experienced swinger AMA
ron paul Sup Forums
i just turned 30, im drunk and stoned, and contemplating life. the only thing interesting about me is my sexual experience, so ask me anything you want. my wife and me are both bi, we have been together over 10 years, and spent the last 4 years having sex with other people.
ps. the word 'cuck' will be ignored. either use the word properly or you are a child who knows nothing about nothing
was it hard at the beggining? did you worry about your wife going full bitch and cheat on you whenever she wanted? do you even care if she cheats on you?
My wife and I want to bang with other people around. How is the best way to get this going?
Aside from exercise what are you now getting out of sex
good question
cheating is very subjective. everyone has different definitions of what is considered cheating. of course for most couples it means any sexual contact of any kind, but some crazy bitches will go as far as saying that even talking to someone of the opposite sex is cheating. in the end, cheating simply means doing something behind your partners back, whether its sexual or not. technically, having sex with someone else isnt cheating so long as my partner is okay with it. and why wouldnt we be? its just sex. everyone wants it, everyone has it, and we live by an archaic set of religion-backed rules dictating when, where, and with whom it is acceptable.
it was nerve-wracking in the beginning, then super hot, now its more of a release. she is afforded the opportunity to bang whoever she wants, she just has to be honest with me about it. I have the same deal. no reason to lie about it. but if anyone starts lying, game over, because there is literally no reason to.
as long as you both are into the idea, just do it. or are you asking how to convince her to go for it?
how the fuck are that guy's arms so big but still so undefined?
I was honestly expecting a shitstorm of invasive and offensive responses, kind of let down here Sup Forums
how's it feel being A CUCK OP?
ask your dad, user
What else besides excersise are you enjoying
I have lovers as in all access baby im kinda jaded by fucking
So what is the kixk for you im left wondering
We are both into it. Just don't know where to start. It's not quite what you do, I just figured I'd ask.
Have you double penetrated your wife with another guy?
i mean.. exercise is a by-product. a lot of effort goes into pleasing two women, especially if you and the other dude are in a battle to out-perform each other. mostly i guess its the thrill of the new. a new person, a new body, a new set of wants and needs and a new challenge to please that person. keeps things interesting yo
well we started on omegle just fooling around and letting randoms watch us. then we went to a local sex club and banged with a whole crowd watching. from there we role-played and pretended we had another person in the bedroom with us, eventually we made the leap and invited someone to play with us. dont jump in blind tho, always have an exit strategy, and you and your partner must agree that what happens in group sex, stays in group sex and cant be used as a point in a future argument.
yes. one of our closest couple friends is pretty adventurous so we go the extra mile. we DP'd my wife together, and we double-vag'd his wife together.
Aren't u afraid she'll find a better man in her adventures? Me and wife are trying to get into this situation but I am insecure and am afraid she'll find a rich guy with a bigger cock and want to leave me for him. How do I get over this fear? I know she loves me, we've been together almost 5 years and recently married. I want her to enjoy her life but I can't get past my own hangups which is really the only thing keeping us from moving forward. Also she finds weird guys that call her darling which I feel is something a dad would call his daughter and someone who said she's "so babe." Which I just find cringy. Do you have any say in who she hooks up with and where she finds them? Also what are talks rules?
Good advice. Perhaps Omegle is a good place to start. Thanks user.
>battle to out-perform each other
Shit i fuck for nearly 2 hours
You might need to sit back watch order a,pizza wash the laundry eat and do the dishes while i lay pipe
My dad is dead. Asshole.
Does either one of you take on a more dominant role in the relationship? I'm not a "cuck," though it seems like all the porn I can find even similar to what I'm into is labeled as cuckold. I want girls I date to be willing to do whatever or whomever I say (obviously respecting pre-discussed limits) but I don't want it to be about humiliating me, I want it to be that she is so submissive to me that she does whatever I want. Do you have any tips on starting a relationship similar?
Don't you miss the exclusivity of your partner? Knowing that you and only you can be with her.
