TRUMP GENERAL - MOONMAN EDITION

LATEST DELEGATE COUNT FOR THE DON: 1,134 - TOTAL NEEDED TO REACH THE NOMINATION: 1,237 - REMAINING DELEGATES NEEDED: 103

SGOPET: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17 state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CA, SD- 5/23 registertovote.ca.gov/ cafortrump.com


UPCOMING EVENTS:
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH:
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac

INTERVIEWS:
>Katrina on Situation Room 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=vcOFaxyjkuE
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=G_aOC5_seA8
>Trump on ABC & NBC 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=pgEpB527hEU
>Eric Trump on Lou Dobbs 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI
>Trump on Hannity (+Reince Priebus) 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=r0iiBIlELcg
>Carson, Priebus on the Kelly File 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=RDLKcTESJl0
>Eric Trump on Kelly File 5/11/16
youtube.com/watch?v=U0ctyYprDVk
>Manafort on Hardball 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=t_gQ2iib14s
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=VOKDOEdijkI

ENTERTAINMENT:
'John Miller' interview
>youtube.com/watch?v=toruN-61dEU
>Shapiro Throws Twitter Tantrum
youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ
>Hillary’s America – First Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ
>Trump Explains in 3 Mins why Clinton Can’t be President
youtube.com/watch?v=RR6BXrURB0Y
>Best of Trump – Waterbury
youtube.com/watch?v=vlbEjG-M-v4

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/6h7ap-F1tTI
youtu.be/EKWx1KRi-xQ
youtu.be/7VcqSjXMhbQ?t=5m34s
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

CHOO CHOO

MOVEMENT

"SA for Trump"

fucking retard

Do you gringos really think a pinche wall can stop latinos from coming here? have fun wasting your money since mexicans aren't paying for your racist wall

>TRUMP WANTS TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES
>HE SAID HE WANTS TO KILL THE FAMILIES OF ISIS MEMBERS AND WILL FIND A WAY TO FORCE SOLDIERS TO DO IT

How do you respond /trump/?

TRUMP/GINGRICH

>force
he will just recruit Sup Forumslacks

TRUMP/WEBB would be better senpai

Trump wont do anything illegal because he's not an idiot.

>pinche wall
Build The Wall, Paco.

Then we cut our foreign aid to mexico. See how that works out for you taco chuckers, Paco.

I mean a genuine response that doesn't involve namedropping Sup Forums to a normie
This is a real thing that's been said to me

AWOOOOOO

Hillary is a war criminal and responsible for the death of over 100,000 mostly innocents

...

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Why is this tax thing news again?

I'm a Latino and I hate fucking spics.

Voting for Trump paco. Get fucked.

>pinche wall
>fuck wall.
interpreting.

Good, I hope a war a real war breaks out so we can stop this pussyfooting.

no bully Mako poster OK

Webbslingers got put on suicide watch multiple times after Trump kept saying he wants a Republican.

I would love that but it isn't happening, Gingrich would put any VP fuckboi Clinton picks on suicide watch.

How is that different from "business as usual?"

I only bully satanic retards.

Ever heard Trump use the phrase "ZEROS" while making his hand sign?

That's OP

NEW TRUMP VIDEO

Donald Trump Walk

youtu.be/6h7ap-F1tTI

>trump is john miller

thats it guys. i was sucking dick for kasick before but im now #feelingthejohnson

Fucking great, let's get er done.

Directed people to this thread, mine will be recycled

It'd be more efficient to drop an A-bomb. Kind of surprised he haven't suggested it yet

I AM NOT TRIGGERED ENOUGH TO WRITE A BLOG POST, BUT YOU GUYS HAD BETTER NOT POST MORE MAGA TITTY MONSTERS LEST I DO

>OMFG MAYBE DRUMPF ISN'T AS RICH AS HE SAYS HE IS THIS WILL STUMP HIM FOR SURE

Nothing will come of it, it's a red herring

WOO HOO

Hillary has committed war crimes. Hillary already has killed the families of people who weren't even members of ISIS.

No..How could he stump, people would throw rocks at him. How could he glad hand he would be met with hate. Also he can't get on 80% of the ballots now.#NeverTrump failed on every level. They should have back Cruz after Trump swept super tuesday. Instead they wanted an establishment cuck, now they get Trump

catchy

AWOOOOO~

Why is everyone freaking out about using John Miller to troll WaPo, when the WaPo is literally Amazon's John Miller

Fucking Chicano I hope Trump hangs you and your ilk.

~VMENT!

WOO-HOO

NEEEEEEEEWWWWWWTTTTTTTTT

Let's not forget about that southern wall.

SMfag check in.

>73852158 Saw Eric's lion suit in a thread a couple night ago. That was cool. I hope he comes around again and gives us something to do.

