REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

So, okay

OMEGALUL

But what will my wife say?

I accept

yes please

FOR ME TO BEAT?

Like can I get a new one? Or am I staying with my current?

But I can't afford one.

I Need it

where's pic from?

nah

You know the fact you guys are even posting in this thread means you will never have a girlfriend right? If you think so little of yourself that you have to try and rely on luck it shows you just how pathetic you are. Just talk to them like anyone else you pussies.

Ok

yeah and the next guy to post after me wins the lotto abd pays off all my debts

This better work op

I beg u

xd

But I have a gf already.

...

Bet I won't xD

What if I already do? :thinking:

Got a date tomorow, this will work!

maybe one day...

Would a female human get lost on my tiny island in middle of nowhere Finland? Or maybe plane would crash and I could save the only survivor and then she becomes my gf?
These situations are highly unlikely to happen.

LIAR LIAR PANTS AND FIRE

Worth a shot

I mean at this point it's my best shot..

>tiny island
Where? I'm a girl and i'm from Finland too

will report back tomorrow

I'll go for it

k

Only If.

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

No I won't.

Omg yess

no u

Nothing to lose I guess

Czech em dubs

please i'm really lonely

gimme

Pls

oke

How about within a week?

Best not be playin

Ok

ok

Ty

Roll

ok

baws plz

pls

kekeke le grill

Kek

Rolling...

Dubs checked!

miracles are hard to happen user i doubt you can make it happen

...

F*** off

Please

k

This never works

dont think thats possible.

like even if a girl im friends with already and i started dating i wouldnt call her my gf, even if we fucked

PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF SUFFERING

it doesnt have to be tomorrow

i got time

i rather be not a fucking retard, ill score a gf within a few months

Pretty please. I've been a good boy, I deserve something good in my life.

This never works :(

...

yes pls

Reply to this post or no mum

skillfully dodges thread. nothin personnel

pls
pls no

Traps arent gay

Doubt it.

Yee boi

It doesn't work :(

Pls

nice

i reply and my mom stays alive *and* i get a girlfriend

sometimes when im about to go to be i let my laptop run on the spot next to where i sleep so i can cuddle into it and pretend it was where my girlfriend was and she just got up to get some water or something

Absolutley

I hope so

...

Sure. I'm a lonely sad virgin living in a basement which I never leave so there is 0 possibility of me having a girlfriend

Tis a bait

That wouldn't be very pleasant

no i wont

Kek wills it.

I have strange dreams.

>about to go to be

Sure thing

stupid thread but i reply anyways

Dubs maybe

Tell us more user

mn

...

good thing i'm gay

...

>yfw
>mfw

OH BOY

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