Sup Forums what is something that's illegal, but you got away with?

Sup Forums what is something that's illegal, but you got away with?

Smoking pot?
Stealing a bunch of firecrackers like 10 years ago?

>got away with?

stopped reading right there

Nice try FBI

Didn't fap to the post below

Shoplifting. Drugs. Going 32mph in a 30mph limit.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

DUI (a lot)
possession
possession with intent
Indecent exposure (sex in a public place)

driving under the influence many of times
on many of drugs

Stole a tube of mini m&ms from a Brooks pharmacy when I was 10.

The Holocaust.

pooping in the shower

pissing in public places

And you 100% didn't end up in Folsom Prison? Because I heard you covered a Nine Inch Nails song & bummed everybody out....

Apparently in England peeing in public is not illegal if you first shout, "In distress!" Some medieval law. Never tried it though.

Hahaha what that is so English, go for it dude or call a lawyer

Stole a shit ton of goodies and jewelry when I was in Paris, Nice, Florence, and Rome for 10 days.

Possession of weed and mushrooms

Speeding

Trespassing

Pirating videogames, movies, and music

Streetracing
copyright infringement

blew up my physics teachers tires because he game me a C
broke my middle school windows like every friday night with my friends

I stole a pack of gum when I was 6.

slashed*****

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driving over speed limit, duh

Kidnapping and beating a guy pretty badly.

Yeah that's because it's the end of the fucking sentence

Fucked a 14 year old for a whole summer when I was 21.

Fed the pidgeons at Trafalgar Square

Did you stomp it down the drain?!

arson

oh i see, newfags are trying to start forced meme. interesting... their iq is still going down rapidly

i fucked a 21 year old whole summer when i was 13 and half. are you mike?

>down rapidly

stopped reading right there

I did 70 on a 65 zone. YOLO

Lisen here you little shit.

Smoking pot

I dated a cop briefly, he was cool with it. It was so weird smoking around him while he was in uniform but it led to some interesting roleplay

Stop with your cringy shit and go back where you came from

you fucking boot eater parrotass fucktard.

>Parrotass

put benis in vagoo. consequences were never the same.

me and 3 friends set up a scam site to get xbox live accounts when we were 13. we ended up spending like 400 quid on hacked accounts which was pretty insane at that age

Not today mr FBI agent

It carried a 15 year sentence. It was over 10 years ago in another country so it looks like I got away with it.

When I was serving in Iraq I raped and killed a female iraqi, she must of been 13-14

I have no remorse and fantasize about doing it again.

that's ok as long as you served our country honorably

Where does one find pirated vidya games

There was no honor in that war

But it was fun, but I'm attracted to dangerous situations

Underrated

I like consensual golden showers porn between adults. That's maximum 2 years prison and maximum 10 years on the sex offenders register in the UK.

A lot of things.

Shot an killed a 12-14 year old kid in Afghanistan and it haunts me every day.

Peeing in public in England is only illegal if there's a sign up forbidding or someone sees you. Legal otherwise.

Are you new to the internet

illegally recorded the emoji movie and expelled about 5 liters of jizz in my little sister's milk bottles

15yo when i was 23

nice try fbi wesmart

Sex in public
Racing on public roads
Posession

Nope, just a safefag. Don't wanna get arrested, it's one of the reasons I'm still hesitant to go onto the dark web, that and being tracked by hackers

Understandable

I take it you are/were military?

I posted CP on Sup Forums several times and have been banned without a proxy

If you did it in uniform, you are my hero

Liar

One time my family snuck a jar of blackberry jam from France through US airport customs

tax evasion and corporate fraud amounting to nearly a hundred grand

also used to sell pirated satellite receivers

Revenge Porn and Impersonation, got arrested didn't get charged, count that as got away with it

Wait. That's Illegal?

Stop feeding the troll.

I smoke weed everyday so

got pretty hammered yesterday stole some bikes with my dude and drove to a gas station to buy some vodka. broke into his old school smashed some things. broke into a public swimming pool later that night to go for a swim, was a pretty nice night! returned the bikes though cause we're nice people

ocean of games is good. just use ultra iso to install.

also drugs, pretty much all of them

I smoked weed, stole a rock or some shit when I was 5, and a fake flower on accident.
and like half a TB of movies/shows/music.