MAGA

You are right, after careful consideration I am now voting for Jim GIlmore

>Cruz
>not an establishment cuck

He put on a good act, but he was just as owned by the banks as the rest of them.

The proof is that RMoney, the Bushes, Graham, etc. all endorsed him, and now refuse to endorse Trump.

Also the millions of dollars he received from Wall Street - which surpassed even Jeb.

I forgot to save the graph, but someone must have it.

I hope Trump chooses Huntsman as his VP, having a Mormon running mate will increase his chances of winning western swing states.

turns out it was on twitter and that was a fake

Yep he had me at... uhhh... whatever he said, I forgot it.
youtu.be/EKWx1KRi-xQ

>western swing states

No such animal.

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>Tiffany, honey.. sweetie... you were a mistake!


JUST

AWOOOOOOOOO

Utah isn't that important.
Plus, being a mormon didn't win Romney New Mexico or Colorado.

>TRUMP GETS 1488 DELEGATES

Bummer.

Goodbye, Donald
Thank you for all of those delegates

I'm worried Hillary and Bernie have both been planning for a Sanders Vice Presidency and Bernie has been "running" against her merely to amass popularity.

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I honestly question whether or not you're here to support the cause or derail threads.

Now I'm sad that this crazy fucker never made it onto the debate stage.

What a shocking waste of meme potential.

Every state is important user. We need every state we can get to fight the blue states. God damn California isn't fair.

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Behead those who insult Tiffany.

>Trump says he used to be pro abortion until he saw a child that was supposed to be aborted grow up to be a success.
>He may be talking about Tiff

Why Mormon?

I think Xenu has broader appeal.

This was the best Cruz meme. Why do they always drop after we figure out how to meme them. Someone posted it and two weeks later he was done. Kasich eating a week later he was done.

you guys are too powerful for your own good

Getting some built up shit posting on, mainly the awoo face atm. Just had a phone wipe, so I'm remaking stuff due to not having anything no moe.

Same happened with Yeb(!).

Unfortunately this is the purpose of our memes. We stump our enemy into oblivion and then they are no more.

I can't wait until we do it to Crooked Hillary.

Que paso paco? Afraid your fat wife will gobble another mans burrito while youre building our Wall?

Tiffany is best girl

Sup Forums is a board of peace

Behead those who insult tiff

Donald, it's 11:15PM and I just got off the phone with you- no, MY delegates.

Sanders is too old and Hillary wants Goofus or Creepy Castro as her VP

>Getting some built up shit posting on,
So to derail the threads.

At least the suspicions are confirmed for when I blatantly ignore you

For the same reason he dropped out only hours after Trump exposed his father as being an operative in the plot to jfk JFK

Nobody was memed harder in the history of electoral politics than Jeb.

>I'm glad I can't smell your shill post through the moniter. It would smell like shit and despondency like the DNC in July.

yet

I wanna see the same faggots that called McCain "too old" talk shit about Bernie

Can trumpgen recommend a good movie to see on Netflix?
I wanna see something with high suspense, energy, and great acting.

Yeah, he's ADD Chan, lord of forced memes.

who you talkin bout willis?

Cruz came close

Whenever you mention Tiffany (peace be upon her) you should always post a picture.

>high suspense, energy, and great acting

taken

These are my favorite Hillary memes

Jeb was never mocked to his face in public like Cruz was in Indiana.

He may have become a punchline, but Cruz was literally bullied out of the race when he'd pledged to stay in until the convention.

She isn't picking Warren unless Warren wants to destroy her reputation among the fucking progressive cult.

>>Hillary’s America – First Trailer

Please don't. Dinesh D'Souza is a cuckservative. There's much better anti-Hillary videos going around than this.

That's a weaksauce fucking argument. I
If I were Soros in all of my creative kikery, I'd know exactly what to direct my puppets towards.

Nope, not derailing. Seems to be on track still. Normally I'm shopping 40k, other stuff. I want to shop Awwo. So it is shit posting, to a degree that I do better shops then these.

>tfw weekend

A time to relax, but also a time when Trump is relaxing - so there's nothing new to talk about.

I hope Trump has even more crazy shit waiting for us next week. The last 3 have been ridiculous.

isn't there an equivalent to one of these on hillary's feed?

>pinche wall

Sup Forums produced and album for god sake. It was brutal
Start at 5:34

youtu.be/7VcqSjXMhbQ?t=5m34s

Just another moment of appreciation for the greatest tweet of the entire election so far.

Forgot the H, Hyperactive. Energy to burn for days. And so far, I've just forces this awoo face to go on things. That was accident damage

>it's literally fucking sean bean
I guess he'll die in the next bombing

"Low Energy" will be studied for decades, such simple yet effective insult. In 2 words Trump systematically destroy a person and possibly an entire political dynasty