>one shot at life
>born australian
One shot at life
>one shot at life
>born Jeb Bush
Feels good
>once shot at life
>born in Edmonton
Feels good cunt
fuck off chink
>one shot at life
>born a white American
kill yourself
>one shot at life
>born american
>get shot again
>one shot at life
>be American
>get shot
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Couldn't have asked for more.
Yeah I am actually happy. I feel safe.
>P..P..P..P-PLEASE NOTICE US MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN...ERR I MEAN CUNT!
fuck off you pandering cockstick
Came here to say this
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You sound upset
Your mall is nice.
wew lad
first time I going to the city coming from the airport all the dam oil fires made me feel like I was entering mordor
>One shot at life
>Born to white parents in a small white majority community
>Live at the ends of the earth, were melanin enriched individuals require "sunshine vitamins" if they spend long periods of time here
I never really considered my blessings until now, thanks Sup Forums!
this tbqh, feels noice.
>be australian
>lose war against emus
>one of the dumbest birds alive
Aussies are based
T.Floridian
oath feels good cunt
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>be Jeb Bush
>born in wealthy and powerful family
>marry a mexican goblin
JUST
All banter aside, all the anglo nations and their people are top teir.
so much chink
GUACA
>one shot at life
>born a socially inept NEET pleb that browses Sup Forums
And on top of that I'm Australian. Life isn't worth it anymore.
Lee Lin Chin is fucking rad cunt, bad example.
and beats the fuck out of niggers
>confirmed
True m8, Best in the whole World!
what did you say to me ahmed? you wanna get glassed cunt? we don't play that crap in qld.
Bit early for this cunt most of us are hungover
oh you're only just waking up to the news? let me bring you up to speed. eurovision you almost won, right up till the last vote. your singer was a weeboo, Lee Lin gave the scores, and now pol thinks you're all chinks. it'll catch on tomorrow. enjoy your new status chinkstraya
I don't watch singing and dancing contests, mate.
>being Australian
>one shot at life
>born in Toronto
no but we were all laughing at you trying. the faggots from your great chink nation were hyped when they thought Auschinkland had won. how many chinks do you have as a percentage. 50%? some ausfags said 70 but i thought that was too high
Why are you so passionate about this? As far as I was aware, Australia was invited as a guest anyway. Both contestants were just leftovers from Australian Idol, nobody actually listens to them. I'm really not sure what you're trying to get at.
>Australians are definitely not cuck chinks
Went there once
All the Muslims, sihks and guck would not stop talking about nuking America
Typing out sounds kind of funny, but they would really do that
>en.wikipedia.org
>4% of Australian population
>en.wikipedia.org
>5% of English population
I'd take a million chinks over 1 mussie
>One shot at life
>Born in West Viriginia
look on the bright side, at least killing yourself will be easy, just step outside for a few minutes.
One shot at life, born in Philadelphia.
were you raised there as well? how many days did you spend on playgrounds?
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>london
>mayor
Based Fin Bro
Still live there, only nigs and chinks at the playground. Fun fact we have a fuckton of Russians so much so there is a little moscow.aka somerton.
>One shot at life.
>Have to run against Trump.
Nigger problem so bad you have to change fuel
>*life of an aussie*
>whiteman
>chinks
abos aren't niggers, they're like pathetic versions of a nigger
they aren't even human, they're wildlife
I don't know why but I've always liked this connection.
Kek
>born in anglosphere
How can you knock that?
Too right cunt.
>one shot at life
>born 3D
>you will never be austrailian
>one shot at life
>don't know where to put this
moght as el kill yaself m8
>One shot at life
>Get shot multiple times in America
tfw born in melbourne, its like i won the fucking lottery cunts
is that nardwuar?
> one shot at life
> be a quarter mexican
Hi, neighbour!
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>tfw burger and Aussie bantz are my favorite part of Chinese fingerprinting board
Should I kill myself?
>killing yourself before the fire rises
these next 10 years will be FUN
>one shot at life
>born in swedistan
>one shot at life
>born as myself
>One shot in life
>Not born into a white upper-middle class American family
jdimsa
that video
At least chinks get jobs and don't rape women, Ahmed.
Came by plane. I love it here.
>one shot at life
>born NZer
>mother says "we aren't having any of that"
>dragged to Australia
>one shot at life
>not born australian
my every waking moment is pure agony