But isn't it way easier for her to find plans than you because guys will fuck indiscriminately? Doesn't it bother you that she could rack up a kill count 10x the size of yours?
that is such a silly fear to have. and i will explain why:
human beings are fucking cancer. you arent the best at what you do, and you never will be. no matter how good you are at everything you do, there will always be someone better. AND just because your wife might fuck someone someday who pays more attention to her/has more money/fucks better doesn't mean she will just run off with him. give her some fucking credit and stop being a baby.
swinging is about experiencing things you don't normally get to. in the same way you hope for a big-titted bimbo, she is hoping for a big-dicked stud. she wont leave you for him any faster than you would leave her for him. swinging would be pretty boring and pointless if you could only experience people less talented than your own partner. as a couple, establish your ground rules and boundaries before you do anything, and make sure you are both involved through every little detail. too many people assume that an open relationship means you both just go out and fuck whoever you want. do it together, and keep things fair.
glad to help
big deal, i can fuck for two hours. we met a guy once who could fuck for a whole weekend, nonstop. it sucked for all of us though, even him, he was frustrated that he can never cum. my wife was frustrated that she couldnt make him cum. i took TWO naps while they tried. HE envied ME. its all subjective user. the ability to thrust like a mindless idiot for two hours (or more) doesnt make you a god.
shit, that means I owe some dirtbag $1000
I have more or less become the dom, because she is very indecisive and a poor judge of character. protip regarding the internet: sad losers will label virtually every video out there as cuckold for some reason or another. threesome? cuckold. interracial relationship? cuckold. swinging or gangbangs? cuckold. people are idiots. do whats right by you.
probably couldn't handle being a cuck AND having you as a son.
Do you use condoms? I am married but sleep with other women, and the condom part sucks. I guess it goes with the territory though.
Have you ever "pimped" her out? I've had a few girls interested in having me pimp them out to friends but it seems risky. Same guy who asked the cuck question by the way
Why would he ask his dearly departed father when op is a pro at it?
interesting thread and OP seems to know what he's talking about. nice.
I enjoy it when threads like these aren't just turned into jokes immediately.
nope. after >10 years its fucking boring. we know eachother so well we can make eachother cum like crazy in less than a minute. it's all quickies nowadays. once in a while we still have some one-on-one, but its more for the romance than simple hardcore fucking.
it doesnt bother me at all, because we dont play apart. we play as a couple, that way we arent just roommates with benefits. we hook up with other couples, or on the odd occasion, a guy or a girl. rarely we will let each other play solo, but only with people weve both hooked up with several times before.
always, unless on rare occasion with someone we are very VERY familiar with.
you have issues. we always use rubbers, except on the very rare occasion with people who know VERY intimately as close friends.
high five!
refreshing if rare for Sup Forums
>big deal, i can fuck for two hours. we met a guy once who could fuck for a whole weekend, nonstop. it sucked for all of us though, even him, he was frustrated that he can never cum. my wife was frustrated that she couldnt make him cum. i took TWO naps while they tried. HE envied ME. its all subjective user. the ability to thrust like a mindless idiot for two hours (or more) doesnt make you a god
I didnt put it in that light i was even kinda joking
Why make it sound like it rubs you the wrong way
Sorry, I think you misunderstand. The girls themselves wanted me to pimp them out. I would definitely enforce protection being used. I just like the idea of "free use" among my friends.
But she wants to just go out and fuck whoever, while I'm allowed to do this too, it's the guys she meets who just want to get their dick wet who I don't trust to give two fucks about our rules and just see how far they can take it. I'd like to explore together but she wants to do things separately at first.
Naturally Lil goy. Lol.
ever three sum, one hole?
doesnt rub me wrong (giggity). everyone wants what they dont have, thats also why we swing.
my mistake. i have no experience there, i'm not against the idea its just everyone we hook up with is more about the mutual pleasure playing-fair kind of thing than the actual S/M or dom/sub type thing.
I would strongly advise against playing separately in the beginning. at that point you arent doing anything as a couple, you arent doing anything with your partner in mind, you are just... being selfish. i've seen it before and it never ends well.
i've never witness three cocks in one hole (at the same time anyway). had a few 5-ways though. furthest i've ever been involved in was double-vag.
>furthest i've ever been involved in was double-vag.
wouldn't the friction of two condoms break both of them? Or is that a myth?
Not three cocks lol. Double vag or anal is what I meant, thanks for the insight.
