F16 crew chief here

F16 crew chief here
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Whats it like to work on an inferior fighter?
Why arent you on the f22 crew?

Pussy

How many crash per year?

Its great cause our jets dont break down as much as the 22's
And they didn't let me, those assholes

welcome to my world kiddo.

You a chairforce airman? Why F-16? Thought they were outdated with f-22 and f-35's out now. Unless the f-16 serves a purpose that the f22/f35 can't do? (Which I doubt). Unless I'm guessing your a reservist getting hand me down equipment... any good stories nigger?

I think so far this year there has been 4

All hail the keyboard warrior

how ready are you if you were to be sent to bomb some shit like NK or some shit.

Livin the dream, whats your afsc

Do you wish you had more BRRRRT?

Hope your not the fatass. His mouth is even open like he's imagining more food

Can you hook me up with those keychain things they put on missiles that aren't armed. Its like a red ribbon. Its cool AF. I need a few for my jacket.

Who is the F16 to swarm and overwhelm the enemies because we have so many

We can launch the shit in 5 min

F16 = lawn darts

Do you ever feel guilty that the amount of money it takes to make your 1 plane could send 360 kids to college?

Let's send an f16 to bomb your house to see how effective it is

Ebay is the place to go my man

What exactly does a "crew chief" do?

What are they called my dood
Inhales toxic jet fuel and dies of numerous cancers

5 minutes you say isn't that kinda slow?

Not at all cause its for Merica

Lol. An f16 bomb? Maybe fire a few gun bullets too faggot.

We are incharge of maintaining and launching the aircraft

Its used mostly for the Wild Weasel mission, and is the flagship of the demonstration team.

I'm stationed at the largest F-16 base in the USAF, so my knowledge is limited.

So are you wrenching on it or flying it? I don't see where there's room for more people on this? Unless you oversee all of this. As like a manager kinda deal?

Look up remove before flight tags

Yeah I figured you'd have to be fully brainwashed at some point to get where you are. Ok, well whether you acknowledge it or not, out bloated Military budget are literally taking food and knowledge away from your own people. I'm not saying we don't need an army but we could prob scale back a little and still be ok

How many safety wires have you done?

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Are you at shaw?

Gay fggt

Noice.

Can you refuel/rearm an F-16 in less then 7 minutes?

Asking as that is what we do with four conscript on our Gripens.

I turn wrenches and replace tires and take off and install major components of the aircraft

>360 kids

i will never stop laughing at you little twats that think the world should be handed to you.

go save a fucking dog or send money to those poor fucking cunts in africa you see on tv with flies buzzing around their eyeballs.

or better yet, take your hard earned money (if you know what that is) and pay for my kid to go to college.

I just said that to fool with ya i honestly think we are spending too much

Unfortunately. Been here a while.

Miles and miles my boy

Snap on?

As am i, but im on a tdy right now

Red Flag?

Faggot

Are pilots a pain in the ass to work with?
I picture them as divas

We can refuel in around 10 min, our full tank of gas is around 11600 lb

Post this on /aceg/ on /vg/, they'll get a kick out of it. They're complete Aerophiles.

Too many dumb kids already go to college because entitlement when they should be out working and making their own living

You know it, shits nice

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Yup

They must have shit for range carrying a JDAM.

He's as crucial as the pilot

>you fucktard snowflakes

Ever use the arresting wire as a jump rope?

I wish I could go TDY. Only time I've left is for deployment...

When you get sent on missions are you aware you are fighting for corporations and not the American people or are you obviously just following orders?

EMPLOYEES MUST RINSE PENIS

and call in specialist for crap like avionics, I would assume. I was a chief on C-130s.

Where is the masturnation pod?

M47 india here

How many f16 would it take to bring down a f22?

INDIANS HAVE PLANES? DO THEY HAVE MASTURBATION PODS?

Not OP but most of the flight crews I've worked with were pretty chill. They really don't want to piss of the guys that are making sure their planes actually stay in the air.

Yeah I get it, you have nothing else to live for accept killing who someone else has deemed your enemy. Blah blah blah same old story that's as old as mankind. Hurry up and get PTSD so you can come back home and it be taken care of by the same government you're fighting for

It depends some Pilots are super chill and make jokes others are strict and by the book

They have MIGs afaik

what do you do if as a prank someone pisses on the electricity? what is the TM say to do?

Gotcha. Kinda like hassling your waitress

Is it crashing in training or what? Do you guys try to blow them up or recover them if they crash some where overseas?

Who says I'm not working my ass off? Entitlement is not the issue, Greed and War Mongering is the issue

What about the kids who literally will never be able to afford school no matter how hard they work? You have just proven you are the entitled one

how long does it take to go from recruitment to working with planes on a daily basis? flight school and such

Gtfo faggots. There plenty or trap/fur threads for you to be on

>entitled one

>have worked for the last twenty years to get what i have

>blood and stitches i give to my profession

>not yet 40 and my back is broken

>entitled

i would like to kick you right in the twat you little shit.

Ever have any run ins with SF. Hear they can be nazi guarding the lines on the tarmac

Get in line

See. You're a prime example of some one that could go to school. Learn what a dictionary is and then use it to make a real arguement instead of digging yourself into a bigoted little pit of anger.

Also, I'm aware this is Sup Forums and faggot is a compliment given to any and everybody

Wow look an F16.
Im so impressed.
They are about as useful and relevant as F104's.

Whats your job

Well that is horrible and I'm sorry for you honestly. I guess the computer is your only means of connecting with the world now and I'm happy you have that. Of course you are allowed to think what you want but i really do feel sorry for you and others who are in a shitty disposition. Feel better dude

Where's all the hot airforce sloots?
Smash any out?

I am aware

Yeah we colon specialist for electronic stuff like Navionics and weapons

Just 1

Are you saying that only people that feel and think the way you do are allowed to contribute? That's some fascist shit right there

Stfu

We piss on the brakes to make it smell bad

Why do I doubt that? Why even invest and build and have f22s if they are no more effective than f16s?

I'm sorry to hear that. I truly hope your path leads to fulfilling life and you achieve whatever your goals are

Haha

The F16 only Crash from there are accidents and there are Specialists that are there to pick up parts of the aircraft after an accident

It took me around 9 months sub training to get to work on jet

>shitty disposition

by that do you mean working for a living and understanding the value of the things i've earned and not giving them away?

i feel sorry for the people that think life should be easy and handed to them.

but hey, you're the future i guess. make the world a lazy and more (entitled) place for those that come after you. your parents did a great job grooming you for it.

Ever did blow off the wing or windshield?

Haha. You just a silly boy with nothing to say

some people prefer fighter jets whose oxygen system doesn't try to kill the pilot

Those words were carefully chosen and precisely delivered

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I dont even know man

Do you get horny flying? i love horny men in uniform

That's not what I mean but you raise an interesting point about values changing as a whole. I'm genuinely curious about what the future holes in our values will change, I'm sincerely hoping that we move In the direction where we start appreciating what they have and working hard to achieve what they want