Why must the ratings for this modern masterpiece be so low? Let's fix this, Sup Forumsoys

Why must the ratings for this modern masterpiece be so low? Let's fix this, Sup Forumsoys.

cause its not good

Nonsense.

is that sad emoji? about to kill himself?

A bunch of faggot 14 yearold "comedians" gave it a 0 without watching it, I doubt it's really that bad

I feel that. I'm going to give it a chance. I'm gonna see it 2 times. Once in standard and once in 3d.

hate to spoil it for you, its just not funny

maybe 2 lol moments in the movie for my whole theater

escape from the phone, through dance dance revolution into dropbox to get past the firewall. not funny at all

But why would you spoil a movie? That's the cuntiest thing ever.

I really wouldn't waste your time with it anyway, it's almost definitely formulaic stuff you've seen 1000 times. It probably won't be good or bad but safe formulaic crap.

i didnt spoil it, i just told you the plot and that its not funny

btw, there isnt much to spoil

my hot dog and popcorn were real tasty though

>movie
>emojis
pick one

Why not both?

Gene is an emoji that lives in Textopolis, a digital city inside the phone of his user Alex. He is the son of two meh emoji named Mel and Mary who, despite his upbringing, is able to make multiple expressions. His parents are hesitant of him going to work, but Gene insists so that he can feel useful. Upon receiving a text from his crush Addie, Alex decides to send her an emoji. When Gene is selected, he panics, makes a confusing expression, and wrecks the text center. Gene is called in by Smiler, a smiley emoji and leader of the text center, who concludes that Gene is a "malfunction" and therefore must be deleted. Gene is chased by bots, but is rescued by Hi-5, a once popular emoji who has since lost his fame due to lack of use. He tells Gene that he can be fixed if they find a hacker, and Hi-5 accompanies him so that he can reclaim his fame.

Smiler sends more bots to look for Gene when she finds out that he has left Textopolis, as his actions have caused Alex to think that his phone needs to be fixed. Gene and Hi-5 come to a piracy app where they meet the hacker emoji Jailbreak, who wants to reach the Dropbox so that she can live in The Cloud. The trio are attacked by Smiler's bots, but manage to escape into the game Candy Crush. Jailbreak reveals that they need to get to The Cloud if Gene wants to get fixed, and the group go off into the Just Dance app. While there, Jailbreak is revealed to be a princess emoji who fled home to after tiring of being stereotyped. They are once again attacked by bots, and their actions cause Alex to delete the Just Dance app. Gene and Jailbreak escape, but Hi-5 is taken along with the app and ends up in the trash.

Mel and Mary go searching for Gene and have a very lethargic argument. They make up in the Instagram app when Mel reveals that he, too, is a malfunction, explaining Gene's behavior. While traveling through Spotify, Jailbreak admits that she likes Gene just the way he is, and that he should not be ashamed of his malfunction. They make it to the trash and rescue Hi-5, but are soon attacked by an upgraded bot. They evade it and reach Dropbox where they encounter a firewall. The gang get past it with a password being Addie's name and make it to The Cloud, where Jailbreak prepares to reprogram Gene. Gene admits his feelings for Jailbreak, but she wishes to stick to her plan of venturing into The Cloud, saddening Gene. The upgraded bot takes Gene, and Hi-5 and Jailbreak race after them.

As Smiler prepares to delete Gene, Mel and Mary arrive and are also threatened. Jailbreak and Hi-5 arrive and disable the bot, which falls on top of Smiler. Alex has since taken his phone to the store and asks its employee to have his phone erased to fix the problem. Out of desperation, Gene prepares to have himself texted to Addie, making numerous faces to express himself. Realizing that Addie received a text from him, Alex stops his phone from getting deleted, saving the emoji and finally getting to speak with her. Gene accepts himself for who he is and is celebrated by all of the emoji.

In a mid-credits scene, Smiler is seen wearing numerous braces due to her teeth cracked by the bot, playing and losing a game of cards in the "loser lounge" with the other forgotten and unused emoji.

Everything she touches,turns to shit.

Is this how we hack now?

I, for-one, will take great use of this format of Hacking. Anyone with Dropbox and DDR will face the wrath of I, TheoThunderCock the Emoji hacktivist.

We don't want to watch your garbage Sony. Now get the fuck off Sup Forums

damn dog, i don't even follow you now. im sorry but some other fool just spoiler the whole thing above. I paid my $40 to go see the movie, so don't say im not supporting the cause.

Well glad I'd didn't waste money on this

I'm gonna see the movie 2 mote times now.

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me too, 2 mote times here toot