So I'm extremely overweight and looking to fuck. Whats the best route I can do that with?

So I'm extremely overweight and looking to fuck. Whats the best route I can do that with?

Dieting losing weight and fucking a girl would be easy.
Just eat a salad in the morning and something for launch and you'll be good bro.

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Didn't you think that you're fucking disgusting when you ate burgers on a daily basis? Being fat is equal to being disabled. Just eat healthy food. no bread,no sugar, no SODA AT ALL. You hear me? No beer, cola etc, all that kind of shit... Eat like eggs or salad, drink shit ton of water, dont eat after 5 pm. Alos avoid salt too. That's bad for your health as well. Good luck

What food can I eat throughout the day to keep my mind off of food?

Best route? Maybe around the block a few times.

My work starts at 4pm till mid night. I typically don't wake up until 2:30pm. What do?

1. take a shitty job at a place where lots of worthless desperate semi-attractive roasties work (i.e. Target)

2. Always have weed for them to smoke

contrary to popular opinion... there are girls out there who will suck dick for weed or just when high

If your willing to spend money, just get an escort

The job I work at hair tests me, so I can't be doing anything within the last two weeks of the month.

just drink a shit ton of water also eat a apple or somthing small every 3 hours or so if you feel hungry, that is what worked for me.
Also don't give up if you cheat, just try to get back on the diet. Good luck user

Where do I get an escort in North California? Do I have to pay for a motel too?

Prostitution is your best bet honestly. I see the same pro every week and we have a decent friendship. It's not bad honestly.

guess you'll have to try on the time tested tradition of getting 18 year olds drunk then

Just look on backpage, usually the escorts have a room all set up. All you got to do is pay and fuck.

I don't mind slutting myself out to others, but the most I can take up the butt is a finger

drink water like the other guy said. Anything involving only vegetables is fine. Cucubmber, tomato and red onion salad with olive oil, lemon juice, salt and pepper for example. or just snack on celery sticks.

Another thing is that, your body doesn't register the feeling of being full until at least 20 minutes after eating. Stop eating after a small portion even when you want more food and wait an hour. You probably will feel fine. Definitely is dissatisfying, but that's how the body works.

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Why does my body my feel full after I eat with plenty of water t go down with it?

In the morning have a slightly heavier meal, during the day eat small but healthy meals. Avoid sugar and carbs. Also fruit is ok but too much has too much sugar.

I am not sure how far you are, I am losing weight and gaining muscle by changing my commute to cycling to go faster. A good condition would be nice if you get laid.

Things like eggs small portions of meat and veggies are always good. If you want a salad think about the dressing, need it sweet add a bit of hunny but don't overdo it.

I am still fat about 107kg and I eat like some Greek yoghurt with musli in the morning and lunch during that time I eat about two pieces of fruit and drink a lot of water. In the evening I still have a hot meal but try to make most of the meal veggies.

I have more energy, became thinner stronger, more confident and overall happier. Also avoid alcohol I finally got over that I only drink on the weekend now.

I hear if you kill yourself you receive 72 virgins...
your fate is in your hands, user. best of luck