What does Sup Forums ask of Mr. Meeseeks?

What does Sup Forums ask of Mr. Meeseeks?

Go onto reddit and never leave it.

OOOHHHHHH, CAAAAAN DOOOOOO

Mr Meeseeks, my father is dying of COPD, can you save his life?

Come back from reddit. Come to my house and we can have some "fun"

My daddy died from an Oxycontin overdoes when I was 9. Can you bring back? pls...

Can you search a gf for me while not trying to harm me directly or indirectly?

kill this poster, any that suggest you come back from reddit, and never come back from reddit unless it's to kill those who suggest otherwise.

...

Mr Meeseeks will try to kill you.

I would like to take 2 strokes off my golf game.

Take 2 strokes off my golf game, please

Demonstrate the easiest way to kill yourself

Give me a blowjob.

>user tells Mr. Meeseeks to go onto reddit for an eternity
>Mr. Meeseeks has yet to return...
Fuck you,

Lol

Are you keeping you shoulders square

HE HAS RETURNED

If I had a meeseeks box Id just use it every time I needed a hug.

Id never jerk off myself again

Handjob, definetly handjob

Are there female meeseeks?

I want to be a more complete man