Anyone know a legit way to increase dick girth? preferably none of that herbal shit or pills

anyone know a legit way to increase dick girth? preferably none of that herbal shit or pills

pomegranates lots of them doesnt matter how you eat them just eat them takes some in one month i grew mine 1 inch from it sad 4 inches
now i have 5 inches on sausage between my legs

you are talking about your girth right, not length? if so thank you so much

oh you want girth then believe it or not just give it a massage there is a way your ment to do it but i dont know it
have fun the extra inch from the pomegranates

lmao appreciate it very much

no problem

Beeing right on the average scale. Dunno if supposed to be happy or sad. Guess ill be moderately happy/sad at same time.

//Average Joe

There isn't one.
Stop wasting your time hoping for a miracle and spend the time coming to terms with your pencil dick.

Is the average size really that small? Im 8.2 inch and thought I had a small dick

How do you how do you give your Wang massage without fapping?

how do you give your Wang massage without fapping?

Average is really fucking small you shouldnt be happy at all

You should check out the average porn site, there are countless ways to increase your girth and length with as minimal as 3 to 5 easy steps as shown in the advertisements!

A good dick pump. Usually increases from 1-3 inches

i'm above 5.5 inches compared to my country's average. not that much above average, but hey can't complain. i just don't know te average girth, and if i can i'd want to increase it

but i thought a dick pump increases its length not girth?

But its bigger than 50% of the population.

You cut of a dick from someone else, then. Make a hole in it and insert your own.

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That would be the median, not the average you eeediot

Shiieeeeeet, you are right. Ill go and be sad then.

You can get pumps that do both for about 100 bucks. Usually you have to use them in the shower

Do people actually believe this shit?

Get an erection.

>Average is really fucking small you shouldnt be happy at all
Mathematical illiteracy, the post. Unless there's a couple of guys with 2 metre dicks skewing the distribution

Damn why am I chinese sized

>mfw im from sweden but was cursed with a 4.7" dick
remember that laughing over dick size is the same as laughing over skin color.

both are things you're born with.

Tfw no Congo niggerdick
Feels bad man

sure those things are good during sex but really damn awkwards the rest of the time

what if you're at the beach but feel a boner coming on looking at the young girls? uh-oh

what if you're taking a shit in a public restroom? it would be a hassle keeping the dick from touching anything that won't give you cancer