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it probably would. but in this case i was a third for my bud and his wife. he was bare, i wore a rubber. lots of lubrication courtesy of her insanely high sex drive, and lots of stimulation courtesy of his huge prince albert.
righto. yeah double vag as i just mentioned. ive had a few friends DP my wife with me before too, one in each hole. my wife is the only woman to ever let me fuck her ass to date, because of my excess girth most women let their hubbys have the back door.
How many STD's boi
zero, because we aren't hoodrats and/or trailer trash
the benefit of couples-fucking-couples is that in a serious relationship that shit is pretty hard to hide.
Do you let other guys fuck your wife? My wife and I fuck other girls but I don't let her fuck guys. We both know it's a double standard but she gets off on me fucking girls and shes not into other guys.
Do wiksbthe cuck?
You said something about contemplating life. What do you mean man?
if it works for you, it works for you. but the average swinger couple tends to avoid one-sided couples like you. nothing personal, but we put great emphasis on fair play.
nothing depressing. i left a job of 6 years to open my own business, and its thriving. i just look back at all the time i wasted earning peanuts making other people rich and wonder if i could have done things differently. mixing hash and beer has that effect on me
You are more interesting than you give yourself credit for haha. I want a business of my own, I'm 22, and putting myself through hell paying tuition in full, working full time and saving up to move out. No time for play unlike you lol
Should I just let her fuck a random stranger and get it out of her system? She has fetishes that I'm not really into and she wants to explore them. How should we approach this?
Can confirm. I did an open relationship, where we each saw our own side partners. It ended horribly. Caused excessive trauma in an otherwise good relationship of 4 years. I thought group sex was a bit much, but still wanted to swing, so I pushed for having our own side partners. It worked for 2-3 months then blew up horribly. Jealousy, mistrust, competition, etc. Started hooking up for all the wrong reasons.
How's the lifestyle community in your area? Are you near a major city or out in the boonies?
When I was your age I was in the army trying to figure out why my lower back was so shitty. You have a looooong way to go user, it's never too late to figure out what you're going to do with your life.
Not the best idea in the world. If she needs to bang someone so bad, and not have you involved at all, perhaps being in a relationship isn't her thing?
Unfortunately I see this every day. I am almost constantly approached for advice from people who just want to jump in blind and get their rocks off, or achieve a threesome because 'every guy should have at least one'
I live in Montreal, one of the sexist cities in the world, party capital of canada, and the home of north americas first legal swingers club, a magical city where strippers will give you a fully nude contact dance for $10
I mean she tells me when she's meeting them and we have our rules which again, I trust her, I just don't trust the guys. I'd like to be able to fuck a bitch if I wanted and she wasn't around, but she's bipolar and I'm not. I just don't know how to go about setting boundaries. I want what's best for our relationship but the idea of doing things as a couple first make her uncomfortable, while I think it's better, but how can I say who's right when we haven't done it. What's they best way to find other couple? Look for poly meetups or swinger meetups?
try hotwifing: she's allowed to go out and do things with people with your permission, but she has to keep you updated throughout with pics, videos, texts etc.
strangely enough, craigslist has been our best source of success. it's pretty shitty and shady for singles but, couples have nothing to hide, and there are a LOT on there. after that we spent time on adultfriendfinder, couples can get a gold account for free in most cases.
i still strongly suggest you do things together at least to start, and if she isnt responsive to that, maybe don't do anything at all. any tiny issue can be magnified a thousand times once you involve other people... a disaster just waiting to happen.
Can you elaborate on hotwifeing?
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hotwife typically involves a man sharing his wife by sending her out to meet a man. everything she does is with her husband in mind. she is being sexy with another man for him, he is calling the shots, he is dictating the scene, and he is receiving constant updates and visual media about whats going on. in essence, she is out making him proud.
>"or you are a child who knows nothing about nothing"
so they would know everything?
Yup.. It was bad. She still thinks swinging, all 4 in one room , doing it together, is better. I keep thinking that it will cause her emotional trauma though, because she's a jealous type, and if she can see me fucking someone right in front of her, I think it'll fuck her up.
Didn't you feel self-conscious when fucking someone right in front of your partner? Do you guys focus more on the people you're fucking, or do you look at each other more?
