Hey, one of you fags post a selfie I can send to this chick to continue my troll.
Hey, one of you fags post a selfie I can send to this chick to continue my troll
Daniel Morales
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Dylan Sanchez
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John Hernandez
Doin it. Hold up
Carter Price
Prepare for incoming.
Parker Roberts
kek
Eli Phillips
...
Asher Howard
hahah i died reading this lolol
Nolan Sanchez
GET NUDES NIBBA
Eli Reyes
If you can get nudes from a Shrek pic you win the internet.
Cameron Robinson
Shit I probably could. She still doesn't get it's the wrong number.
Easton Collins
Pull that pussy out for daddy and show me
Eli King
Show daddy your ass.
Leo Bell
Send her this
Jonathan Perry
Soon..
Luis Hall
Buump
Josiah Hall
Yes. After she gives the goods.
Jordan Kelly
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Wyatt Ward
Bumpity
Evan Morris
Oh god my sides
Connor Turner
What's the story here user? Do you know her? Or has she texted the wrong number and now you tryna get nudes?
Isaiah Diaz
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Dylan Morgan
I do modeling man but i look really young it sucks or i would have done it
Charles Taylor
Yea wrong number
Jonathan Wilson
The funniest part to me is when people are so stupid they don't even get obvious puns
Jaxon Martinez
Fuck. Abandon ship gents.
Carter Green
kek
Jackson Gonzalez
ALPHA AS FUCK
Josiah Smith
Kek
Jordan Rivera
She's calling me, I think she is pissed
Noah Nelson
shit dude you didn't make yourself sound enough like an ogre, she doesn't believe you're really shrek
quick tell her a witch cursed you or something, we can still salvage this
Nicholas Miller
Ass pic for ass pic.
Connor Long
Shit rip dude, but you need to be alpha
Camden Carter
awnser with shrek sound board
John Campbell
Listen to this guy
Sebastian Cook
ANSWER WITH THIS youtube.com
Tyler Carter
i would die laughing if that happened
Jason Carter
Alpha this shit
answer and just act normal but be alpha about it
Charles Torres
Jeez she must be on drugs I can salvage this.
Thomas Diaz
You better check yourself before you Shrek yourself
Benjamin Bennett
kek OP this
Nicholas Thompson
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Nolan Nelson
tell her to put the onions on her tits
Robert Morales
SOMEBODY Oo°oO0nce
Isaiah Barnes
Dude I swear...
Jack Taylor
told me
Joshua Howard
Soundboard would have no benefit for you guys. I'm on a phone.
Levi Clark
tell her to shove a onion up ass and show pic!
Jayden Moore
Holly fuck
Jack Gomez
tell her to put on her robe and witch hat
Isaac Mitchell
She's basically retarded. I've had girls like this hit on me before. She probably spends her free time doing adderol or something. I doubt you're going to get much more out of her aside from variants of "dat be dis" and " ey daddy" or the occasional burst of swearing when she realizes you're messing with her
This kind of person is what those weird dipshit kids you knew in highschool grow up to be
Luke Martin
What has my life come to its 3:49 at night and iv got all star on loop looking at shrek cocks
Adrian Stewart
user, don't play with black magic.
Ryan Ramirez
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Charles Morris
>the name of her actual boyfriend
Evan Martin
What a life
Andrew Perez
she does look like a crack whore
Kevin Brown
well, i mean it IS on topic after all
Jackson Johnson
Living the life!!
Carter Cook
This thread is truly amazing
Levi Evans
This was her last text. I vote for spamming shrek cock
Dominic Howard
Yep, shrek cock is the way to go.
Good run mate.
Kayden Edwards
Holy fucking kek
Wyatt Stewart
I second that motion Mr. President
Carson Sanders
It'll never be ogre
Luis Gray
Government affiliated =Postal Worker
Liam Wood
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Samuel Foster
>spamming shrek cock
Jonathan Gutierrez
...
Easton White
I was thinking professional welfare recipient
Ryan Rogers
Ahahaha.
Liam Mitchell
Fuck
Easton Jackson
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Jayden Williams
*works for government*
>Bus driver
Kayden Martinez
Best thread in a while, bravo user.
Easton Green
Show her the Onions.
Dominic Edwards
Goddamn, this thread can't get any better
Lincoln Gray
It said affiliated with the government, not working for it. Welfare is affiliated.
Aaron Adams
Screen cap dis shit
Joseph Diaz
Can we find out her name and tell her happily married husband about the "daddy"?
Brandon Murphy
She's like.. A meth addicted hornet
Caleb Diaz
Bring it back user, tell her you were sorry and you were just messing around.
Jose Torres
> SEND NUDES OR GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SWAMP
I'm dying here, OP!
Bentley Smith
Hey user, your defense is that she came onto you first
Henry Davis
tell her to find your location and come there so she can take that shrek dick
Cooper Phillips
Don't do this OP. It makes you look like a beta faggot. No, you need to be an alpha like shrek
Gavin Flores
"the intelligence agency" for "the gub'ment"
> more shrek, less bullshit lady
Parker Johnson
God damn she wants the dick.
Elijah Bell
Chill bro
Asher Garcia
Holy shit shes such wigger trash
Christopher Lewis
Tell her you just didn't do anything wrong so how could you be arrested? eh?
Levi Moore
Tell her to give tits or she'll suffer the wrath of weaponized autism.
William Gomez
Its not ogre yet, tell her the hacker known as Sup Forums got into your phone and said that stuff
Samuel Robinson
Don't listen to this. Give her the onion.
Anthony Turner
Trips demands it
Elijah Russell
I'm not saying to end it there. Just make her comfortable again. Then continue with the fun lol.
Logan Turner
trips are love, trips are life
Isaiah Bennett
Dubs + Trips = bump
Cooper Taylor
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Juan Ortiz
bump
Nathan Rodriguez
it's an oklahomatard