Roast of rob lowe pregame thread

who watching here?

>le ann culter is dum and rassist xDD

There. Summarized the whole roast for ya.

What does Ann Coulter have to do with Rob Lowe? Did you forget to take your meds again?

I wonder who one of the roasters is? Hmm I wonder if the only right wing woman on stage will be attacked? hmmmm

I don't pay attention to media because I'm not an autistic cucklet. That being said, do you know how a roast works? It sounds like you don't

Yeah, roasts are supposed to consist of things called "jokes." Calling someone a racist and telling them to kill themselves for an hour isn't funny. That's exactly how this shitty roast played out too. Use google sometime.

>no Greg Giraldo

why even watch anymore

Is Jeff Ross going to be on it?

And you can predict that the roast is gonna center around one roaster before the show has even premiered? Are you a psychic, or just schizophrenic?

What do I input into Google to verify wha you're saying, since youre incapable of providing a source to back up your assumptions?

yes

How pathetic do you have to be to be upstaged by a woman at your own roast?

I honestly don't have a clue who rob Lowe is or anything he has acted in

>What do I input into Google to verify wha you're saying, since youre incapable of providing a source to back up your assumptions?

Huh, I never thought typing in "Roast of Rob Lowe" and "Ann Coulter" in the same search would require a triple digit IQ. And no, faggot. I'm not psychic. I actually read everything that came out regarding this roast. Maybe you should too before you attempt to talk down to someone more informed than you.

are you 16?

Damn btfo

user user anon user anon user...

I know more than you, okay? You should educate yourself.

24

Normally I'm pretty good with my movie and film knowledge

Theres been swveral reports that that everyone pretty much hijacks the roast to roast ann instead of lowe, which is the only real reason im tuning in.

If you follow comedy online you'd know that this was filmed weeks ago. if you read Newser you would have read that Ann Coulter was the target of everyone's ire that night.

I would suggest the phrase "rob Lowe Ann Coulter roast butt of joke", you reactionary ultrafaggot. You are 100% wrong and you should feel like a dumb asshole for getting smarmy

he was big in the 80s

like late 90s, early 00s adam sandler big

literally who?

holy shit I just googled it and started reading a list of the "best burns" from the roast. The shit about Ann Coulter is literally just things like ''you could kill yourself" "you racist cunt" and "Ann Coulter has written 11 books—12 if you include Mein Kampf." Those are not jokes at all. Fuck these faggots. Looks like Rob Riggle, Jeff Ross, and a fucking football player were the only ones to actually tell jokes about her and not just call her a member of the Klan or how she is only there because there are no black people there roasting.

>no patrice to thoroughly dissect his career with laser-precision jokes before concluding with a rant on how rob will never reach mel gibson's level and then spending the rest of his time describing how mel is based while laughing with all the fat in his throat

I miss patrice

He likes underage girls and he was on a meme show not too long ago.

>or how she is only there because there are no black people there roasting.
kek, thats pretty funny desu

I have to ask this as well.

who the fuck would watch this. nobody under 25 even knows who that is. i'm 30 and barely remember hm.

most young people know him from parks and rec

i agree though, they should have chosen someone more prominent.

Maybe you should read the replies to that one post, genius.

Ann Coulter *is* the joke.

Oh oh, sounds like Sup Forums got triggered for the 4,672nd time today

it's rob lowe

Of course. That's the only work he gets

Stream?

where can I watch this?

reminder that rob lowe is redpilled and anti-lowe post is cuck posting

Comedy Central

>Playing the victim over some shitty roast
Muh safe space.

who even has cable in 2016?

Are you saying this in defense of being a beggar on the internet who is not able to find things on their own in 2016?

They roasted
>Bieber
>President Trump
>Charlie Sheen

And now this nobody? Why pick him?

dat Sup Forums asspain

rob lowe and peyton manning are republicans and they tore into her. she's an obnoxious cunt that everyone hates. stop being so sensitive, faggots.

Jesus Christ you edge lords can't ever rest can you.

Not your safe space.

Comedy Central roasts aren't you safe space

why are you trigged so bad? are Sup Forumstards always this trigged, no wonder people hate you

Did you need another 10 minutes to reply? Because you can do better than this.

if you're waiting for a comeback, scrape it off your mom's teeth

A comeback to what?

bump

But it's yours, where you can stir up some inconsequential political bullshit to circlejerk w your bros. It's pathetic.

It's a roast, it's silly, irreverent, harmless. Not everything has to be le epic culture war you ineffectual twat.

bamp

>Are you saying this in defense of being a beggar on the internet who is not able to find things on their own in 2016?

pretentious, but hey, not my fault u hate people

anyone know of a stream? You will be rewarded in the next life.

Rob Lowe
>The dude who got false flagged for raping a ganga then proceeded to go on the most liberal and terrible mouth piece of a show; parks and rec
I should be excited about watching a famous man so retarded he slept with an underage nobody who took advantage and reported him.

>conservatives can laugh at themselves
>this thread
Which is it Sup Forumsfags?

5 MINUTES

>Nikki glaser

Did she roast their genitals the whole time?

I haven't seen much from Chris Farley in a while, what's he been up to?

STREAM

Looking for a good stream

this opening is cringeworthy....they doing it on purpose?

Is Rob even worth roasting?

"lol u were in parks and recreation. What a fag."

You don't have basic cable lol? Doesn't it get bundled with fucking internet

he was in Salem's Lot and Tommy Boy too

>Ralph Machio
>Peyton Manning
>Anne Coulter

How bad could it be?

she is though, both dumb and racist

Was this guy in the outsiders?

shit, he was in alot of movies

Fuckin rekt

Just DL'd the CC app on iOS and you don't even need cable to watch, just facebook or twitter, FYI

Yup.

The Coulter jokes are great

Why the fuck is Anne Coulter there lol

rob lowe in californication was his best role

need a good punching bag, also to enrage the alt right

He was awesome in '..Candelabra'

Jewel looks awesome "trailer swift" lmao

Wow, Peyton's life has gone to shit hasn't it?

Ah, right

He's also a rapist

oh...Ross is dressed like Prince isn't he?

Beta twink Schwarzenegger kid there while Heir to the Throne's in the gym with Dad.

yeah poor guy

How is there not one functional stream of this?

he must have blown threw it all though, why else would he be here?

based pete is up, yes. He's actually pretty funny

Why are they all sweating profusely

>Pete I thought you were black but I guess you just have your dad's ashy skin

fucking savage jeez

because there's a fucking app for it, stop being a little shit and go get it

peyton manning is just like shaq, he just likes to work be in stuff

peyton loves comedy and does comedic things all the time

this is nothing new and I highly doubt someone like him would blow it on anything outside of beer

>Not Schumer
>Awwwwwww
Fuck the crowd Pete, I loved that joke

Coulter on suicide watch

I don't know who half of these people are

except Shaq has alimony up the ass to pay so he needs the money

is she deaf?

That's usually the case

Ann Coulter is just giving that shitty bitch face smile and not reacting to anything, why is she even here??

didn't know that, wow that explains why he whores himself out for EVERYTHING. I even saw him in a general car insurance commercial

jewel titties lookin nice

pretty sure ann coulter has heard all of this shit a million times

these roasts get hackier and hackier