister softie you drake you can't get it up,
you think youre hot shit bet you wish you had a loft,
sittin in williamsburg with them hipster bitches sucking your cock,
you ain't nothing but a poser virgin,
who the fuck is watching the door who let you in?
Turned me down, she said I was too short
But she'd be all on me if I was Too Short, ironic
I take a bitch ass to Sonic
No reservations if we still platonic
why did you reply to me but not rate my sick rhymes? Also, it doesn't read like this actually flows properly. You keep adding too many syllables to each line.
yours was chill, that's why i wanted to post a response
7/10 at least would rap battle
yeah i hear how it would go in my head, but in text most of what i write is hard to put to a beat
like
you think you hard (pause) but you just soft (homies go oohhh)
mister softee you drake (pause) you can't get it up
you think youre hot shit
bet you wish you had a loft
(like regge patios/dancehall)
sitting in williamsburg with them hipster bitches suckin your cock
you aint nothing but a poser (pause as the homies hollar) virgin! (ooooh)
who the fuck is watching the door? (homies goes "yeah come on man)
who the fuck let you in?
Not all one song just a bunch of random trash bars
I'm not completely ashamed but I don't like them either
>I like boujee hoes only to an extent
>I don't want know black woman saying white girl shit
>Like, "all lives matter" and "my dog is my baby"
>Fuck both of y'all bitches, I hope you both getting rabies
>I ain't never got high, but my eyes red, nodding off at the wheel till the car crash and I'm dead
>Nobody can ever tell me back just what I've said
>I fuck the meaning words up coming out my head
>I'm like a silent movie, you need to read between the lines, bitch
>And I'm Harold Lloyd, no fuck it, I'm Chaplin
>A bum ass nigga everybody gon laugh at
>Pretty women starin they ain't ever see a freak show
>Worried bout my future and obsessin over freak hoes
>It makes me feel hollow watching strippers I follow
>It's a party on the gram and they'll be one tomorrow
>Never been drunk, so I can't drown my sorrows
>How can I flirt with titties under my shirt
>I buy my clothes too big and I just look worse
>Gobble up my kids like pedophiliac cannibal
>Blacker than Duck Dodgers, I'm rap's Elliot Rodger
>Reppin for every nigga that grew up with no father
>Yeah, I know him, I just don't fuck with dude
>"But you act just like him", and I look like him too
she dont care how i rap
she dont care how i rhyme
bitch dont care if i look fine
we aint nothin more than buddies
ill never be her hubby
i can only just sit her wishin
they say theres others in the sea
guess i better get to fishin
(oldschool flow)
So yesterday i walked down the road
When I see a bad bitch car get towed
I walk up that hoe and say "Ay wassup"
Gave that nigga money so that he would stop
Girl now looking at me like I'm the king
Tell lil momma that it ain't a thing
If you wanna make it good just do the deed
You know what I mean, hop on top that dick
Bitch now laughing in my face and say get lost
Friendzoned yet again ask her "what it cost?"
Slaps me in the face even though I'm nice
Fuck these women man they can suck me twice
Chase her down the street cause I don't give up
See her call the cops so I back up
Right around the corner they be waiting on me
See two brother with a badge man why they hating on me
Now I'm in the cell and I don't know why
I was just tryna help a bitch because she cry
Man these women are all the same
All they wanna do is date bad men
Luckily in a cell with two more guys
I am kinda scared cause they twice my size
But I ain't gonna lie yes they got them curves
Finally I get that suck that I deserved
I like shoes
They are very comfy
I see you feel the blues
Do you like humpty dumpty?
Birds fly in the sky
Going to their nest
I've eaten 3 tacos
I could use some rest
(boom boom bap, bah boom boom bap)
(echoing off in the distance)
Finally i i got that suck i deserved
(more booms and bap)
oooooh yeah
I'm selling these bars. Hit me with an offer. This is real hip hop, real storytelling man.
Positive K: Where Are They Now?
(oldschool flow)
Wake up in the morning still tired from the last night
Had a shorty on my dick bounce my balls ripe
She the wildes hoe that I had ever been with
She emptied my balls like you have never seen bitch
I'm still fully sore in my bottom half
When the homie calls me cause a nigga shot his calf
I get out the bed and jump into my car
Start driving to my homies house tryna flick his scar
To my surprise my homie isn't bleeding
It was just a hoax to get me speeding
The homie tells he had seen me last night
With his sister in the car get her ass bite
He grabs his gun and tells me to pray
Finally somebody to my pain away
But the homie then starts crying
Put his gun onto himself and makes his brain go flying
big kek
the fuck is this thread
/WiggerGeneral/?
It's sad how these are best lyrics in this thread and they're just "le randum XD"
Alright, lemme try
>I fuck on your baby mama
>I fuck on your baby mama
>Let's fuck on your baby mama
>Cause I wanna fuck on your baby mama
>Some head from your baby mama
>I need some brain from your baby mama
>The head from your baby mama
>I need me some brain from your baby mama
>Memories lost like tears in rain
>Moments in time down the drain
>Spilling over out of your brain
>Baby I wanna be your main
>I need you to stay
>Because you're the reason I stay awake
>I need you to stay
>Because you're beautiful in every way
>And I hope it's not too late
>Before you close the gate
>You're my queen babe
>Chorus
>I love you and I hope you know
>I love you and it's really so
>I want to be with you all night
>Your face is a heavenly sight
>I will try with all my might
>To keep you by my side
>Alright, yeah
>Just breathe baby
>Get a little closer
Nerf this
You've got it
Let's get to it already
Our world is worth fighting for
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Attack objective A
I've got you in my sights
Justice rains from above
Defense shield engaged
Die die die
Heroes never die
Its high noon
Love, DVA winky face