Share something interesting about the last person to have your dick inside of them

share something interesting about the last person to have your dick inside of them.

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compulsive liar

...

HIV

that I've been molesting her since she was 8yo, she's 22 now, and we're married

gave me mono

Her poetry was terrible

Black prostitute who claimed she used to do porn. She was older. $250 an hour. Says she smokes Angel Dust on the reggie. Damn...

my fat friends fatter sister. god i hate looking at her cause she said they look the same and ever since then i see it

She's a doctor and my wife of 7 years.

she was a homeless passable tranny teen with pierced tits, nuff said

Contortionist.

Got her pregnant

66 years old.

I'm 21.

She wasn't my wife...

Love of my life, but we might not make it. We have been together for about 4 years but she's having some existential quarter life crisis which I don't wanna put up with cause it's just gonna end with her fucking some dude and bein' all "It isn't my fault, I'm a victim!" cause women are children who cannot take responsibility for their actions.

So that's a development in my life.

she gave me gonorrhea.

She's my girlfriend and we're in a healthy monogamous relationship. She's not the best looking girl, but she's caring, sweet and traditional like me. We're starting a family.

She is an Olympic gymnast... go to college with her and work in the same place at the university

first time I bust a nut in her, she went "wow, that was a shooter"

I went like wtf, could never look at her the same way.

Like who the fuck says that? "That was a shooter"

Her nudes have been posted on Sup Forums

And not by me

My slave
Will beat the shit out of her tomorrow.. she loves it

Her vagina was the tightest I've ever been in. I think that means she's the one.

she was my 33 year old cousin

Or being raped made her tense, idk.. either way, AMAZING

>them.

stopped reading right there

my mother is doing just fine thanks

Found out after that she was originally a he... didn't even think about why we needed lube as I never needed to use lube before...

My girlfriend doesn't let my dick out of its cage. She says I have to stay a virgin forever and that her strap on is the only cock in our relationship.

she loved me...

>share something interesting about the last person to have your dick inside of them.

She can't colour within the lines .

My hand smells like spit and shame.

She's idk

She's a nurse

He is writing this post right now...

We've been married 4 years, and it was only our 17th time.

Yes, I'm counting.

FML

She takes care of me without me having to ask or anything. I have never felt this much loved by anyone before.

She's a legit lunatic. But, to buck the usual form, shit in bed.

>be american soldier
>be in Korea
>virgin kimchi

Blood all over but i went raw.
My current score is finland and Korea virgins

story time?

She is tiny and asian.

>I don't wanna put up with cause it's just gonna end with her fucking some dude and bein' all "It isn't my fault, I'm a victim!" cause women are children who cannot take responsibility for their actions.
this

You deployed or something far from home?
Else you have to know that she's getting into affairs and I hope you're as well for your own sake. That is unhealthy.

Had a oneitis (fell so hard for her) . She turned out to be a lesbian. I asked her about it, like when she realised it and whatnot. Told me she really liked a girl at school and eventually she realised it was more than just in a friendly way.

A year later I go on a date with some girl. Girl turns out to be the girl my oneitis really liked. I come inside her down some alleyway.

She wasn't my gf

Today is her birthday.

That must have been some fuck if it isn't total bullshit.

You realize that it's up to you to get her through that right? How can she possibly be the love of your life if you can't support her through a non-issue as small as a quarter life crisis.

You are also obviously sexist so I don't know why I'm giving you advice here.

icidentally, that was where the post ended

Please tell me more.

no one believes the story but, she is my biologial daughter that dated me 4 months. she didn't have a clue since i left her and my wife when she was just a baby. came back in town, and found her grown up into a golddigger. since i have incest fantasy i tried to use my chance and never believed it would actually work

she cant sleep without her red sweater

She was my college gf but broke up after we graduated. I fucked 30 other chicks, she got married. She just got divorced and called me up. We rekindled bc amazing sex and both going through hard times (her divorce, my loss of father).

You are gay

You fucked Rupi Kaur?

Nice.

>You are also obviously sexist
Fuck off.

Dude shut the fuck up ur story is played out

She destroyed my heart and I'm scared for when I have to see her again because I just want out of sight out of mind

She doesn't see it for what it is, she's experiencing it, and it will have a logical outcome. I am unable to be a part of the process as she will not respond the way she wishes or will reject me throughout the process until it reaches its logical conclusion.
I don't think you understand.
I'm not asserting women as children lightly, it isn't just a mean thing to say. It is fact. Women have never had to be responsible for their actions since they can absolve themselves retroactively through mental gymnastics. It will always be someone elses fault. They will almost never learn. Society doesn't require them to. They are not raised to.

She is essentially my mother. Not biological but took care of me from age 8

Best orgasm of my life

Yeah, you're stupid as fuck

Don't actually love her, and if you think you do, you don't know what love really is. Try to grow up, for her sake if not yours

True story... actually been fucking her for about 4 months now, university of oklahoma. I was dating another girl who was completely in love with me but had no curves. I could live like that but this gymnast has the most amazing ass you'll ever see

Lol I think it might be you that doesn't understand. Sexism isn't purely about saying things to be mean. Your belief that women are somehow biologically unable to reason is.. one of the most genuinely sexist things I've heard in a long time.

