Find this, what do you do?

Find this, what do you do?

Jizz on it

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Wd40 lighter.... toast that shit.

Make a cage for it and keep it safe to raise its young in peace and watch them grow up healthy and strong just like their mother

I hope this is just a bad joke

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you do realize that if you turn 360 degrees you would be facing the same way right?

every time...

every time

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every time

merch

join its covenant and gain spider magic

Well I'll be

move out of Australia

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Spray it with raid until it stops moving. Go chemical warfare on your ass.

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> make a cage
You know that they'll start to devour each other until only one is left, right?

get dubs and fuk off

Savage...

Pretty sure that was the plan All along...

Kill myself

FIRE!

Leave it alone or gently relocate if necessary
Spiders kill mosquitos and flies

>>I would take a buquet full of gasoline, drop it in >>the room with that fcking thing, then burn all >>the fucking town

eat them

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Laugh at it. I'm from Australia, this is the shit we give toddlers to play with.

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Hi, welcome to Sup Forums, looks like it's your first day here.

Glad to see they took on the Highlander approach. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

Take a broom, brush thay shit away and take my meter reading.

You're right. Better turn 720 degrees and walk away.

Spiders are so cute

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you realise spiders can crawl between the bars on the cage.

So walk into it?

sell the spiderlings

lighter + deodorant.
let em burn

>spiders are cute.
>posts a dog.

I think you're confused.

I would begin by cutting any electricity running to that box. Then I would grab a bottle of spider poison and spray the living shit out of the babies and simultaneously beat the broodmother to death with a sandal.

After youre done fucking the aboriginees?

Fuck i read meters for work they get an estimate

Nuke

>get a bunch of clay
>slowly build giant clay bowl around spider nest far enough away so asto not disturb them
>take inert gas such as argon which has a higher density than air
>spiders asphyxiate
>remove clay
>sweep up spiders
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>profit

is this the elusive counter-counterbait?

Kill it with fire

>go home
>hug turned on microwave
>come back
>bite the spider
>hope in a reverse spiderman

That would be a Manspider

That would be so awkward the first couple of days.
The manspider trying to build a web to catch some food and instead just takes a shit on the floor.