What the fuck do we do about the balding epidemic?

What the fuck do we do about the balding epidemic?

Go bald

Estrogen stops balding.

We shave our heads and grow beards

Euthanasia so the degenerated genes don't spread.

Lower testosterone.

Also gives you a nice pair of titties so it's win/win

So consume massive amounts of Soy?

black cocks

cypro / estrogen

personally I find estrofem is a bit more effective

Shave your head, I'm not balding and it's what I do at the moment.

Yes.

Also, pueraria mirifica will stop balding in its tracks.

I have great cranial aesthetics, don't give a fuck.

>pueraria mirifica
it's a meme it doesn't do shit
these on the other hand...

So it is either become a Thai man or go bald. Sounds like a lose lose

Fedoras

...

Its not balding. It's God letting you know he wants you to be a nazi skinhead.

By not having shit genes

>qt grill
>ugly balding man
seems like a pretty easy choice desu

salutations rato

If you don't want to be a tranny, you can just take finasteride.

Literally stop spreading shitty genes.

I think we need to sleep more. I just got back from Cambodia, none of the natives were balding

Hello ted

This is the only correct answer. It's what I did as well.

Hello rattoo

A chick with a dick thou. Thats gay nigga

If balding makes you not a man, why does long hair make you a fag?

A lot of men with good hair genes are typically bi-sexual. I.e. they like to have their poo packed for them.
Balding is a good sign you're an alpha if you can accept it and make it part of your persona.

Save up and get a FUE hair transplant, it's how all the celeberties keep their hair and the only permanent solution.

only for all the boys you'll be fucking desu

it's perfectly straight for a qt girl to suck dicks

hello rato

wew lad this chinese glassblowing forum thinks this is spam

why Soy?

Castrate manlets chinlets & balding men.

>testosterone levels high enough to bald
>low enough that I can't grow a beard

As long as you still fuck girls, your life gets to become some sort of doujin

Stop being a millennial faggot.

Stop caring what little girls think.

Lift.

>father still has full head of original colour hair at 57 with poor health
>granddad had full head of hair until death
>uncles all have full head of hair in their 60s
>inherit amazing head shape
>be skinhead
>dark hair and pale skin so hair follicles still visible and people can see I'm not balding

>XY
>girl

Clipper shaved heads are OK but shaved smooth heads are fucking vile and look good on no one

Im 27 and I havent really started balding yet so I assume ill have hair for the long haul but I noticed the last time I got a haircut it seemed like my hairline around my temples thinned just a little bit, how can I stop it?

I thought about Finasteride but I read that only prevents a certain type of balding

start lifting

The only people who've had a problem with my balding is... other men. I've done fine otherwise. Much better than when I have golden locks.

the balding rat holds no power anymore

Hello, Cruz.

>fantasies

Pretty sure the whole lifting fad has passed by now. Thank god. Exercise is a shitty waste of time

not with that attitude!

Has something in it that is close to estrogen or some shit.

Of all my shit genes, heart failure, ass cancer, astigmatism only 5'11"etc. The one thing I do have is thick luscious hair. my father is in his 60s and still has a full head, and I constantly have to request for barbers to thin my hair out.

Bald people are the next step in evolution, trust me, goy

Does soy sauce count?

But you're still under 6ft.

>not inheriting balding and having a great head shape is a fantasy

Ok Sven.

Comes from the mother's side, unlucky.

it's a meme you need the real thing for it to work

Why would you think that? 6'1.5". Which seems about average where I am.

>not being a scrawny weak faggot
>ever a fad

Balding also skips a generation.

It's normal. You get a more "adult" hairline. No more one inch above your eyes.

Just embrace it baldy.

>Flashing your virtual penis and exaggerating its size on the internet.
>Surprised people think you're lying

>Britbong logic.

as someone who has read hundreds of articles on the subject, i'm fairly convinced that it is diet based. People are so quick to say it is genetic but genes only further aggrevate the problem BUT don't cause it.

The true explanation is pretty lengthy, but have a look at Danny Roddy and Ray Peat's work on diets to understand this.

Also, as a sidenote, it's important to note that the introduction to heavily processed food and complex carbs in our modern era, has caused a rise in bald men. Due to our diets, both genders have also started to bald earlier.

I think this might be true to be honest, do people in Cambodia sleep a lot? lol

>My dad and both grandparents aren't bald
>Thick robust hair
Feels great

tfw balding Mediterranean

Only 22

>Pretty sure the whole lifting fad has passed by now

You're joking right? Lifting has been a prominent part of western society since the late 1970s, there are gyms everywhere. I think people like you have given up on any hope of turning your body into a more capable vessel in life.

so what kinds of food should we avoid and what kinds of food should we eat?

hello rato
not spam

Yes they do. They don't actually have anything to do most of the time so they sleep alot

good evening mr. cruz

Hello rat

Stress can cause balding as well.

RIP

hello rato

This ain't gonna be spam senpai.

Blame your mom for your baldness.

Myth. Baldness genes are inherited from both parents.

the soy sauce chooses you

My dad is bald and I have 4 brother with full hair.

JUST TELL US THE DIETARY GUIDELINES DAMMIT

I'M IN THE HOT SEAT BRO I'VE STARTED TO THIN

Stop having shit genetics.

source?

Good for your brothers.

>doing something to make you stronger and more masculine, have more energy and a stronger willpower

this is a fad.

saxon blood here can confirm its the noble hairline

My temples receded a little. I'm just getting sperm frozen, then going on finessteride.

also, why is the picture of this guy balding NOT EVEN THAT BAD

seriously, the guy in the picture still has all his hair connected. so what, he has deep peaks. if his hair stopped right there, he just looks mature and wise

Start going bald. Not worth the pain.

>heavily processed food and complex carbs in our modern era, has caused a rise in bald men

Oh, are you sure it's that and not the electromagnetic radiation from our electronic screens, or the chemical pollutants from our modes of transportation?

I perceived that if I sleep a lot it seems to be good for my hair and skin. Hard to always have time to sleep 10 hours a day though.

yea the jews had it right with those religious hats that cover up balding

Oh look, an Australian faggot

Stop internet porn. It's worsened by masturbation.

because fear and stress are important in contemporary economy

It's from dehydration/no sun. Get on Vitamin D supplements.

balding has been around for fucking ever, there's no real cure, everyone will try to sell you bullshit(diet, stress, /x/ tier conspiracies, testosterone) but it's all a load of horseshit, the only thing that causes permanent hair loss is genetics

your only chance is to catch it early and use "big 3" and get a hair transplant and then keep on the "big 3" for the rest of your life

fortunately for baldfags 99% of men lose hair throughout their lives, none of the hollywood hair is real; usually transplants or hair systems

I'm not a faggot it's perfectly straight for me to fuck boys now that I'm a girl :)

Reproduce young and die early. Or you could get a hobby and trade skill instead of worrying about your hair like a woman. Having substance to your character is terrifying but I think you can manage it.