One shot at life

>one shot at life
>born australian

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>one shot at life
>born Jeb Bush

Feels good

>once shot at life
>born in Edmonton

Feels good cunt

fuck off chink

>one shot at life
>born a white American

kill yourself

>one shot at life
>born american
>get shot again

>one shot at life
>be American
>get shot

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Couldn't have asked for more.

Yeah I am actually happy. I feel safe.

>P..P..P..P-PLEASE NOTICE US MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN...ERR I MEAN CUNT!

fuck off you pandering cockstick

Came here to say this

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You sound upset

Your mall is nice.

wew lad

first time I going to the city coming from the airport all the dam oil fires made me feel like I was entering mordor

>One shot at life
>Born to white parents in a small white majority community
>Live at the ends of the earth, were melanin enriched individuals require "sunshine vitamins" if they spend long periods of time here

I never really considered my blessings until now, thanks Sup Forums!

this tbqh, feels noice.

>be australian
>lose war against emus
>one of the dumbest birds alive

Aussies are based

T.Floridian

oath feels good cunt

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>be Jeb Bush
>born in wealthy and powerful family
>marry a mexican goblin
JUST

All banter aside, all the anglo nations and their people are top teir.

so much chink

GUACA

>one shot at life
>born a socially inept NEET pleb that browses Sup Forums
And on top of that I'm Australian. Life isn't worth it anymore.

Lee Lin Chin is fucking rad cunt, bad example.

and beats the fuck out of niggers
>confirmed

True m8, Best in the whole World!

what did you say to me ahmed? you wanna get glassed cunt? we don't play that crap in qld.

Bit early for this cunt most of us are hungover

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oh you're only just waking up to the news? let me bring you up to speed. eurovision you almost won, right up till the last vote. your singer was a weeboo, Lee Lin gave the scores, and now pol thinks you're all chinks. it'll catch on tomorrow. enjoy your new status chinkstraya

I don't watch singing and dancing contests, mate.

>being Australian

>one shot at life
>born in Toronto

no but we were all laughing at you trying. the faggots from your great chink nation were hyped when they thought Auschinkland had won. how many chinks do you have as a percentage. 50%? some ausfags said 70 but i thought that was too high

Why are you so passionate about this? As far as I was aware, Australia was invited as a guest anyway. Both contestants were just leftovers from Australian Idol, nobody actually listens to them. I'm really not sure what you're trying to get at.

>Australians are definitely not cuck chinks

Went there once

All the Muslims, sihks and guck would not stop talking about nuking America

Typing out sounds kind of funny, but they would really do that

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Australians
>4% of Australian population
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_England#Demography_and_ethnic_background
>5% of English population

I'd take a million chinks over 1 mussie

>One shot at life
>Born in West Viriginia

look on the bright side, at least killing yourself will be easy, just step outside for a few minutes.

One shot at life, born in Philadelphia.

were you raised there as well? how many days did you spend on playgrounds?

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>london
>mayor

Based Fin Bro

Still live there, only nigs and chinks at the playground. Fun fact we have a fuckton of Russians so much so there is a little moscow.aka somerton.

>One shot at life.
>Have to run against Trump.

Nigger problem so bad you have to change fuel
>*life of an aussie*

>whiteman
>chinks

abos aren't niggers, they're like pathetic versions of a nigger
they aren't even human, they're wildlife

I don't know why but I've always liked this connection.

Kek

>born in anglosphere
How can you knock that?

Too right cunt.

>one shot at life
>born 3D

>you will never be austrailian

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>one shot at life
>don't know where to put this

moght as el kill yaself m8

>One shot at life
>Get shot multiple times in America

tfw born in melbourne, its like i won the fucking lottery cunts

is that nardwuar?

> one shot at life
> be a quarter mexican

Hi, neighbour!

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>tfw burger and Aussie bantz are my favorite part of Chinese fingerprinting board

Should I kill myself?

>killing yourself before the fire rises

these next 10 years will be FUN

>one shot at life
>born in swedistan

>one shot at life
>born as myself

>One shot in life
>Not born into a white upper-middle class American family

jdimsa

that video

At least chinks get jobs and don't rape women, Ahmed.

Came by plane. I love it here.

>one shot at life
>born NZer
>mother says "we aren't having any of that"
>dragged to Australia

>one shot at life
>not born australian

my every waking moment is pure agony