REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
So, okay
OMEGALUL
But what will my wife say?
I accept
yes please
FOR ME TO BEAT?
Like can I get a new one? Or am I staying with my current?
But I can't afford one.
I Need it
where's pic from?
nah
You know the fact you guys are even posting in this thread means you will never have a girlfriend right? If you think so little of yourself that you have to try and rely on luck it shows you just how pathetic you are. Just talk to them like anyone else you pussies.
Ok
yeah and the next guy to post after me wins the lotto abd pays off all my debts
This better work op
I beg u
xd
But I have a gf already.
...
Bet I won't xD
What if I already do? :thinking:
Got a date tomorow, this will work!
maybe one day...
Would a female human get lost on my tiny island in middle of nowhere Finland? Or maybe plane would crash and I could save the only survivor and then she becomes my gf?
These situations are highly unlikely to happen.
LIAR LIAR PANTS AND FIRE
Worth a shot
I mean at this point it's my best shot..
>tiny island
Where? I'm a girl and i'm from Finland too
will report back tomorrow
I'll go for it
k
Only If.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
No I won't.
Omg yess
no u
Nothing to lose I guess
Czech em dubs
please i'm really lonely
gimme
Pls
oke
How about within a week?
Best not be playin
Ok
ok
Ty
Roll
ok
baws plz
pls
kekeke le grill
Kek
Rolling...
Dubs checked!
miracles are hard to happen user i doubt you can make it happen
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F*** off
Please
k
This never works
dont think thats possible.
like even if a girl im friends with already and i started dating i wouldnt call her my gf, even if we fucked
PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF SUFFERING
it doesnt have to be tomorrow
i got time
i rather be not a fucking retard, ill score a gf within a few months
Pretty please. I've been a good boy, I deserve something good in my life.
This never works :(
...
yes pls
Reply to this post or no mum
skillfully dodges thread. nothin personnel
pls
pls no
Traps arent gay
Doubt it.
Yee boi
It doesn't work :(
Pls
nice
i reply and my mom stays alive *and* i get a girlfriend
sometimes when im about to go to be i let my laptop run on the spot next to where i sleep so i can cuddle into it and pretend it was where my girlfriend was and she just got up to get some water or something
Absolutley
I hope so
...
Sure. I'm a lonely sad virgin living in a basement which I never leave so there is 0 possibility of me having a girlfriend
Tis a bait
That wouldn't be very pleasant
no i wont
Kek wills it.
I have strange dreams.
>about to go to be
Sure thing
stupid thread but i reply anyways
Dubs maybe
Tell us more user
mn
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good thing i'm gay
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>yfw
>mfw
OH BOY
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