What can I do to increase testicle size b? Is there a safe way to do so? What's your opinion on my size?

What can I do to increase testicle size b? Is there a safe way to do so? What's your opinion on my size?

have you seen that one south park episode

No I haven't.

Grow them.

How so?

>Is there a safe way to do so
Your actual testicles? Aside from getting cancer, no. you can increase the size of your scrotum sack by injecting fluids into it though.

I don't be believe there is away. You're stuck with your baby nuts.

So I'm just stuck with what I have? Is it bad?

Bro, no chick will ever GAF about the size of your fucking balls.

Pencil dick with no balls.

go somewhere hot. If its cold then your scrotum retracts into your body. When its hot it loosens up and dangles back down

Stop jerking off and they'll look normal.

Topical caffeine will make your dick smaller and make your balls look bigger when unerect.

Ask /d/ for more information in the SPH threads.

It's 90 degrees in my room. It's hot as fuck. :/

And I only masturbate like twice a week. And why sph thread in d?

Thanks... :/ it's actually about 4.5 inch girth so it's almost average.

And my goal isn't to make my dick smaller in comparison to my balls. I'm trying to make my balls bigger.

...

Why not? You look like if you shaved, youd have a cute little package and skinny dick.

Fuck you fags who keep telling me that. I'm not gay.

You know what a basket ball pump is?
Stab nut sack.
Pump you cuck.
Bigger sack

anyone like my balls?

Balls are great, dick is... gimme a better angle to look at please.

here ya go

lol i jack off like 3 times a day and my nuts are huge

Stick testicles in microwave, faggot

Nice pencil dick

Hmmm can I see it lubed up or oiled?

You know I love your balls.

/r/ low angle with some taint. I beg you to teabag me.

sorry lol i dont have any pics of it like that

this is the lowest angle i have

Can you guys stop commenting on my dick and saying it's a pencil? I'm looking for testicle growth.

Alright I like that angle solid 8/10

massage them a lot maybe?

yo op have you met big dick doug

he's floating around this place somewhere

#BDd

Does that really make a difference?

HOLY SHIT I WAS IN THAT THREAD, some one called me weirdo. I wanted to see more

Oh, I know. I must have seen that sack around for a year now and will continue to beg till I get my wish.

Do you have an air pump for a basketball?

I ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE, READ THE THREAD FAGGOT

ty for the rate

i massage mine and they hang low

lol ill do it one day

Sorry Dad

Sure bro, always willing to see nice cocks

#>notgaytho

How long do you massage? One of your testicles is twice the size of my whole sack lol.

Apology accepted. Have nice night

i'd let you suck my nuts no homo lol

lol thanks but i dont think theyre quite that big

idk like 15 min

it makes it easier if you are warm

how many times is this fucking pic going to be posted? kys

Gimme more dick and balls, any cum?

I would be way more concerned with the pencil dick situation

jeez sorry

here ya go

The more posts the better it gets noice.
>show me the cummy

Barry?

Oh yeah, those are some good balls man. Good job!

Idk dawg all my gfs have been into my balls... sure it's not a deal breaker tho

sorry op i didnt mean to take over your thread

sorry no cum

lol thanks

ikr almost every girl ive been with has said something about my nuts

Damn... well get something with cum or lube and then come back my dude

>stillnotgaytho

Get chlamydia, made my balls swell up pretty big.

microwave the balls makes them grow im told

Why are muslims awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?

top kek

I send my condolences because I feel just terrible for you. May you find happiness in another life.

Because not all Muslims are the same, just like not all Christians can be blamed for the Spanish Inquisition, or all Americans for drone-strikes on Syrian schools, or all fucking idiots for your bullshit.

why the fuck do christians get awarded it?

just increase the temperature in the room and your ball will droop down more.

Because they earned it on the field of equal opportunity?

right because muslims and christians are totally on equal footing

The bottom of the pyramid is being an American citizen (if that's a requirement; I don't know or care). The second step can be (and is here) religion. There are many steps or levels you must ascend to get a Nobel prize

what the fuck are you even talking about dude

I don't know. I've been awake for about 23 hours and have consumed over 1000 mgs of caffeine in that time.

It made sense when I wrote it.

dont do that kinda shit to me man, its hard enough as it is