Do you feel self-conscious like, you can't make it known you're enjoying the sex TOO much? I feel like if I'm fucking the other girl, and my GF is watching, I can't be natural, I gotta keep reserved like this new girl isn't nearly as good.
How do you decide where to blow your load? If you do it on the other girl, does your wife get jelly?
jealousy is a perfectly normal feeling, and even several years in we feel it every time. but thats the feeling we strive for. obviously if you channel that feeling into anger or contempt you will have problems, but if you channel it into passion you can have an amazing time. you just have to be able to think logically, and understand that you are both equals. you do the same thing as your partner, nobody is doing anything wrong.
that being said, for guys its very natural to get caught up in the moment, the thrill of someone new makes us easily forget about our partner, and she can end up feeling left out. it is absolutely critical that you spend more time concentrating on pleasing your partner than your guest, and she must do the same to you. there is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying yourself, thats what sex is all about, but you have to put great effort into reassuring your partner that they are your number one.
when it comes to blowing your load, just ask. "who wants it?" is totally fine. if you are too shy to ask, just give it to your partner. your guest is disposable, at the end of the day it doesnt matter what they think. your relationship is priority.
bamp for questions, gonna pass out soon
Why are there so many men into pegging and so few women willing to do it? This has bothered me for a long time now, so I hope you can clarify.
Who wants it? The guest actually ask for it sometimes? I always assumed the cumshot was the part when things get weird.. like, another guy busting a nut on your woman, or you on the other woman..
Do you meet up and fuck right away, or go get drinks first? How do you start sex? Start with your own partner, side by side, then slowly invite the others over?
Do you typically fuck a few times to make the night worthwhile, or is it just a one time go?
What if the other guy finishes first, or you do? Do you just chill and watch? I picture a potentially awkward scene where one dude is sidelined for like 15-20 minutes because he busts too soon.
Respect.
No idea. Perhaps its some idealogy that women create in their head about the perfect guy, who takes charge and doesnt answer to anyone (chicks LOVE a manly man, no matter what they say to the contrary), and meeting a man who wants to be pegged completely shatters that ideology, as he will be taking on a submissive role.
In my experience when I ask who wants it, both girls will jump up. But if you dont ask and just go for it, whoever you dont pick will feel left out. It's a strange thing, the female brain.
We like to do a meet and greet first, after that it's good old-fashioned honesty: "this was great, we would like to have sex with you. are you busy saturday?" or "we aren't getting the kind of vibe we like to get, let's keep in touch and see if anything develops". people respond very well to honesty, over ghosting (which is what most people would rather do). if we do meet up typically it's an all-nighter, from sundown to sunrise. none of the guys cum until they are ready to call it quits. the rule of thumb is never be the first guy to cum, even if it means you spend most of the night using your mouth/hands instead of your dick, depending of course on what you are capable of.
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Cuckboy
Fucking from sundown to sunrise...what kind of substances are you and your partners using to fuel this?
Thanks for the advice C U C K
Sorry, but this is cuckoldom
Exactly what a cuck would say.
But someone's gotta cum first. Why can't it be me?
after a sex party with another couple, its rare but sometimes the girl will come to us behind their mans back asking for more. out of respect for you and your mental retardation, I usually turn her down.
its especially funny when she tries to break us up and get me all to herself, but in defeat she returns to you instead.
just good old fashioned alcohol, sometimes weed. when you have two women attacking eachother with sex toys while the men watch over a few beers, then jump in with a marathon of oral and fingering, its not uncommon to see the sun come up before the guys even take off their pants.
it very well could be. the idea is just to not finish until the end of the night. nothing more awkward than cumming in the first 10 minutes and having to watch hours of everyone else having fun.
>we double-vag'd his wife together
you're my god. i wish my wife had ever been into anything like that. she caught on that i was a naughty boy when we got married and acted the part, but she went normie on me over the years (pretty quickly actually).
Thank you for answering my question. My wife bought a harness and a dildo after I marriage hit some trouble, but I can tell she isn't really into it. I'm not that manly and she loves me just the same. Appreciate the insight, though.
How do u get a woman to go home with you without a date
What kind of shape are you and your wife in? Or what's your lifestyle to be able to get so many partners?
sauce please
OP how do you verify that other couples don't have diseases?
