G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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because i'm not a faggot

There are still drugs to be done, sex to be had, and rock and roll to be played.

Good question, probably because I'm too much of a pussy to go through with it.

one day i will inevitably die, I don't see any compelling reason to hurry that along

congrats on non-fagdom.
what drugs? what rock u listening to nowadays?
congrats on being strong enough to live.
good thinking.

i want to get some puss first

nah bitch i just got the good shit. gonna have to be at least until next week

because I have a slight chance of doing what you gif is doing...

g'luck man. i hope u gain pussy access soon.
what good shit u got?
g'luck with that.

Because I'm playing that long game suicide. I'll just keep drinking, smoking, doing drugs, fucking bitches, eating shitty food, and eventually my body will give out.

People think i just like to party but secretly i do it so i can die sooner.

Kek play that clip and this song

youtube.com/watch?v=JjEF5PQBuTg

A whole lot of MDMA, Weed, LSD, and Cocaine. Listening to that good shit.

good plan.
how is it going so far ?cool. i'm trying to get some edibles this weekend. wish me luck.

Well I currently have a fatty liver so I'm getting somewhere. I can't just outright kill myself. It'll break my kids heart. I'm looking at going around 50. I got 20 years left.

I am working on a big writing project. Also cowardice.

I won't kill myself today because I'm getting drunk and about to go skateboarding

Because I still believe europe can be saved from the sandniggers

my dog. im the only person that he's not scared of, so i have to take care of him.

I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids

protip: it won't

Then I will just fucking an hero

user, you just broke my fucking heart
i hope that dog lives a long and happy life

It's not the time suffering is petty.

Cause I have a dentist appointment, and breaking appointments is bad.

Death is non-experiencing. Life is experiencing, add to that that life has a limited time already set to it. Why would I end it pre-emptively?

youtu.be/JwfNASlfkbA

Gonna go home to gf later today, and spend the night there. Gonna be real fun.

why a fatty liver?
what will u write about?
drinking and skateboarding sounds unsafe. u've done that before?
lets hope so.
good u care about ur dog.
morning catholic bro.
aww
teeth cleaning?
great way of thinking.
awww. yall going to cuddle and stuff?

Good morning OP. How's life?

Wisdom teeth removal (two of them)

Yeah boi, lots of cuddling and stuff.

you just bring your ass to papa burgerland and we'll kiss your booboos and make it all better

I want papa burgerland to kiss my booboos and make it all better.

I'm less than a year away from getting my MBA degree.
I'm probably about a couple months away from getting promoted to manager.
I'm a week away from going on vacation and visiting my online teenage girlfriend for the first time.

Life's good. Why kill myself?

Because I'm aroused by the possibility that my mom might get fucked by my bully.

he will and call you son even if you're a women

From all the drinking. I drink almost every night.

You always create these thread while using a sexual video or gif. What's the purpose? Reminding anons that they are unhappy because they are virgins and hopefully, somehow, trigger their desire for suicide?

probably

did you just assume my meme?
I want a B52 to pick me up

meds be keeping me calm. plus too pussy to commit

Why do these threads always have "kill yourself" in all caps? You're pathetic for posting this shit, you're better off dead.

You might have autism, user.

the fuck is that gel for?

I like to read these threads in the morning

Dad?

testosterone replacement

Because I don't have to look at (you)

Because I rented a uhaul truck for Sunday so I don't want to lose my deposit

that's probable too

tis ok, man.
wow, u getting old user.
awww.. i miss cuddling.
except when its too hot.
sounds like all great things.
well at least you found your fetish.
idk. but that's a good theory.
yeah probably.
totally pathetic.
hi there. how r u?
son?

Testosterone should be injected you dumbass. Kill yourself.

Ok is better than bad, I suppose.

It's a vidya that's fantasy in the vein of Dark Souls, in the way that the current story is the focus, but there's cryptic bullshit that forms a history to the world

Like James? You said you didnt go on Sup Forums timestamp or faek

Cop bro here. Got the weekend off so gonna chill with the gf and laze around. Just realized that a while of pretty heavy drinking is catching up with me. Gonna have to slow down.

there's a con on tomorrow
also I don't believe in the afterlife
and I kinda enjoy life even if it is mostly playing vidya

literally says for external use on the packet

Because im currently not seething with rage, self pity and chest burning like i shot a ton of vodka. Tomorow however...

today is friday, go to bar meet ppl day. too good of a day to die

thread is more active this morning.

yeah, it's friday.
start of the weekend.
I did have a meeting yesterday at work, where i was kind of the star. and my boss gave me a compliment after. so there's that. bloodborne?
huh?yeah don't abuse it.
enjoy time with gf.
put penis in her vagina.great.
nice dubs. congrats on not having rage and pity.i agree.
nice dubs. agreed.
friday i guess people are more expressive.

