You walk in your kitchen and see pic related how do you react ?

you walk in your kitchen and see pic related how do you react ?

Much grill, very dawg

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All those cunts and not a single sandwich is made. Fucking hell.

nothing but chips and chicken broth, smh tbh fampai

Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape

>tip fedora
>"...ladies..."

Hello, nurse!

Too old, too old, too old, too old, too old.....

What the fuck are you doing here

Walk to oven, turn on gas, light match. American hero.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Turn a 360 and walk away

God damn it you beat me to it

I count 3 x 18 = 54 fuck holes in this drawing. All of them need to be filled, ASAP.

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>360º
>move away

You all dumbasses that skipped algebra

grab AR15: " GET OFF MY GROUND "

are you guys serious?

and you are the newfag that skipping lurking

Sorry ladies, i have to practice rocket league.

skipped*

Hey ladies what you want me to cook?

''hey user join us for breakfast''

Baits weak bruh

Lmao it's actually the best b8 to call me newfag while i wasted my years here.

Didn't think that would actually work on anyone.

GTFO OF MY HOUSE

Les say you're legal.....

Turn around. Drop trow. Bend over. Sing national anthem with my butt cheeks.

let them draw numbers

let them draw their numbers

benis eat sleep

I would let them draw numbers

Once I walked into a sorority and the whole chapter was just sitting on the floor staring at me

ANYONE WHO IS NOT SPECIFICALLY HERE TO FUCK ME, NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT, RIGHT NOW.

Welcome to the buk- i-i mean, welcome!

>They all leave

Never go back to the house with a sorority girl. Sorority houses are dangerous places.

>algebra

Trespassers will be shot on sight.

>Ladies!, Ladies, theres enough for me to go around :^)

very sad, no asian.

Geht myself nude; point at one of them and say : first you. ; then 'point at next'

Smells like fish market

>What the fuck, I live alone. Thefuckareyoudoinginmyhouse
>Call the police

>no lolis
Turn 180° and walk away