Literally decades ago I worked at a mall as a security guard. Every guard in the place was working together to go into stores at night when the mall was closed and take whatever they wanted. Probably broke into 90% of all the smaller stores in the mall. Only ones we stayed away from were anchor tenants and jewelry stores.

If you tried that shit today there are so many cameras you would get caught inside of a week.

Smoked and grew weed in Georgia for many, many years.

Smashed a BMW's windshield when I was 11. He wasn't able to chase me through the field.

Made and set off many explosives.

Took one of my teacher's favorite slippers, brought it home, torched it and then returned it.

Hacked into a few systems.

Stole so many fuck tons of CDs when I was working at the music store, books at the book store, and computers at all sorts of computer jobs I had.

A couple of underages, best was a 16 yo when I was 23.

Tons more...

smoking weed
doing coke
drinking underage
stealing chocolate bars

I didn't do anything bad.

Oh yeah, lots of shoplifting. My favorite was in Germany, because that could have meant some serious trouble for me and my family ('Murifats).

Poisoned a neighbor's kid when I was 5.

I saw this exact post in a thread about someone who wanted to murder all his childhood bullies.
I see summer is here in full force.

Got arrested for trespassing when I was rock climbing, but it counts as getting away with it because the judge threw it out.

>changing password on VPS that got sticky keys as a CMD
>take pics of them and infos

I was a driver in a drive-by paintballing.

Sounds like a group of guards that could be fun on a quiet night

>You are my fetish. Corrupt men in uniform hit my sweet spot.

get the fuck off Sup Forums you dirty old man

not him, but, you'll be here forever.
I first came here when I was 20
I'm 31 now. You will never leave, kid.

>drive-by paintballing
ghetto niggas really stepping down their game smh

I was arrested a lot as a minor, but got away with so much shit. After my 3rd arrest or so (only 14 at the time, it was for mischief or breaking and entering some shit because I smashed a car window to try and steal) everybody made me go to a psych and was diagnosed with conduct disorder.

off the top of my head, I got away with many different counts of trespassing, shoplifting, theft, vandalism, B&E, burglary (>TFW cat burglar) and 2x assault with a deadly weapon (but once was self defense), animal cruelty (torturing and killing), arson, and many other drugs and property crimes and maybe even a couple rapes depending on what you consider rape (non-violent, passed out drunk and roofied sorta deal)
I hardly never reallygot caught for anything too serious as well, I've never been tracked down for anything and have only really been charged with mischief and theft as a juvenile a few other times because I was caught red handed

[spoiler]>TFW still score 40/40 on the PCL-R[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>TFW one step away from being Ted Bundy[/spoiler]

>Drinking underage
>Purchasing + doing cocaine, weed, pills, etc.
>Unintentionally smashed a random person's apartment window when I was like 16 and ran
>Sleeping with a HS aged girl when I was 19
>At 19 Helped a friend graffiti the road right in front of some prick's house. (It took all night, the end result was "(Prick's name) loves cock" in person sized letters right in front of his doorstep.
>When I was 13 years old I flashed my cock to a little girl in public lmao no idea why
>Driving under the influence a couple of times
>At 18 late at night my friends and I drove around fast, throwing 1/4 and 1/2 sticks of dynamite at people's house balconies, doors, windows, etc.
>let 2 different dogs lick my balls a few times while jerking off
there's definitely more but that's all I can think of atm

I'm into zoo and my bf is totally cool with it

SHOPLIFTING DRUG DEALING ARSON ROBBING A BAR DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE, DRIVING SMASHED ON E AND COUGH SYRUP AND WEED WITHOUT A LICENSE, why did you ask

I walked away from angry police carrying a safe full of decades' jail work of drugs at 3am

>Brooks
That takes me back

This won't catch here. we hate nigs.

sale of illicit substances

he's posting the same thing in every thread

You dated a cop. You should consider suicide.

Rape

Dui

Sodomy

Etc....

I smuggled some M100's out of South Carolina and blew them up last 4th of july. They still work after 9 damn years.

I have, several times.

>doing drugs
>possession
>driving under the influence
>speeding

I wholly regret the DUI. Was never caught but I've always felt shitty for it, for good reason. I was young and a cunt.

I browsed pornographic websites before I had reached 18 years of age

My dream is to find a gf like you. Stories or pics?