Yo fucking faggot can you kill yourself today?

nice dubs. probably not user, but thanks for asking.
how r u today?

I'm working on earning some extra money so I can leave it to my mother as she lives alone so once I obtain enough, I'm out.

thats great man, but also stay alive so your mom would be happy for you too.

Cool. Always good to be in the spotlight a little.

indeed.
how was ur work week?
found any new astral bodies in space?

Nah, this week was nothing special at work. At home, however...

oh yeah.
almost forgot it's sex week at home.
#cuepornmusic.
you guys still exhausting each others sex organs?

I got her this time. Not much of an accomplishment, though, she can't tire me out when she's all tied up.

I got work at 4pm and I can't leave my mom alone in this world

idk i have come to realize i need to change, and if that doesnt work i need to dissapear

I don't have to. In fact, nobody has to. It is merely a matter of time.

Thanks. It's just hard to cut back when you can't be fun or the happy light hearted person people want without drinking. Gf unknowingly kinda is pressuring me to drink bc she can't deal with depressed me. But I kinda realized I can be normal new without drinking that much, and I don't wanna be like fatty liver user, no offense. I'm only 25 and its hitting hard. I quit smoking so dialing back a bit should be doable. Plus it saves a fuck ton on money. Now I only have to worry about the sad thoughts that will get worse... kek.

nice...
how long is your sex window?
tis good you care about ur mom.
change. go for it.
indeed. death is inevitable, why rush it.
dude you can do whatever you want, including "acting drunk and carefree" w/o the drunk crutch.

We've got 4 more days at this rate. I'll cherish every single one.

gotta mow my grandmothers lawn

Jury's still out

if it wont work out, then its time to dissapear
Dissapearing will be hard, since that will upset my family/ we'll see

Yeah man ik thanks. Will put penis in her vagina this weekend and try to be more carefree without it. Your threads are a good thing. But may I ask, why do you post porn with every one? Ik it's a signature, but I'm wondering if you watch a lot of porn.

four days of funk-nasty-sex.
cool
nice dubs.
mow it well.
mis-trial. gotta live.
how do you plan to disappear?
no particular reason.
i just have a ton of gifs.

We only have super kinky bondage sex once during the week. Tonight I'm planning a good old fashioned romantic lovemaking session.

Prolly Kms
since family looks sad everytime they see me

I'm getting closer to hooking up with my dream girl

No reason. At all. Aside from i dont want to upset people.

Myself tho?

I quit. Fuck this life and everything about it. Im too exhausted to care anymore

I enjoy Hentai too much to an hero

That was my goal until i crashed my shit the other day.

Now i get to die sad and lonely at 100 years fycking old.

LOL

It is far too late user.

This user gonna skateboard drubk and i can hardly speak drunk

Banged 30 or so broads.
Still depressed and hate myself. Gimme a rope

Hey user. Got a dui in kansas. Had a cdl.

First offence.

Court next week.

No cops at the scene.

What kind of punishment u reckon im in for?

tis good to have balance and variety.
no body like the lovey dovey stuff all the time
no body like being destroyed all the time too.nice dubs. but are you happy when u look in the mirror?
g'luck man.
how did you crash ur shit?
i know right. crazy.
vagina isn't the key to happiness.
what else do you do with your life?

Funny you say destroyed, before we got married I was terrified that I was too thick and I would hurt her.

Essentially i do nothibg with my life. I dont remember shit but im told i was piloting my var hammered wich i NEVER do and drove off the road slow as fuck ibto a shollow ditch and got stuck. Ambulance came, abducted me against my will, coos came, took me to jail.... etc.

nice dub-a-dubs.
did she adjust, or did you make ur dick smaller? lol. sucks that happen.
how do you plan to recover?

if i'm happy if i look into the mirror?, what kind of Question is that?, But ofcourse not i'm a disgusting no lifer, i average 270, hours in 2 weeks thats fcking pathetic

Turns out that I just have to spend a lot of time on foreplay so the damn thing goes in smoothly. First time we made love I had to pull out because she wasn't wet enough.

Oay a fuckton of money, likely do some jail time, they made me quit drinking....


So my recovery okan is too be even sader and broker than normal and without booze to cope maybe be depressed enough to finally eat a 12 guage and kms.