Man City vs Swansea

get in here and lets watch more fake sports while we wait for the superb owl

MC XI: Caballero, Clichy, Kolarov, Stones. Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Sane, Sterling, Silva (c), De Bruyne, G Jesus / Subs: Bravo, Kompany, Zabaleta, Fernando, Navas, Aguero, Delph

Swansea XI: Fabiański, Martin Olsson, Naughton, Fernández, Mawson, Routledge, Cork, Fer, Sigurðsson, Carroll, Llorente / Subs: Nordfeldt, Kingsley, Amat, Britton, Narsingh, Dyer, Borja.

POOP is doing a meme formation today so you know this one is special.

What the fug is that line-up?

>Clichy, Kolarov, Stones

o i am laffin

shhhhh, its just memes now

lads

LADS

>poop

>Defending is easy lads

>That back line.

Why pep? just drop silver and use a back 4!!

City match thread is my job

Jesus hattrick incoming

NEVER go full meme

Aguero is leaving this summer isn't he... ;_;

>Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola says he is having trouble working out how overcome Swansea City this weekend. “I am trying to find ways we can attack them and I can’t find it,” he said.

What did he mean by this?

Can't handle strong Welsh lads

is
---------Caballero
-Kolarov-Stones--Clichy
the worst back line in the top 10 in the prem this season?

there aren't any welsh at swansea.

getting his excuses in early

nah, having bravo there would make it worse

You're finished around here kid. No one cares anymore.

Maybe if the flip is about you can find someone to talk to.

Pep is a fucking madman but I admire that. Hope it works.

>You're finished around here kid

>what's intriguing about him is that he's a boy, but look at those thighs
kek

>look at those thighs
I look at footballer's calves too.

>bravo just saved gabriel's shot in warm up
gj confirmed for shit finisher

Hopefully it will turn into a 5atb when needed, really don't want Llorente raping with headers

You sure he's not just using Fernandinho at right-back? He already did it once (or maybe it was Fernando)

adding sane and sterling to an already shit back 3 wont help you win headers

Sterling and Sane as wingback you dipper

Very quality front 5. Can't say the same for the back.

>three atb
>no wingbacks, just wingers

god bless you pep you absolute madman

>tfw your IQ not high enough to understand genius Pep

>play 4231
>lose
>play 4141
>win
>play 3241
>?

What if they win and pep goes to 2242 next

What happened to the tunnel?

They're carrying out some renovation work at the moment.

Renovating it

Same thing is being done at anfield

>tfw want to meme hard on poop today but you know they're gonna win anyway

He's been an uninspired lazy shit for a while now. My hesitation is that Kelechi isn't that great imo
Kompany also needs to go

I mean at least one of the two DMS dropping back, Yaya has been used as a CB in Barcelona

wonder who could be behind this post

its memespeak, i bet hes found tons of ways his players can expect to fuck up swansea on every level

wtf was that?

they're doing that incredibly retarded thing of having a window on the side of it so corporates can look at the players through the glass like a zoo

>have 2.5 months during the summer where the tunnel isn't televized every other week
>don't use that time

>wingback
No, wing forward.

How long until Pep unironically plays a sweeper?

What if he plays Bravo as a Libero

Plays out from the back but doesn't have to save

>dinho at right back
rused

>two posts in a row talking about sweepers
ahhh

>all these empty seats

fucking hell

>bravo on the bench

I don't get it Big Dan

>it's 4141

put on narsingh, push on fernandinho and there's a guaranteed red

>tfw to intelligent to play conventional line ups

>Color off

how is he still at this club?

Can't sell everyone when they're on high wages

...

>he was only pretending to be retarded

>it's a Mike Dean episode

>Playing Yaya as a false 5

Sane really starting to show up

>implying they want to sell
he's unironically the first name on the teamsheet

Wasn't a pen
Welcome to England, Gabi

why is he so worried?

>2 players in corner

>Man is called Jesus, perfectly normal latin name
>British commentator insists on calling him "Hayzoous"

Why is this allowed?

>that recovery and composure from jesus

goat

>swansea

A Belgian saying welcome to England

Hahah

Literally next Ronaldo

JESUS SAVED US

thank you Jesus

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Haha good fuck Swansea.

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JESUS

AGUERO TO MADRID CONFIRMED

THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS TOO EASY FOR JESUS

SHIP HIM OFF TO CHINA

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So long, Aguero.

>Bob bradley was a mistake

Aguero on suicide watch.

Swansea betting btfo

Has Aguero finally been JUSTED?

jesus CHRIST how good is this little shit

at least sell Iheanacho to a team who needs him then

G-ZUZ

>the absolute fucking state of aguero right now

Take a good look at his face, he's so much more likeable than Neymar

Wow Poop season saved. top 4 confirmed

>The 16 year old brazilian manlet with the megalomaniac name scored

Hooray

Vintage sterling
>destroy defender
>awful pass

...

Please gib Everton Ihenacho for when Lukaku leaves.

>tfw City literally have the two best strikers in the league
>one is on the bench

feels good to be rich

Didn't these blue guys have some ebin comeback a few years ago?

he may be using disgusting spanish pronunciation, wasn't listening

yiss

Our NBC people say "jay-zeus"

he'll go to Serie A like all >our surplus strikers

These fucking commentators may.
Jay-Juice

WHAT DID I SAY?!
HE'S GOT THAT HUNGER THAT DRIVE
AGUERO WOULDN'T STUCK WITH THAT DEVELOPMENT
GABBY
A
B
B
Y

Swansea please get relegated and gib Sigurdson.

It's how we pronounce it. "Hay-zus" sounds Spanish

>a brit Achilles trip

fucking cancer you are

>tfw bet on BTTS
lads Swansea can do it r-right

His permanent expression of confusion is already pissing me off.