What happens after you die?

What happens after you die?

you have a funeral

www gometropolis.org/orthodox-faith/concerning-death/what-happens-after-death/

The same thing that happened before you were born.

The same what happened before you were born.

You'll wake up in Universe A.

I drop a deuce on your grave.

Its a little hobby of mine.

I don't know what you did to deserve it.

But you prolly did something.

Why do you ask?

According to the Bible death is like sleep.

>die?

stopped reading right there

people rejoice

well they have a head transplant in december "Earlier this year Italian neuroscientist Sergio Canavero shocked the world when he announced he would perform the world’s first human head transplant. This week Canavero announced the procedure is scheduled for December 2017"

so we may find out this

It's being rescheduled every 6 months. Don't expect it to happen anytime soon :^)

The pain stops.

>so we may find out this
Find out what?

This whole stupid shit starts all over again.

And you are none the wiser.

What you're really afraid of is what happens if you try to live, OP.

You get buried.

You log out of the game and check your stats.

You start browsing Sup Forums all day

They throw all your stuff in the dumpster and rent your apartment out to someone with poor sense of smell.

You're body is made of atoms, they will be part of other matter, just like it always has been for billions of years, you are just using them for a very small moment in time.

This isn't always true though. Some people are made of other things than atoms.

For example, Donald Trump is made entirely of KFC and jelly donuts.

Before I start to live I'd like to figure out why.

"Why not" is not a valid answer.

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That is fucking hilarious

Heaven or hell repent matthew 7:13-14