Also how often do you and your wife get checked for diseases?
It's not all fun and games, the sheer amount of stupidity, lies, drama and bullshit you have to put up with to get where I am is staggering. 9 times out of 10 you are ready to give it all up because it just isnt worth the headache. That other 1 time will make it all worth it doe.
incept the idea into her brain that you will give her intense pleasure, and also dont fail to actually do it.
when we started i was working myself to death making peanuts at a piece of shit construction company. your lifestyle has nothing to do with it, you need confidence and charisma. nowadays i own a business and pull thousands of dollars a day, the sex hasn't changed a bit.
google image search: foursome xxx
we get checked a few times a year. when you are dealing with couples, its more of a trust thing. couples dont hide things the way a single guy will. plus in my country, lying about a sexual disease is as bad as rape, people just dont do that here.
>its not uncommon to see the sun come up before the guys even take off their pants.
jesus, i dont know what would break first, my wife's pussy or her mind
>nothing more awkward than cumming in the first 10 minutes and having to watch hours of everyone else having fun.
What kind of limp dicked faggot cant get hard again all night after cumming once.
Get off the cuck truck.
luckily my wife has a condition that affords her the ability to orgasm indefinitely at the cost of never achieving satisfaction. typically she is the 'last man standing' so to speak
spoken like a guy who hasnt literally fucked a minimum of twice a day for over a decade, and also works for a living and maintains a business and a house
get the fuck out of here little kid
Nah, spoken like a guy whose cock works. Stay cucked, limp-dick.
big difference between sitting on your ass all day jacking it to pornhub over and over, and keeping three people sexually satisfied over the course of a weekend, under the influence of drugs + alcohol, having not slept in 36 hours, starving and dehydrated because every fiber of your being is screaming at you to keep going
you dont even know what sex is you little prick, when your mom is done washing your crusty socks, tell her i said whats up
Youre clearly not keeping your wife satisfied if you need extra people to get her off, cuckarooni.
hah, I wasnt even talking about myself but we cant all be stamina-studs young man, Im actually gonna come by next week and teach your parents what an orgasm is, if you want you can sit in, give your balls a tug and learn something for a change instead of playing video games calling people cuck all day like an 8 year old on xbox live
looking forward to your visit, cuckboy!
me too, eager to try you out as a fluffer. maybe you cant handle any pussy thats not represented as pixels on a screen but you sure know how to clean up a stray load
That looks like the couch and set of blacked.com . :(
Heh, nothin personnel, kid!
>personnel
>when underage virgins try to talk shit and end up braying like an uneducated jackass instead
stay in school bud
i love the way you are thinking. the problem is not to have sex with another person , the problem is if everyone in the couple is okay AND if noone lie about it .
lying mean game over for me too
Guess what kid, ive fucked more women than youve even looked at! And my stories are true too, i am not a cuckboy!!
I've never seen non-chubby/fat chicks that are into swinging. Maybe just in a bad city?
You see, the problem is that OP is making all of this up. Can you believe it??
the problem is that the average person will lie and lie and lie to achieve sex, but when you are in a couple things are different, you cant lie because your partner knows everything about you already
>expects to be taken seriously
>throws around the word cuck
>is still braying like a jackass
just because you named your fleshlight doesnt mean its a real woman
could be. usa has heavier people than other countries on average so its more likely to see that
implying i have a reason to lie
Youre right, who would lie on Sup Forums? People dont just...make up stories!
if you dont believe, why waste your time here?
Because its fun taking a shit on cuckboys trying to impress other cuckboys with their fantasies, my dear faggot.
>misses the point of the thread, his own deluded fantasies take precedence
>
don't go down this road, man. The moment it 'starts' you will feel a sickening and gut-wrenching feeling as your woman begins getting physical with another. You'll internally be screaming for it to stop while you yourself are too immobilized to do anything. You will never look at her in the same way. She will never respect you in the same way. It's irreversible.
You should be afraid and insecure.
That's the feeling I do get. I know she won't leave but you're right that I won't look at her the same.
thats an archaic mindset if i ever saw one
"my wife enjoys sex and would theoretically enjoy sex with another man the same way i would enjoy sex with another woman so now somehow she is worthless to me as a person"
just stay single, you literal human waste