Maybe the smart ones don't talk to you because you truly believe they lack logic, and they can recognize that?

One of her toes amputated

I honestly wondered if that made me guy. by looking at her/him whatever, you could never tell, looks like a skinny chick with fake tits. Plastic surgery and make up man. We were dating for a month before that. Makes me sick to my stomach

>believe in fairytales
Don't worry, user. You'll grow up some day too.

Blood/Cutting fetish. Awesome girl though.

She thinks going to school for film is a good idea and she's dating my old best friend. Fuck you and your shit tier photography Simone.

She has a half nigger baby, she is a pillhead who blows dudes for rides, she has fucked half of my friend group, she is my good friends ex-sister-in-law.

she's 15

I've met plenty of smart women dude lol

The fact that you think an intelligent woman is a fairy tale is asinine. Totally absurd. I cannot fathom what it is like to see the world the way you see it.

She had a boob job and it went complete wrong LOL its just terrible

Lets see a picture of her ass then

>"It isn't my fault, I'm a victim!" cause women are children who cannot take responsibility for their actions.

holy shit ive never heard something more true in my life

She robbed our former work place. Very poorly planned, but got away with it. It was common knowledge if you yanked on one of the side doors hard enough, it would open despite being locked. Alarm went off immediately. Cops showed up, shined a flashlight in, and left assuming it was just being faulty. She had a guy with her break through the shitty wooden door that led to the safe room, and typed in the safe code which apparently hadn't been changed in years.

I've seen this in many women, both who I've been with and girlfriends of friends.
It is not something prevalent so close to 30, though.
I am now wondering just how old you are.

I can promise you that 9/10 times a woman will choose the ego-blowing option over anything else.
Women are ego driven. Their self image is more important than anything else.

is in pic related

also gave me chlamydia

she claims i'm the best sex she's ever had, and she wouldn't let me see her stomach for whatever reason.

Define smart.

I agree completely.
kys

Her name was Mallory and she really liked Elvis Presley.

Bill O'Reilly is her god father kek

Sauce?

The last chick i was inside i know very little about other than that she tests water for her job. Hardly interesting.

>she wouldn't let me see her stomach for whatever reason
She fat?

ex-slut now my wife, fucked over 45 guys and 6 girls, many with me, most without. We broke up for 5 years because of her AA problems, she got sober, we married, she hasn't had sex with me for over 5 years but keeps promising to. I jerk off on 4chin. life is great.....right. Bitch.

1.) She's lying
2.) She doesn't like her belly button

You're making these assertions as if they're fact but I actually don't think there is any possible way you could back that up.

What makes you think that way, anyway?

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/intelligence

Had 2 uterus before they got removed when she was 14 and has vaginal agenesis.

>Black Prostitute
>Did porn
>Older
>Druggie
>$250/hr

LUL

sauce?

DO IT FAGGOT

I am drawing conclusions from direct and indirect real life experiences over the past ~30 years. I pay very close attention to what women say, how they say it and from there I watch their actions and see what it is they really mean. I love women, don't get me wrong, but it is hard to trust them when I have known so many to manipulate and lie to get what they want even if they claim to follow some moral code. In the aftermath of their poor choices, they will almost always find a way to absolve themselves of blame such as blaming their (ex)boyfriend for not being there enough/buying them enough/making them feel special/etc. They are false reasoning.

I don't mean the dictionary definition of intelligent. My... maybe ex, she is a geologist in the STEM field, and very smart. This is more so a function of sexual dimorphism than anything else. Hormones, brain chemistry and social capability.

even tho i promised never to do it, tricked her and came in her mouth "accidentally" while she gave me head

The last girl to have my digo has a 145 IQ and I have a 140 IQ

Your friendly reminder that traffic has more than doubled in the past couple year so half of all posters are newfags. The SJWs have flooded the site.

Source?

Sucked her landlord's dick after we broke up, told me about it to piss me off but I just fapped thinking about it.

Best response user. You go you.

So in your entire life, you've never met a woman who is socially and emotionally intelligent, empathetic, plans for the future, and gets what they want through hard work and not manipulation?

Because to that all I can say is it gets better user. There are logical, loving, forward-thinking women out there that do not try to blame their problems on everyone else. In fact I'd say *most* of the women in my life are like that.

Where do you live? I grew up in Hawaii and have spent most of my time on the west coast. I have a masters degree and have spent six total years in higher education. I can personally, honestly tell you that the women I've met in college have been strong, confident, independent and intelligent, as much as any man or otherwise. At a certain point (and hope someday we reach this point as a society) there really is no need to differentiate by gender for these basic traits that should be ascribed to individuals, not based on their demographics. A person can be smart, a person can be dumb, I try to make no assumptions when I meet people and give them the benefit of the doubt initially and it's paid off in so many ways, regardless of if the person I meet is a man or a woman or whatever.

Probably just surprised her uterus, that's all