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If you had $40 000 or your country's equivalent, what shares/stocks would you invest in?

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vanguard or something

Probably invest in something like chain coin, master node at 1k coins and they're down to 25k sats each at the moment.

You could get 58582.32 coins or 58 master nodes for $40,000. Tghat would give an anual income of roughly $8891.4 at current price, which although its not enough to live off of you make your money back in 5 years guaranteed and if the price of the coins rise then you make more obviously

Also, I should add this would be tax-free, because well you just don't tell the tax man about it. cash out in regular but small amounts and diversify your investments.

Anything to do with the growing chinese consumer class. Take Alibaba for example, a sort of chinese amazon if you will. Their share prices have doubled over the last year. Just look at western markets and try to find the upcomming chinese equivalent of that.

chain coin was a pump and dump scheme by some tarded youtube traders

Spend it on drugs and hookers ffs.

Alibaba
DineEquity
PacWest Bancorp
HanesBrands
SandRidge Energy

CS:GO skins

Porn is the only stable industry in a volatile market

Yes and no, currently it actually has one of the best return on investments of any crypto master node. If you look at something like dash you need to spend over $170,000 for a masternode that only nets you %5-%10 per annum but with the huge buy in. The pump and dump was actually really good for chain so now it's cheap to get in on

This is a surefire way for OPfag to lose his money. ANYONE claiming a guaranteed ROI this big and fast is scam.

OP, Slowly invest in etfs. The market is REALLY high. I'd put 20 in some vanguard ones you'd like, or the SPY. Or do a good dividend value stock like Apple. Low up side if the market stabilizes but you collect dividends. Buy at least 100 shares and sell short calls against the shares you own if there's upper resistance. Profit.

Save the other 20 if your positions go against you in a market correction. Cost average by buying them at Lowe price. Don't go all-in out of the gate. Never do that.

Intrust bank stock.

I am considering this tbf

I'm an avid lurker; holy fuckj does it smell like summer in here. The financials industry is a bit of a personal hobby for me, so this is my watchlist attached. It's free advice, use it accordingly, I am a Canadien so these are mostly TSX stocks, but some are also NYSE or NASDAQ... should be awake untli 5 am CST if you have questions on any

I have no idea what I'm doing when it comes to this, I literally just thought "Hey, my inheritence is coming, I'll this stock shit people bang on about"

Any and all advice is welcomed, I'll see if I can find any of these on Hargreaves & Landown and have a looksie

nice chicken scratch
how about your prove yourself by showing us your bank account

$snapchat

i would buy lots of whores

Would do if I had anything worth showing.. I'm born in the 90's so just give me some time. My grandpa didn't earn 20k in annual dividends until he was retired

Amd, Intel currently holds 99% of the over 12 billion dollar server market, but Amd has just released a very compelling line of server cpus that is expected to take at least 10% of that market

This guy
>although porn in the uk is about to go black market

90s kid here too, fam.

Thank you, I was considering something to do with either Intel or AMD as computer tech will only expand
I've read the list of what isn't allowed. It's like half of my kinks

There will be new bills released starting to ban things more generally so it will become really vague what is and isnt allowed. Unless you're willing to publicly announce your kinks in court the gov are just gunna railroad you into a plea deal

What? Really?

I might move to that one village in italy where they're offering you like 2k (and a house, I think) if you go there

It's probably a cult of cannibals or something, but getting eaten sounds alot better than people knowing I like watersports and prolapses

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exactly. If you get a fine/penalty/restriction etc. You're never going to fight it.

this is old but will never stop being true
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yeah I'm 95 so just finishing university.. .luckily with little debt cause SK's economy has turned down with oil. Check out NVDA as well, they've made ridiculous gains in the past year, and signed huge deals with some auto mfgs. (TSLA & F; IIRC) AMD is a nice choice too, but I actually like IBM better than Intel because of their AI exposure (research Watson!!)